╹ ✰ ╻ [ NCT n SKZ ] ╹ ✰ ╻
sunnhyuck has created a chat group.
sunnhyuck added hyunjeans, gotthatjam,
Sprinkles, hanjinius and 5 others to the chat.
sunhyuck named the chat group 'Gen Zoo'
Gen Zoo
Sunnhyuck
So a little birdy told me the 'fathers' or whatever made a special chatroom.
sO, I thought,, why not us too?
Or is it we too-
Whatever, school is for l0sers 🥴🥴🥴
The users hyunjeans, gotthatjam, moonil, banana,
Sprinkles, Lümmeltüte, pup, hanjinius and Rejean are online.
Rejean
You're the only loser here hyuckie
Sunnhyuck
How can I be the only loser here when a whole Jeno exists? 🤔
Gotthatjam
Wtf did I do to you? 😭
Sunnhyuck
You go on friendly dates with Jaemin in stead of me ):<
We are best friends!
Banana
Who said they were friendly? 🤫
Gotthatjam
WhAT
Rejean
WHAT
Hyunjeans
Welp
That got gay real quick 😳
Sunnhyuck
You like it though ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hyunjeans
Yeah I do (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Pup
I know we all introduced ourselves already...
But can you just say your name real quick?
I'm Seungmin btw! 👋
Sunnhyuck
I'm the almighty Lee Donghyuck 🤩
Gotthatjam
I'm Jeno c:
Sunnhyuck
His nickname is sarcastic fyi👀
Gotthatjam
IT'S NOT!
I'M ACTUALLY FUNNY
Remember that time you pissed your pants cuz of my jokes?
Sunnhyuck
I'd rather not 👊😔
Hanjinius
👊😔
I'm Han Jisung btw,,
Not your maknae Jisung or whatever 😗
Rejean
Yeah whatever, we don't care about our maknae Jisung 🤷♀️
Banana
RENJUN!
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR BROTHER?!😤
Sunnhyuck
Weren't you and Renjun (and jeno) like.. dating? 🤔
Pup
Ew incest 🤮
Sprinkles
Wait-
I see all of you as family,
would it be wrong to date Changbin?😶
Hyunjeans
I don't think that's what they meant dw uwu
Sprinkles
Okay thanks jinnie
Pup
I thought y'all hated each other-
Sprinkles
Ofc not????
Also! I'm Felix hi hi 🥰
Hyunjeans
Oh yeah!
I'm Hyunjin c:
Banana
I'm Na Jaemin 👌
Rejean
Yeah, I'm Renjun if y'all didn't know that yet ✌️😗
And I'm not dating Jeno and Jaemin! 😤
Where's that dumbo Yang Yang btw?
Lümmeltüte
I've been summoned
Rejean
What does your name mean?
Lümmeltüte
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Rejean
....
Nvm I don't want to know anymore
Sprinkles
Is it German?
I remember that you were German, right?
Lümmeltüte
You though Bonjour was German 🤬
Sprinkles
It's not?
Lümmeltüte
I'm- 😭
Sunnhyuck
ahHSHSHAHAHAHHSHSHA WTF YANG
WHY IS YOUR NAME CONDOM IN GERMAN💀
Lümmeltüte
Lümmeltüte just got that aesthetic vibe, don't ya think? 🤩
Rejean
No
Banana
No
Pup
No
Sunnhyuck
No
Sprinkles
No
Hyunjeans
No
Gotthatjam
No
Hanjinius
Yes 🥴
Oh-
I mean
No
Sunnhyuck
MoVinG oN
My name is petty easy to guess
Since I've been called the sun multiple times already
So sunny mixed with hyuck (my nickname) becomes my username! :D
Rejean
Thats actually pretty cute...
Autocorrect just changed my name to Rejean and I was too lazy to change it.
I also could care less, so hi, I'm Rejean or whatever. 🤷♀️
Hanjinius
Mine should be obvious,
I'm HAN JIsung and I'm a genius so- 😗😗😗
Hyunjeans
...
I can't really explain my name..
But yknow,, I once wanted someone to remember my name and I..
Kept repeating jean. 🙃
Pup
Apparently I resemble a puppy, so there ya go
Banana
My nickname is nana
And I added ba, cuz I got that big- 🥴
I'll leave the end of that sentence up to you uwu
Sunnhyuck
Nasty bitch
Banana
What do you mean nasty?
I just got big pieces of fruit 🤷♀️
Gotthatjam
People like to say 'jenojam'
but I believe I do have that jam in me 😋
Sprinkles
So you're not following the footsteps of Jimin sunbaenim? 🥺
Gotthatjam
With his success, I hope so
With his no jam reputation, I'd rather not.
Sprinkles
... That's understandable
Also, I have freckles (already mentioned that before)
And sprinkles decorate something and make it more pretty,
while my freckles decorate my face.
So they're like little sprinkles on my face c:
Sprinkles also sounds cute so 🥰
Sunnhyuck
That's friggin adorable 😭😭🥺
Lümmeltüte
sO
The meaning of my username..
Hyunjeans
I think we all know already 😔
Banana
Wait,,,
Yang Yang, I just realized our usernames match!!!
😍😍😍
Lümmeltüte
OmGGG
You're the banana to my Lümmeltüte 🥺
Wait no
I'm the lümmeltüte to your banana 🥰
Banana
Lovely 🥴👌
Sunnhyuck
Banana
Wait Hyuck,
didn't you have chores at the 127 dorms today?
Sunnhyuck
Shhhhh,
I'm hiding in the laundry room in the hope they'll forget about me
and do them themselves 🤪
Hanjinius
I am willing to share my jinius title with you Donghyuck 🥵
Sunnhyuck
Ooh, I'm flatter
Dicjco did JSKSJSJAJ
Kf
kosjere oak so
Odk
JDIOSpwoeo#o9@2
The user Sunnhyuck is offline.
Rejean
???
Is he okay...?
Whatever I don't really care 🤷♀️😔
Gotthatjam
Talking about 127..
Someone of 127 stole my dumbells 🤛🏻
Hyunjeans
Why would someone steal your dumbells 👁👄👁
Gotthatjam
To exercise with them obviously 🗿
Hyunjean
Why would someone exercise 👁👄👁
Banana
Hm... Who in the dorm even uses dumbells?
Gotthatjam
Oh lmao what a coincidence!
Taeil hyung just texted me, saying he found my dumbells laying there.
Hyuck will bring them over when he's done with his chores.
Lümmeltüte
Aaah, so that's what happened to him!
Funny, he just told us he was hiding form doing chores 🤡
Anyways, want sex education from me?😏
Banana
N O ❌
Where did that come from ⁉️
Lümmeltüte
Hey! As my banana you should support me no matter what! 🤬
Banana
I don't want fucking sex education
Lümmeltüte
Fucking and sex in one sentence is a bit too much, don't ya think? 😳
Banana
I gIVE UP 😤
This is why I ate all the chips at the 127 dorms and blamed you for it!
Lümmeltüte
How dare you betray me?!?!
I will no longer hold your seeds 😤
Good luck having safe sex wITHOUT ME 💀
Rejean
Y'all make me crazy 😔
Gotthatjam
Crazy in love? 👄❤️
Rejean
I kNEW YOU WOULD DI THAT!!!
Anyway, I have a confession to make
Hanjinius
Spill the tea sIS 👀
Rejean
I may or may not have accidentally stolen doyoung's credit card.
Hyunjeans
HoW DOeS oNe eVEn 'aCCIDENTALLY' steAL a cReDiT caRDd?! 😭😭😭
Rejean
Idk it basically went:
Oops my hand slipped into your pocket and it grabbed your purse and opened it and stole your credit card.
Hyunjeans
Ooooh that
Happened to me once too
Banana
Well, are you planning on giving it back?
Rejean
...
Banana
Pls don't do it
We could have fun for a while
Gotthatjam
Guys no!
That's the wrong thing to do!
Rejean
)):
Banana
Great Jeno, you made the baby sad
Gotthatjam
Find... do whatever you want I'm not stopping you
Rejean
((:
Pup
And thus, the innocent was corrupted.
The claws of the evil hooked around his mind.
The dark lurking around him as it slowly led him to the wrong path.
The path of crimes, despair and death...
Hyunjean
*dramatic background music*
Lümmeltüte
Ew imagine if the others know this group exists
They would literally do everything to find out what we say in it
Hanjinius
Chan is stupid
Minho is stupid
Changbin is stupid
:D
That felt so good tbh 😭🥴
Lümmeltüte
Omfggg let me tryyy 🤩
Kun is stupid
Ten is stupid
Sicheng is stupid
Yukhei is stupid
Dejun is stupid
Hendery is stupid
Omg, you're right.
The satisfaction is really there 😍
Gotthatjam
...
Let me try -
Taeil is ..
stupid
Johnny is stupid
Taeyong is stupid
Yuta is stupid
Doyoung is stupid
Banana
Save some for me!
Gotthatjam
You continue then
Banana
Jaehyun is stupid
Jungwoo is stupid
Mark is stupid
Mark is stupid
Mark is stupid
(-:
Sprinkles
What do y'all have against mark?
Rejean
Nothing, it's just fun to bully him
Sprinkles
Even tho he's not there?
Rejean
even tho he's not there 💆♀️
Gotthatjam
Let's share bald memes of our members 🤩
Sprinkles
Oh yes! Ofc Chan first!
Hanjinius
Pup
Hyunjeans
Hanjinius
Wait lemme expose Minho too
Lümmeltüte
Why do they look so real tho? 😭
Look at this pretty boy 🗿
Rejean
HAHAHAHAH NOOOOOO
POOR SICHENG
Lümmeltüte
I've got more
Rejean
Smooth
Very smooth and subtle edit work Yang Yang
Lümmeltüte
Gotta protect my image yknow 🤷♀️🤪
Gotthatjam
Tbh, what image? 😭
Lümmeltüte
Well fuck u too 😔
Banana
Exposing my bald parents 🥰
The user sunnhyuck is online.
Sunnhyuck
Fuck the dishes, bald members are more importanté
Hyunjeans
Why does he reminds me of Sméagol/Gollum? 😭
Sunnhyuck
I can see it 🥴
Banana
So sexc 🥵👌
Hanjinius
10/10 would tap that 😳
Rejean
Back off that's my best friend 😤
Sunnhyuck
But...
But I'm your best friend..
Rejean
Did I stutter? 💅
Sunnhyuck
You bitch
Gotthatjam
Wasn't I your best friend?
Sunnhyuck
You are now
And you know how it goes, bro's before hoes
So drop nana and Junnie 🤷♀️
Banana
We're the bro's
You're the hoe
The user gotthatjam changed sunnhyuck's name to Hoechan.
Hoechan
Bitches 😭😭😭
Ow wtf
Taeil just pinched me for not finishing the dishes
How the fuck did he know I hid again 😔
Lümmeltüte
Talking about getting attacked
WayV is mad at me-
Cuz I leaked their bald pictures
Sprinkles
👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲
Hyunjeans
Wait wtf, Chan is also mad at us
Hanjinius
MINHO HAS THE FLYSWATTER
I REPEAT
MINHO HAS TBE F,HSWSFFE
pup
How tf did they even know we shared their bald pictures-
One of you is a traitor
And believe me... We will find you.. and take away your games
Cuz snitches get stitches
Hoechan
I swear it's not me!
Banana
It's not me either
Gotthatjam
Also not me
Rejean
I'm not the traitor here
Lümmeltüte
WhY WOULD I BETRAY MYSELF?! 😭
Hyunjeans
Not me
Hanjinius
Nitmeritner
Itsn ot ,e
Sprinkles
Not me, cuz I started the bald chan chain 😔
Pup
All you people do is lie
I will find out 🕵️♂️
Family
Watermelonmark
Wait why is Donghyuck screaming?
And why are they leading him to the dorm of the dreamies?
The user President is online.
President
Huh?
Why are they coming to our dorms?
What happened?
Oh, it has nothing to do with me and Jisung
okay
Then I don't care what they'll do
The users Gaemin and is online.
Gaemin
He,L THEY ARE HRDERJ GHS
Watermelonmark
...
What..?
Gaemin
THEY ARE MURDERING US
AMD SKZ
THEY ARE MURDEING SKZ TOO
The user Jeogiyo Noona is online.
Jeogiyo Noona
I can confirm this statement
I've been hit like I'm a fly
And now Hyunjin is dying
Oh shirt chan is coming bye bye gotta blast
The user Jeogiyo Noona is offline.
Watermelonmark
What happened?
Why are they being murdered?
President
Idk, but I'm enjoying the show
The user President is offline.
The user peachy is online.
Peachy
They shared photos they shouldn't have shared
Watermelonmark
Don't tell me they send nudes...
The users thenumber and MySarrang are online.
Thenumber
Nudes? 👀
MySarrang
No, they shared bald photos of some members
Thenumber
How'd you know?
MySarrang
🤷♀️
Someone send screenshots of the conversation to me..
Thenumber
Oh ok lmao
Watermelonmark
Oh.
they didn't send any photos of me.
right?
Peachy
Not that we know
But they did eat all the chips
Watermelonmark
Oh okay, phew
At least I'm safe from the teasing
The users Peachy, Watermelonmark, MySarrang and Thenumber are offline.
(( Private chat between 10/10 and Moonil. ))
10/10
Hey hyung
Moonil
Yeah?
10/10
I know you're in the groupchat of '00 line
Moonil
Wait-
How do YOU know when THEY don't even realize it?
10/10
I have my ways ✌️😗
Anyways, add me to the gc
Moonil
No, they'll realize I added you-
And that they added me in the first place
10/10
I bet they're spamming so much they won't even notice
Plsssss 🙏
I really want to know the tea 🥺
Moonil
Fine, wait a sec..
Gen Zoo
The user Moonil added the user 10/10 to the group chat 'Gen Zoo'.
Rejean
The traitor is @ Hoechan
I just know it
Banana
That actually makes sense
Gotthatjam
It's Donghyuck for sure
Hyunjeans
You bitch! 😭
Hoechan
I literally breathed
Rejean
We all know how much you love Taeil hyung!
Ofc you'd spill the tea to him 🤒
Hoechan
That reasoning is not valid
We are all whipped for Taeil hyung
Don't you dare deny it!
Banana
We're not denying it,
we're just saying you are more whipped for him than we are
Hoechan
I LITERALLY MADE THIS CHAT 😭😭
Pup
Exactly..
You made this chat aka you stirred the tea
Then you made us spill the tea
Only so that you could point out the mess we made, to the others
And now we have to clean up a mess that wouldn't be noticed if it were not for you
🧐
Hoechan
I LITERALLY DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
I WAS DOING MY CHORES REMEMBER?!
I HAVE AN ALIBI
TAEIL HYUNG HIMSELF
HE WAS ON HIS PHONE NEXT TO ME THE ENTIRE RIME
PROBABKY READING SOME BOOK
HE WAS GASPING A FEW TIMES tOO
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
THE POINT IS THAT HE KNOWS I WAS DOING THE DISHES
CUZ HE KEPT AN EYE ON ME AGTER I HID FOR THE SEONC TIME
ISN'T THAT CORRECT TAEIL HYUNG?!
Moonil
That is, in fact, correct
Hoechan
sEE!
MY INNOCENCE ISPROVEN!
pup
I'm sorry for accusing you
But everyone here could be the culprit.
At least I can stripe you off the list thanks to your alibi
Hoechan
Phew
😔
Lümmeltüte
Then who could it be?
We all deny the fact
But there's no one else that could possibly spill our tea
10/10
That's incorrect
Lümmeltüte
Oh, my bad
Sprinkles
Chan just came back from attacking me
But
We could actually abduct him and demand who he got the tea from
Moonil
That's not a very good idea child
Sprinkles
Oh
Then we won't do it
Gotthatjam
Smart
Thanks for helping us out Taeil hyung
Moonil
No problem 🙃
Hoechan
Then who could it be?
Rejean
Wait..
Something doesn't seem quite right..
It smells fishy here...
Banana
I'm cooking
Rejean
Oh, that explains it..
what are we going to eat?
Banana
Kimchi stew ;D
Rejean
Yummy!
Wait 😱
Banana
???
Rejean
Get off the phone before you burn the food!
I'll help you cook
Banana
Great! Hyuck, you eating with dream today?
Hoechan
Yeah fun!
Sorry guys, we can find the traitor later ✌️😗
Also Wtf I'm changing my name back
Im too cute for this username 😡😡😡
The user Hoechan changed Hoechan's name to Sunnhyuck.
Sunnhyuck
Ah that's better
But ight imma go now
Pup
Sure thing
Banana
Byeee!
Hyunjeans
Enjoy your meal!
Gotthatjam
thanks 🥰
The users Gotthatjam, Hoechan, Rejean and Banana are offline.
Pup
I'll continue the research later then 🥴
Lümmeltüte
Good idea
I bet we'll find the traitor
We pretty smart y'know
🤩
Hanjinius
IKR!
We just have to pay attention
Sprinkles
We!re good at paying attention, not wanna brag or smth 💆♀️
Lümmeltüte
The truth is the truth 🤷♀️
Pup
Haha yeah!
Well, let!s go too!
Bye guys ✌️
Lümmeltüte
Bye bye!
The users Lümmeltüte, Sprinkles, Pup, Hyunjeans and hanjinius, are offline.
(( Private chat between 10/10 and Moonil. ))
10/10
Morons
Moonil
It's actually kinda sad they didn't notice 😔
10/10
Yeah, they deserve at least one braincell
Moonil
Their conversations are quite.. interesting
Don't you think ?
10/10
True
Well, Imma have to go too then
Ttyl 😍✨
Moonil
Bye 👋
The users 10/10 and Moonil are offline.