love potion | porco galliard

By zekerets

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You and Porco declare your hate for each other after fighting over the lead role for a class musical. Meanwhi... More

LOVE POTION
TAGS / WARNINGS
01: ROLES
02: SCHOLAR
03: HATE
04: ADVERTISE
06: PLEA
07: TALK
08: ALONE
09: COMFORT
10: EMBARRASS
11: PACKAGE
12: PRACTICE
13: SODA
14: PANIC
15: AVOID
16: TWITTER
17: PROBLEM
18: SUSPICIOUS
19: FIRST
20: PRIVATE
21: CONFRONT
22: PLANNING

05: GOAL

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By zekerets

Zeke and his three little whores 😈
Tuesday at 11:12 PM

bartholomew
I bought the potion

REINER 🥶
yes whore we know

bartholomew
I'M NOT A WHORE

Zeke god
You're my little whore

bartholomew
Uh

Ok

Anyway

stanky leg

bartholomew
I bought the potion but I'm
not gonna drink it so

When it arrives who
here wants to try it

REINER 🥶
i vote for y/n

stanky leg
what? no

i'm not drinking that

Zeke god
I close the nominations

REINER 🥶
i second the motion

stanky leg
WHAT

YOU NEVER EVEN OPENED
THE NOMINATIONS??

bartholomew
Hehe (Y/N)~

stanky leg
I DIDN'T AGREE TO ANYTHING

REINER 🥶
drink it coward

stanky leg
no :((

REINER 🥶
y/n do ittt 🥺

stanky leg
i can't trust that

i might die tf

Zeke god
I don't think you should too

stanky leg
thank you zeke

Zeke god
But Bertholdt wasted 60
euros for total fuckery so
it's a waste if no one tries

stanky leg
wow

REINER 🥶
LMAO THAT TOOK A TURN

stanky leg
you are all mean :(

Zeke god
This is payback

stanky leg
payback for WHAT

Zeke god
You called me a senior citizen

stanky leg
oh

bartholomew
DRINK THE POTION

DRINK IT DRINK IT DRINK IT

stanky leg
bartholomew shut up :((

bartholomew
Not that ugly nickname again

bartholomew cleared his name

REINER 🥶
boring

Zeke god changed his name to Zaddy

REINER 🥶 changed Zaddy's name to king kong

stanky leg cleared her name

king kong
I don't know if I like this
nickname or not

REINER 🥶
you are all boring

boring nicknames and can't
even drink the potion smh

(Y/N)
reiner how about you
drink it instead

Bertholdt
True

Since we're all boring to
you why don't you drink
it yourself

REINER 🥶
there's no thrill in that

besides didn't u buy 3
doses? if that's the case
then each of us drinks
one except for u since u
want to watch us die so
badly

Bertholdt
I only bought one because
it's too expensive

(Y/N)
one bottle costs 60 euros?

Bertholdt
Yes

king kong
My frugal heart cracked

REINER 🥶
someone get this king kong
on extreme cheapskates smh

(Y/N)
to be fair 60 euros is
a lot for one bottle

REINER 🥶
then whoever is behind this
just did a good job in scamming
bertholdt LMFAO

Bertholdt
Gucci charges you 600 euros
for a pair of socks so I don't
know what you're talking about

(Y/N) you should drink it

(Y/N)
i don't want to die ?

i value my life omg go away

Bertholdt
I will pay for your funeral

(Y/N)
i know you're rich
but not that rich

Bertholdt
That's an insult 😭

(Y/N)
THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE
SERIOUS ABOUT PAYING FOR
MY FUNERAL SERVICES

Bertholdt
I'm a man who means
what he says

king kong
I feel bad for people who
think that Bertholdt is shy
and quiet because really
he's such a loud bitch

REINER 🥶
LMAOOOO ZEKE

Bertholdt
That's true tho

SO (Y/N) DRINK THE FUCKING
POTION GODDAMNIT GIRL

REINER 🥶
did this guy just say girl

(Y/N)
NO LEAVE ME ALONE

Bertholdt
What if we do that Twitter
trend where you ask someone
to give you three numbers and
stuff

(Y/N)
i have 1500 followers,
it's not going to work

Bertholdt
Zeke has 11 thousand lol

(Y/N)
that doesn't guarantee your win

Bertholdt
@king kong look she's
challenging you

REINER 🥶
don't underestimate
zeke's fangirls

Bertholdt
Just do it

king kong
Do it do it

Don't waste money kids

(Y/N)
we wouldn't have been
worrying about wasting
money if only bertholdt
didn't buy anything

REINER 🥶
u can't blame bertholdt
for being dumb

(Y/N)
that's fair

Bertholdt
Wow

king kong
I asked random people.
They said 6, 3, 4 separately

(Y/N)
HELP THAT QUICK??

ugh

i swear i'm going to
die in a few days

Bertholdt
I still don't think it's a scam

You'll be fine, don't worry

(Y/N)
how are you so calm

okay whatever 😔
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