Rohit - I am bored
Virat - For a change
Rohit - What do you mean by that?
Virat - For a change you are awake and you are feeling something which is boredom.
Rohit - Shut up I am bored
Shikhar - What do you want us to do then? Entertain you?
Rohit - Ya but do anything except your monkey dance or playing flute
Shikhar - It bhangra and not monkey dance
Rohit - You dance like a monkey so anything you dance will be called monkey dance
Virat - And dont play flute until and unless you want kumbhkaran to sleep again
Rohit - Kumbhkaran?
Hardik - You dont know who Kumbhkaran is? Even my baby knows this
Rohit - Forget your baby even you wouldnt know who Kumbhkaran is.
Rahul - Who doesnt know who Kumbhkaran is
Rohit - Illiterate people
Hardik - I am not illiterate
Rohit - I didnt even take your name, you decided to accept it.
Hardik - Kumbhkaran is a guy who sleeps all day long
Shreyas - *Snore haaaahmphhhhh*
Rahul - And wakes up only to eat
Shreyas - *yum yum munch munch yum yum*
Jaddu - And then sleeps again
Shreyas - *Snore haahmphhhh hmphh*
Rohit - And he is in Ramayan
Bhuvi - Do you even realize that they are talking about you Ro?
Rohit - What?
Virat - Sleeps. eats, sleeps who else could it be but you?
Rohit - MAHI BHAI COME HERE
Hardik - My baby is sleeping
Rohit - I am screaming on my chat na and my baby is not sleeping always like yours so shut up and sit and MAHI BHAI COME HERE
MSD - What is it Ro?
Rohit - They are calling me Kumbhkaran
MSD - What should I do then?
Rohit - Tell them to shut up
MSD - If you need defending call you Yuzi and let me rest in peace
Yuzi - ROHITTTAAAAA
Rohit - Hatt, get lost
Kuldeep - Ro bhaiya dont tell Yuzi to get lost
Virat - Its okay Kul I wont tell him anything like that, I am on your side
Jinks - Anything important 👆
Ash - Do you expect anything important to be happening here?
Bhuvi - If you do then this is not the right place, you can leave
Jinks - I know there is not a single text that was important but sometimes even idiots tend to get wise so I thought that lets check if today is that fateful day
Ash - It unfortunately isnt
Rohit - It will be because know the great ROHIT SHARMA will give you all DIETING TIPS TO FOLLOW DURING LOCKDOWN
Jaddu - Why do you want to make a fool out of yourself
Virat - Heights of boredom
Shikhar - I love how the topic is in bold
Jinks - It highlights the irony
Hardik - Highlights the what?
Jassi - You better learn English before your kid is born
Yuzi - Or else we will take your baby to our houses one by one so he or she does not get into a bad influence
Hardik - My baby My rules
Ash - Harry its a child, please handle with care
Hardik - I am not dumb Ash chill
Kuldeep - Why do I imagine Harry wrapping his baby with the film they use in airports to wrap the suitcases with and then marking FRAGILE on the wrapping every time he travels with his baby
Yuzi - I just visualized that and you wrote it
Shreyas - KULCHA connection
Jassi - We wont let that happen but, we care for the kid, doesnt matter how dumb the father is
Rahul - Natasa will kill him when he tries doing that so we dont have any work there
Hardik - Like you guys have any work any where.
Bhuvi - Look who is talking
Hardik - Hardik Pandya, check your contacts
Rohit - Shut up guys I am sharing diet tips
Virat - Heights of joblessness
Rohit - DIET TIP #1 - Eat everything possible
Jaddu - Kya?
Jinks - Ya eat everything and become Hathi
Virat - No eat everything and become Ro
Shikhar - Yes because Ro = Hathi. Which implies, Hathi can be replaced with Ro in the statement. Therefore, hence proved
Ash - Why does this sound like a maths proof to me
Bhuvi - Zoro must have taught him
Rahul - Dont you think Zora is too small for that
Bhuvi - Then Rhea taught him
Shikhar - I knew it always
Yuzi - Unbelievable
Rohit - DIET TIP #2 - Eat homemade food
Virat - This was so much more sensible than the previous one that I wonder if Rits typed this
Jaddu - Or even Sam
Bhuvi - She can barely speak and you expect her to write
Virat - If Ro sent Sam to me na then I would have taught her to speak, type. post pictures and all in 6 months it self
Ash - Its a year old baby we are talking about here
Rohit - DIET TIP #3 - Eat atleast 5 things that are made up of Cocoa in a day
Hardik - Whats cocoa?
Jassi - Your head
Hardik - Lets be serious what is it
Rahul - Breaking news - Hardik Pandya wants to be serious
Shreyas - *tantanatanatanatantana*
Rahul - Thanks for the sound effect Shreyas
Shreyas - Any time bro
Virat - Are you mad Ro? Wait that not even a question
Yuzi -Rohitaaaa is right, eat cocoa every day
Jassi - Cocoa is a bean
Yuzi - I meant eat something that has cocoa
Kuldeep - And thats chocolate
Rohit - DIET TIP #4 - Eat chat with a lot of vegetables
Virat - What nonsense
Yuzi - Now I know why Ritsy bhabhi was putting pics of chat in her story
Shikhar - Chat diet 🤣
Jaddu - Someone in the world - Is chat healthy?
Rohit Sharma - If it has veggies then yes
Jinks - I agree that you are obsessed with chat Ro but veggies in chat makes it healthy. Who are you trying to fool?
Rahul - Ro you forgot about the chutneys, masalas, oil, you know better about the rest that goes in the chat
Ash - Veggies that Ro is talking about is Potato and Onions and Tomatoes, I cant think of any other vegetable that would be edible in chat
Rohit - DIET TIP #5 - Ice cream should be your bae
Jaddu - You are married Ro
Hardik - To icecream?
Bhuvi Get out before I kick you out
Virat - If you eat even a spoon of ice cream Ro you are out of the squad
Jinks - I can bet my life for the fact that he has finished 1 tub of ice cream per day inthis lock down
Rahul - Dont you think thats too less for him Jinks?
Rohit - DIET TIP #6 why diet? eat what you love
Shikhar - Itni bezzati ke baad why diet?
Virat - Nikalo is bande ko nikalo yaha se
Jaddu - Oh nikalo wale, ask Mahi bhai first cause he is admin, mujhe hi dimaag use karna padta hain
Virat - Shut up Jaddu, I knew it
Jaddu - As if
Virat - If anyone follows this diet then you are dead
Jassi - I thought we had to follow
Kuldeep - Same here
Jassi - I ordered ice cream
Kuldeep - I started making chat
Virat - What?
Rohit - DIET RESULT - fat burn
Hardik - You dont even have fat Jassi leave it
Rohit - DIET RESULT #2 - Grows muscles
Hardik - Yuzi try it
Virat - MAHI BHAI KICK THIS MAD MAN RO OUT NOW
Hardik - Virat is ordering Mahi bhai 😱😱😱😱😱
Rahul - OMG😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Shreyas - 2020's effect on Virat bhai 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
MSD - What did Cheeku do?
Hardik - Ordered you
Virat - Kick Ro out Mahi bhai
MSD - What did you do?
Virat - Is that even a question?
Hardik - Virat cross questions Mahi bhai 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Rahul - Ky din dekhne pad rahe hain?😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Yuzi - Mujhe toh vishwas hee nahi hota 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
MSD - Cut the drama and cheeku tell
Virat - look at Ro's diet tips
MSD - They were horrible what else?
Virat - kick him out
MSD - What do you think I am your servant?
*message deleted *
Hardik- Did anyone read that?😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Bhuvi - Why do I have the urge to line up the same emojis Harry is
MSD - Ro dont repeat it the next time okay and now all go bye bye
Virat - What was that message?
Ash - What message did Mahi bhai send? we were playing PUBG since the past 5 minutes
Virat - WHAT? Then who was texting here
Rohit - Intruder runnnnnn
MSD - I was multi tasking
Virat - Are you sure?
Hardik - Virat is doubting Mahi bhai 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Rahul - Imagine I put the emojis as well
Shreyas - Kya din aagaye hain?
Yuzi - Wednesday hain
Virat - Stop and Mahi bhai answer
MSD - You will doubt on me Cheeku?
Virat - No sorry bhai sorry
MSD - Its okay
Virat - You said its okay so fast?
MSD - Do you want me to kick you out Cheeku?
Rohit - Yes
Virat - Nooooooooooo
AUTHOR'S NOTE -
Hello!! I am back with another chat!!!
I wrote this at 1 in the night and I have a Social exam which I am supposed to be studying for so if you dont comment I will go mad. Okay I thank the tests are taking a toll on me ignore. Did you like this one?
THIS IS NOT EDITED SO PLEASE PARDON ALL THE ERRORS
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