Dense As a Rock - Ranpoe

By ChippyWantsToWrite

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Ranpo finally realizes his feelings for Poe on a certain visit. After this he decides to try and win Poe's af... More

Step 1: Realizing Your Emotions
Step 2: Ask a Friend For Advice
Step 3: Listen To That Advice
Step 4: Figure Out What He Likes And Dislikes
Step 5: Call Him
Step 6: Go Out On A Date
Step 7: Say Goodnight To Him
Step 8: Get Him Flowers
Step 9: Give Him A Hug
Step 10: Go To the Movies
Step 12: Take Him To The Zoo
Step 13: Go To A Diner
Step 14: Confess
Step 15: Show Affection Because Now You Can
Oh my god you actually finished this garbage

Step 11: Ask Him To Commit A Double Suicide

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"Just ask him to commit double suicide with you! That would be so romantic", Dazai said with a smile on his face.

"Well unlike you I don't want to die. And I don't want Poe to die with me either!", Ranpo exclaimed.

Dazai just rolled his eyes.

"Well I think it would be rather romantic, wouldn't you Atsushi?", Dazai asked.

"Um no not really...", Atsushi responded awkwardly.

Dazai clicked his tongue.

"Dammit Dazai get to work!", Kunikida yelled with a glare on his face.

"Oh, Kunikida don't make that face. You'll have wrinkles by tomorrow~".

"Dammit Dazai!".

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