shitpost book #4

By racheljam9

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hello I hate myself and you will too More

welcome
doctor who as vines pt 2
stop cying you dumbnut
: )) idk what im doing
*bbc voice* alien rights
explain to me bitch
and this, my friends, is the last you'll ever hear of me
youre getting two versions of this meme bc theyre both funny
random things i hear at school pt neuf
welcome to psychics
*minecraft villager noises*
bastard man
bbc sherlock characters as reaction images i have in my camera roll
im very sorry
waht teh fukc
uh its ace week
epxections vs reality
best polyamorus ships and you CAN fight me on this
but thats just a game theroy
im sobbing in the chillis bathroom
pure friendship
doctor who s1 as vines
me: i am about to Cry
*trips, ajr memes fall out of my pockets* oh fuck
you cant tell me what to do youre not my mom
this is my legacy
im writing this instead of my homework
i will commit self oof
Spyfall thoughts
me, impersonating black panther actor: im dead
Spyfall (pt 2) Thoughts
i want to see my little boy!! (the robot)
Orphan 55 thoughts
evening officer
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nikola Teslas Night of Terror thoughts
shit that has happened in my math class
"a stylish liar"
i NEED THEM!!
Fugitve of the Judoon thoughts
jake peralta: okay okay okay cool cool cool
mind readers: ????
SHIT SHIT
BANG
Praxeus thoughts
Can You Hear Me? / The Haunting of Villa Diodati Thoughts
spotify b like
thinking about: ?????
this is not working
The Timeless Children Thoughts
alright jod
literally my fav behind the scenes pic on dw
Doctor Who characters as John Mulaney screencaps (pt 1)
Doctor Who characters as John Mulaney screencaps (pt 2)
doctor who series 12 memes (pt one)
doctor who series 12 memes (pt 2)
quit posting shit in your insta stories
types of doctor who fans
controversial doctor who opinions
mandalorian memes
i ,,, i need to talk about this
*mumble raps* im upset
finally got around to it
canon go burn
anshdjeuwilaka WHY
i am actually truly crying wtf
this is what you call dedication
my thoughts on ryans livestream
random things i hear at school, part ten
what your favourite bbc sherlock ship says about you
i have zero self control
Network Effect
Doctor Who characters as Parks and Rec screencaps (part one)
Doctor Who characters as Parks and Rec screencaps (part two)
murderbot and asshole research transport. best fucking names
minecraft hcs
Muderbot Diaries as vines (and a few tumblr posts)
me @ myself: literally no one cares!! shut up!!
do it do it do it
very important™️
NOT EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY
is it go or jason derulo
also me tbh
*fancy voice* the duality of me
coors slice
you wanna fuckin go mate
hi welcome to h-e-double hockey sticks
bold move naming it 'pigstep' but go off i guess
how do you make creative titles
A ++++
support content creators you dummys
whats a pun w/ good omens
just. just give me a moment
its about the symbolism guys
i cant think of chapter title names and i dont intend to try
*holds up child* what is it featherless biped
~ bored ~
my response to the people who hate on AJR (and other shit i like)
we made it guys

underrated scenes in Network Effect

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By racheljam9

no I am NOT done talking about this book and you all get to suffer w/ me. anyways, underrated scenes in Network Effect let's go

-the beginning bit where the humans are like 'hey hows it going' and Murderbot replies with 'I've got it under fucking control' and everyone else just steps back like 'jfc alright'

-Ratthi trying SO HARD to be helpful when they're first attacked by ART and Murderbot being like 'for fucks sake go back upstairs'

-when the drone just completely slams Murderbot against the wall and knocks it out and then it treats the entire situation like a minor inconvenience

-Murderbot finding out ART 'dies' and going absolutely batshit

-Murderbots emotional breakdown and it denying to having a emotional breakdown while literally sitting against the wall with its heads in its hand

-Murderbot realizing teenagers are annoying but if anything ever tried to hurt Amena it would decimate it

-"you little idiot"

-any and every time Murderbot and ART interact

-any and every time Murderbot and Amena interact

-any and every time all three of them interact

-when they go over to the other ship and Murderbot is complete done w/ absolutely every humans bullshit

-"you guys are making a baby just so it can go off and get killed" "it's not a baby —"

-"I've already lost my crew, I won't lose you too" catch me crying in the corner

-how everyone is rlly respectful of Murderbots past trauma?? (like when they come across the dead SecUnit and everyone just drops the subject)

-Thaigo and Overse being super scared to drop while Murderbot is just like 'well time to watch Sanctuary Moon'

-MURDERBOT 2.0

-THREE. THREE!!

-Iris and Murderbots first meet. "you're Peris SecUnit" iconic

-ART finding out Murderbot has been captured and going absolutely batshit

-Murderbot literally disassembling it's hand to escape

-aliens

-Murderbot being a bamf in general. we stan.

I just,,,,, love this book so goddamn much. also I'm writing a MB fic I'm playing on posting on Wattpad AND Ao3 so yay I guess. it's called self care.

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