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𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩/𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧:
𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝: (𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐮) 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 😩🐾
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Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Hey gay ass

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: What the fuck?

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: I'm playing bby don't take it to heart 🙄

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Aren't you gay??

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: I'm 50/50 sir get it right 🤪

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Lies
                 My calculations never failed me before

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: They've failed you now sir...because I'm 50/50

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: No no that's incorrect I've come up with 100/0

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Oh? But they've failed you now for I am 50/50

Cat Daddy 😩 🐾: How is it 50/50??
                                Show me your calculations 🤨

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: The guys I liked made me straight so that makes me 50%, the girls I've dated were 30% gay and the rest were 20%.
So....20% plus 30% equal 50% then 50% plus 50% equals 100%!

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Nah wack, it's not on the answer key

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: How so??

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: It isn't debatable

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Oh?? But it is now!! 😡

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: It's  not on the school board management

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: That's it, I'm calling mf Karen.
She'll fix it if I complain she'll get the manager 🥵

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Karen works for me slut
I'm the CEO of the school
Don't fucking argue with me
Just do what you're told

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: Oh? 😳🥵 Okay daddy
WAIT—
TELL THAT BITCH KAREN I'M TAKING THE MF KIDS THEN

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: Can't take the kids ma'am we dont have any

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: We? 🤨

Cat Daddy 😩🐾: OOP GOTTA BLAST 😳

Ms. I'll steal your lover 💅🏻😩💖: GET BACK OVER HERE CAT DADDY 🥵🥵🥵

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