LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT

By OverTunned

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santa rockz
Out of the box
happy birthday
bunk
What are we
girl rules
funny world
A beautiful story
cool
Murphy's laws
SUPERBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn(R**)
Think about it
striper(R)
hands(R)
sun and woman(r)
men and video(R)
adult question
bicycle and woman
men and rats
tarzan
breasts
period
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smart dad
(I like this one)
balls
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busted
treats
leone
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wise
som
morons
queue
tip
guy tip
santa 1 2 3 4 5
a man
bikini
joke
girls read this
condoms
1 new msg
totaled
effect
busted
golf
I love you
after sex
smart
not mine
sky and skirt
true lover
god
2 rules
good one
confession
perfect
great man
art gallery
birth day
birthday
door bell
life's a bitch
one big mess
I'm loving it
just wow
cute
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
my fav
santa's wife
atm
Need a Break!
Mouse Trap!
Smart Move!
Signature Forgery!
Seniors' Dating Ads...
Company Policy!
before and after
CHANGE YOUR MIND
wat a friend is worth
classic
lawyer
stages
7th sense
shakespear
Height of Impatience......
santaaaa
god is good
child 1
child 2
child 3
child 4
child 5
child 6
child 7
child 8
child 9
child 10
child 11
child 12
math
the bus accident
the godly
the BOSS
flipkart
chinese
SWEET santa
bad drivers
santa wet dreams
examination
1st night
bf and gf
size does matter
merry christmax
court room humor 1
courtroom humor 2
courtroom humor 3
courtroom humor 4
courtroom humor 5
court room humor 6
courtroom humor 7
courtroom humor 8
courtroom humor 9
santa n elephants
in parts
booom
skeleton
motor
accident
computer expert
santa again
ms office
driver trouble
girlsssss
silent
Equations!
GIRL BOY
wife
little jonny
STudents
GOD -_-
Algebra
BOss wife
break up
idiot
old trouble
sending failed
castrated
happy girl
ahh magical
amazing
caring
practical santa
take a peek at the media
deaf
cute story
valentines day special to my loved onces
Reporting a Crime
Emergency Landing
Reference Books!!!
Legal and Logical
Out of Court Settlement
Professional Help!
perfect answer
Obama Ranked 5th Best President
Hilarious Laws
A Very Touching Story....
Simple Addition
Whatsapp Message...
Santa abd the Watch
23 yr old girl got pregnant.
difference
deleted
missing u
alphabets!!??
boyfriend girlfriend
lady's first
God
true answer
55
radio
*
benz
dedicated my sisters
say this 3 times fast
smart
women
break up
down and up load
I'm Loving It
The Texting
wet

wristband

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By OverTunned

In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm. These wristbands contain the patient's name and information. When a patient dies, a red wristband is placed on their right arm and they are taken to the morgue.

In one particular hospital in Korea, a young doctor was working the night shift. It was around 2 AM when he finished his last operation. He was on the 5th floor and pressed the button for the elevator. The doctor was tired after a long day and was looking forward to the end of his shift. At 2 AM, the hospital was very quiet. Most of the patients were asleep and many of the nurses had already gone home. He entered the elevator and there was just one other person there. He casually chatted with the woman while the elevator descended.

The elevator stopped at the basement and the door opened. They saw an old man dressed in a white gown standing there. The old man was about to get in when the doctor suddenly slammed the close button and punched the button for the 5th floor.

"Why did you do that?" asked the astonished woman.

"I've performed a lot of operations," replied the doctor. "I've seen a lot of people die. When a patient dies, they get a red wristband placed on their arm."

The woman was silent.

"You saw it, didn't you?" said the doctor.

"That old man... That old man had a red wristband on his arm."

"A red wristband....!!!!" said the woman as she raised her right arm. "You mean like this one ?"

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