I've watched too many theories and here I am saying one of them about demons, word count uhhh 2511, I wanted to do longer since I've been taking a break but oh well
Anyways Enjoy and Have a nice day!
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Once you entered the Ubuyashiki front gate, you walked slowly trying to be respectful as possible, you felt the place was peacefully and full of life seeing there are many plants and trees around the house, you stopped on your tracks seeing the front door, taking a deep breath you knock the door lightly tree times and waited
The door slide open revealing Kiriya Ubuyashiki with the same kimono
"Welcome, please come in Shinazugawa-san" the boy step aside
"I told you before, Y/n is fine Kiriya"
"Ah, yes I'm sorry Y/n-san" sometimes Ubuyashiki will call you to play with their children wich you happily agreed too, you didn't know why you were chosen though when you played with them that had a lot of fun since you brought your toys like cess, cards, the toys mostly use the brainpower to play it knowing that some of the kids will have to take their father place one day, but the toys that they most liked is...
nerf guns
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"COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!" You shouted with your nerf gun, clearly, the kids were smart you thankfully already got one out which was Hanaki, Hanaki sat on the out corner which for the people who already got shot
They used glasses and body armor because you don't want any of them to get injured, while you didn't use anything just a nerf gun and ammo, you took a deep breath thinking of a way to lure those kids out
"... Red Robin"
"Young-" Kuina suddenly pops up, you then shot her on the body armor "Aww man I was gonna spook you"
"AHA! GOTCHA! now where-" your left eye was suddenly shot making you fall to the floor screeching "AAAAA MY EEEEEEYE!!! FFFFFFRRIIIDGE!!!"
"Oh uh... the plan worked but-" Kiriya looked at you as you roll around the floor handling your left eye, he did shot your eye accidentally, you wanted to curse but of course you cant, so you have to think of something on the spot
"fffffFFFFIDDLESTICKS!!"
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As you followed Kiriya, you finally reached where Oyakata-sama was, in a room where the hashira meeting usually was held
"Shes here father" Kiriya mentioned
"Yes, please take a seat Y/n, and Kiriya, you may leave now" the young boy nodded and walked away, you took a deep breath and entered the room quietly as you sat down
"G-Good morning Oyakata-sama" you soon pause for a minute rehearing your sudden stutter
FUCKING HELL!! why does this shit KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME- I HATE IT!!!
Oh how you want to punch yourself right until you're unconscious
Oyakata-sama couldn't help but chuckle at the stutter leaving you embarrassed
"Sorry" you murmured, he then shook his had lightly
"Its okay Y/n, when will the meeting start?" You nodded and straighten up your posture, getting your phone out you read the message that was sent to you from Mr. All Might for today
"The meeting will be held in the Ubuyashiki household, All Might message me that he will come at 9.50 AM with three of his agents that *cough* forcefully *cough* insisted to come, currently we still have 20 minutes to spare, I've told them all the Hashira will come as well to discuss it, I'll leave the negotiation to you Oyakata-sama, but may I ask you this Oyakata-sama?" You said putting your phone down
"Yes?" The man tilted his head slightly
"Do I have to attend this meeting?"
"No, you don't have to, but the Hashira will be called after Sir All Might come"
"I see, but while we're here do you have any questions for me?"
"Hmm... I suppose, who are these three agents exactly?" Your posture relaxed hearing the question, you've been texting them a lot after getting their numbers, you, but mostly annoying Bakugo was very enjoyable
"Okay first we have Midoriya Izuku whom which I would die for because he is a cinnamon roll, Shoto Todoroki basically have daddy issues but mostly nice to talk too, And finally the pomeranian, ah yes Bakugo Katsuki a loud, aggressive, annoying, and short tampered just like my older brother Sanemi"
"I heard you've talked to them a lot" Oyakata-sama smiled lightly making you all giddy and bubbly inside
"Well yes, since they are my new coworkers now" you smiled "now that I've quit the Hitman thing I felt more relaxed than before"
"I'm glad to hear that" the man smiled never left, feeling how proud you've changed your ways for the better "But are you sure your okay doing two jobs? please don't overwork yourself" the man spoke in a caring way
"No, but I'll manage" you smiled unsurely making Oyakata-sama shook his head, he noted not to give you too many missions
"When you were offered the job, did you also negotiate with them as well?"
"...Uhhhh" you started to sweat remembering the deal you made with the Government
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"What's the deal then?" All Might look at your cheeky smile that was plastered across your face, while Leon just smile fixing his glasses, feeling how the air was just crushing the agents, they started to sweat and tremble
The aura around you changed drastically than before, it was... unsettling
"Well..." you crossed your legs putting your index finger on your chin, tapping it "how about this, I want to make the demon slayer corps known by Government so I was thinking you could help me out..." you smiled
"Is that all?" you shook your head gazing on the blonde with sharp eyes must like a hawk, they already felt uneasy how you looked at them with those kinds of eyes, so they thought
It must be important
Why would you submit this kind of aura if it isn't
"There is one more thing that I also want ...
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I want to enter area fifty-one" everyone suddenly looked at you and Leon with dot eyes, you and Leon was suspicious if Alein was real or not so you wanted to get to know the truth, you were betting on your chicken nuggets that they were real
"Y-You're shitting me right?" the Pomeranian, Bakugo said to you confusedly, you nodded with Leon that was snickering silently
"ew why would I shit on a person you moron" you looked at him crossing your arms
"O-OI!! WATCH YOUR MOUTH FUCKER!!" you chuckled seeing Bakugo angry, it was enjoyable for the both of you
"A-ah I thought I was going to die" the broccoli man slumps down on his seat more relaxed, while the bi-colored haired man did the same, you laughed with Leon seeing how relief they were
"sorry we didn't mean to make you guys scared" Leon apologized while smiling warmly
"IM NOT SCARED!!!" the ash-blonde barked towards you, but you already knew that he stuttered
"AGHAHA WE HEARD YOU STUTTER BIACH!!!" You wheeze again and wiped your tears "B-but seriously we want to see area fifty-one" you said as you finished laughing your heart out, the four people in front of you looked at you weirdly
You blinked
twice
thrice
"...but... we're in Japan..." Todoroki exclaimed, you stopped for a minute, you were in Japan.
"...SHI-"
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"Let's not talk about that" you chuckled lightly trying to hide the embarrassment
"Hm? did something happen?"
"No, I'm just stupid sometimes"
"Oh... I see..."
Oh god, why am I stupid?? you thought as you pinched the bridge of your nose
"Say Y/n, what type of people did you kill?" The sudden question made you flinch a little, you then looked at him and scratched your head a little
"Hmm... well... I killed countless of criminals but mostly people that deserved death which was surprisingly a lot, there are some request to kill people that were doing good deeds in this world, which I declined because it doesn't seem right to me, and so that's that" you sighed
"...do you enjoy killing Y/n?" you chuckled a little like a little girl with her crayons trying to color a coloring book that was getting asked by her parents
"EHE sometimes, I mean they do deserve it, just like demons would... now that I think about it Humans are like demons, except for the cannibalism part" you recalled the thoughts that appeared at night, you really didn't know why that they were suddenly there but you thought hard on demons in general
"What are you implying?" he faced her with curiosity, wanting to hear about others opinions around demons
"I mean, you need a to be human to turn into a demon right? They represent the darkest of ourself and how evil we can become... and seeing how the slayers treat them nothing but filth made me sad sometimes... because demons can be nice too..." you looked at your hands as the clench into a fist that was placed on your lap, you remembered the time when Tamayo and Yushiro treated you on your early days of being a hitman, until now, you still manage to get in contact with them as a friend
You felt bad sometimes when you made demons suffer, some of them at least wanted to have a good life, but yet Muzan just have to waltz in and turn them into demons like some sorta disease he is
"GEHHHH SORRY ABOUT THAT OYAKATA-SAMA!!! I JUST WENT A DEEP DIVE THINKING MODE WHEN IM AT NIGHT LIKE, DOES CAR HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE OR CAR INSURANCE??? DOES A LASAGNA IS A SPAGHETTI FLAVORED CAKE??? DID MY BROTHER ATE A BUG LAST YEAR??? AM I A REGRET TO MY PARENTS??? did I suddenly dreamt of getting eaten by barney the dinosaur?" now there were many questions that needed to be answered right away as they filled your mind
Oyakata-sama couldn't help but laugh at your antics making you stop murmuring, he then faced you with a simple yet calming smile he gave to you, seeing the smile made your heart clench
STOP SMILING ITS BLINDING MY EYES!!!
"You're still very curious huh, how adorable my children are" he smiled warmly closing his eyes, you chocked on the air holding your heart
"I think you killed me" you then laid on the floor like a dead corpse, still seeing a picture of Oyakata-sama smiling like an angel
"Oh? I did?"
"Yes, your smile Yooted outta this existence, its too precious, I can't take no more-" a loud honk can be heard upfront making you and Oyakata-sama flinched "...I'll go get it" you stood up and bowed, walking towards the front door to see Kuina, ready to open the door but stopped and turn back to see you
"Ah, Y/n-san, I was about to open the door" she spoke looking at the door
"I'll take it from here Kuina, now go and play with your siblings" she nodded and walked away, you sighed and opened the door and went walked towards the gates, seeing the four males, you sighed seeing Bakugo in the car honking
"Fucking Finally! we've been waiting, slow ass!" Bakugo went out of the black car, locking it in the end, you took a deep breath seeing how they were disrespectful near the Ubuyashiki household
"Kacchan-"
"SHUT UP DEKU! It's THEIR FAULT FOR LETTING US WAIT!!"
"It's only been 2 minutes-"
"YOU TOO ICY HOT!!"
"Bakugo, don't be loud you fool" you glared at him, All Might couldn't help but notice the glare that you gave to the ash blonde, he can see that you're angry just by looking at you before Bakugo could snap at you, the old blonde raises his hand silencing Bakugo from talking
"Bakugo, please remain calm in this meeting" All Might spoke making you surprised, Bakugo clicked his tongue silently and put both his hands on his pockets, All Might sigh and looked at you apologetically "Apologies Mrs. Shinazugawa"
"Y/n is fine and drop the Mrs. thing too, It makes me sound old" you chuckled lightly, All Might smiled and nodded in understatement "Please follow me" you then started to walk beside the blonde while the three teens followed him from behind
"hows the gun young Y/n? have you tested it?" All Might asked you
"I gave it to my brother, though I haven't tested it so I'll ask him after he used it, and uh... Thank you for taking my request, he was really happy to get that since he couldn't use a breathing technique" you mumbled, All Might couldn't help but smile at your softer side
"anything for my new colleague" he smiled he then noticed there were no demon slayers around the house, making him curious "Y/n, Why aren't there any guards here?"
"Oyakata-sama didn't want any, even though the Hashira don't mind guarding his home he insisted it's alright, and won't budge even they asked him for years" you remember when Gyomei asked Oyakata-sama to at least let him guard his home, but he said no because he thinks pillars shouldn't waste their time in his home for the likes of Oyakata-sama
Which you were angry at him for saying that to himself
"I see" All Might couldn't help feeling the calmness in the air while entering the Ubuyashiki household, once you were in front of the door where Oyakata-sama were, you stopped and took a deep breath
"After this, I'm going to leave for my first mission as a demon slayer, I trust you not to harm Oyakata-sama... if you do...
We won't hesitate to kill you, understand?" you glared at them, All Might understand and nod with the others "good..."
"Oyakata-sama they're here" you sad opening the door cautiously, the blind man turns towards you and smiled
"Ah, Thank you Y/n, please sit down, make yourself comfortable" Oyakata sama spoke in a soothing voice while patting his Kasugai crow, the others obliged and sat down in front of him
"I'll leave the rest to you Oyakata-sama, have you called the Hashira yet?" you calmly asked Oyakata-sama as he nodded
"yes, they will be coming soon" you sighed tiredly and looked at the agents by glaring at them, they everted their eyes somewhere not wanting to look at your sharp (eye color) eyes that pierced through them, they knew that they have to keep your identity a secret since you told them to, as for All Might, you also told him yesterday, which he understood
"Alright then, I'll be going, bye-bye dad" you stopped hearing the word 'dad' came out from your mouth, you heard snorts coming from the agents making your cheeks on fire, Oyakata-sama laughed alongside All Might
"Alright Y/n, stay safe" Oyakata-sama smiled lightly, you closed the door silently and booked outta the house in embarrassment, you stopped outside the estate searching for your bird
"RIN TIN TIN HURRY UP AND GIVE ME THE DAMN THE MISSION!!"
"What are you gonna do CAW!!"
"I'm gonna fight demons until I forget this day ever happen"
"alright CAW! CAW! next up! GOAT MAN'S BRIDGE!! CAW!!"
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"Wha-"