@dolphin_dolphin: well i think he's a perfect friend for bella and louis!
⇨ @liyongqun_10: @dolphin_dolphin ofc you do you keep giving him heart eyes
⇨ @dolphin_dolphin: @liyongqun_10 i do not!!!
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@sunshineandmurder: then he's like this at the dorms...
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @sunshineandmurder
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @sunshineandmurder
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @sunshineandmurder
⇨ @sunshineandmurder: @sunshineandmurder
⇨ @dolphin_dolphin: @sunshineandmurder DELETE THESE BEFORE JIJI SEES THEM I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION
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caffeine hyung 🥴 ➟ 🐥chicken babie🐥
17:43
caffeine hyung 🥴
jisung where are you?
🐥chicken babie🐥
that's a long story, where are you?
caffeine hyung 🥴
me and jeno are having
a sleepover at our apartment
and i need you home
so i know you're okay
caffeine hyung 🥴
also so auntie will leave us alone
🐥chicken babie🐥
i'm kind of in a dream
🐥chicken babie🐥
caffeine hyung 🥴
IS THAT KIM
DOYOUNG WTF
WTF WTF WTFKWMMam
dbsjakkNnakmnNn
akwkkwkamam
🐥chicken babie🐥
yes
🐥chicken babie🐥
don't worry i have
been screaming
internally this entire time
🐥chicken babie🐥
but i think i have to come
back, it's getting dark :(
and going to their dorm
scares me
🐥chicken babie🐥
even though chenle offered
caffeine hyung 🥴
CHENLE?!
caffeine hyung 🥴
WHAT THE FUCK
🐥chicken babie🐥
I DUNNO JAEMIN
🐥chicken babie🐥
I PASSED OUT CRYING
FROM THE COCKROACH
🐥chicken babie🐥
AND I WOKE UP IN
CHENLE'S LAP
caffeine hyung 🥴
OKAY I'M COMING
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"My brother's coming to get me."
"Jaemin?" Chenle asked innocently, seeing Renjun's interest perk.
"And Jeno." Renjun perked you even more, than deflated a little at the next line.
"They had a date today."
"Oh?" Chenle was glad Jisung was talking to him like a normal person. It wasn't often when he met a fan that would do that, but Chenle also didn't have the guts to ask why. He knew Jisung was a fan, but he wasn't insane and had treated him as normal.
It was nice.
Jisung was just trying not to have a mental breakdown because Chenle was talking to him, even though he knew Jisung was a fan of him.
"Where is he?" They heard a new voice shout, and Renjun's mouth went dry seeing Jaemin and Jeno for the first time in person. "Jisung!"
"Hi," Jisung said, looking out at his brother and his brother's... something.
Renjun was frozen as they came closer, Jaemin smiling at him shyly and bowing lowly at all of them. "Thank you so much for taking care of him."
"Can we hang out again?" Chenle asked, and Jisung froze as he was walking out, then held out his hand. Chenle, confused, took Jisung's hand, and heard Xiaojun chuckle.
"N-not what I was going for," Jisung muttered.
"He wanted your phone." Xiaojun laughed, and Jisung nodded, trying not to blush.
"I was going to put my number in there so if you wanted to call me, you could."
"Oh!" Chenle fumbled for his phone as Jaemin shamelessly stared at Renjun, making the smaller boy blush.
"Yes?"
"You're beautiful."
"Jaemin you're being creepy," Jeno muttered, smiling at Renjun. "Sorry about him."
"No it's good," Renjun managed, blushing lightly.
"Let's go," Jisung muttered, grabbing their arms and dragging them away.
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20:41
@dolphin_screams
wait
@dolphin_screams
does this mean the rest of
the gc is NEO CITY?
@dolphin_dolphin
yeah
@dolphin_screams
oh
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neo fucking done with your shit
20:43
@jung_jaehyun_official
So since we were all
exposed should we just
expose ourselves in
the groupchat?
@kim.doyoung.01
as long as they vow not to tell anyone
@zhong_dolle
i wrote up a binding
contract and sent it to
all of them to sign,
just in case jisung jaemin
or jeno slipped. technically
they signed for all
of us, without even
really reading it.
@tenoutof10
finally some good
fucking tea
@tenoutof10
lemme go take a cute
selfie, there's some hunks
in there :)
@qian_kun_qian
how are we going
to do it though?
@ren_moomin_jun
the way we do best
@sunny_chan
chaotically
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mark has a foot fetish
20:47
@kuns_giggles
statistically speaking,
ogre Shrek would have
to have a bigger dick
than human Shrek
@yuta_smile_please
mmhm but what about donkey?
@yuta_smile_please
that man fucked a dragon,
his dingdong can't be tiny
@dolphin_dolphin has added:
@jung_jaeofficial ✓
@10.ten ✓
@fullsun.haechan ✓
@president_chen ✓
@k.imdongyoung ✓
@xiao.xiaojun ✓
@qqian_kun ✓
@its_smiletime ✓
@wong_yu.khei ✓
@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
@tens_guitar
what the fuck
@jaehyun_spring
dol why??
@jaehyun_spring
it's an invasion of their
privacy to do that
@dolphin_dolphin has left the chat!
@caasper has left the chat!
@liyongqun_10 has left the chat!
@sunshineandmurder has left the chat!
@kittie_dooie has left the chat!
@idratherbereading has left the chat!
@magickal_fattie has left the chat!
@anime_food_ has left the chat!
@lettersto__ has left the chat!
@junminah1 has left the chat!
@bunny_young
eh????
@qqian_kun ✓
qian kun or q,
leader, vocalist,
dancer, 1996, and
sorry, i'm in korea,
not china or whatever
I said lol
@kuns_giggles
WHAT THE FUCKSKLALA
@qqian_kun ✓
hi yangyang
@its_smiletime ✓
hi~ i'm the oldest yuta!
dancer, happy virus,
vocalist! 1995 and i
live in seoul
@yuta_smile_please
not even gonna lie if you
told me to die i would
@its_smiletime ✓
i- no???
@fullsun.haechan ✓
dumbasses they know
our accounts and
who we are
@fullsun.haechan ✓
just send a selca
@wong_yu.khei ✓
you're no fun haechan
@bunny_young
bBznamekanc
jslmzbdkaksnd
@bunny_young
i'm going to eat my foot
@k.imdongyoung ✓
don't eat your foot taeil
@k.imdongyoung ✓
@bunny_young
i won't eat my foot
@tens_guitar
who's fucking with us
@10.ten ✓
i ain't fucking with you
but i will fuck you full homo
@tens_guitar
CHOKING
@10.ten ✓
you could always
choke on me ;)
@tens_guitar
I LIVE IN AMERICA
@10.ten ✓
american hot dog 😳
@10.ten ✓
i can choke on that
@tens_guitar
...
@jaehyun_spring
wait they're going on age
order IM NOT READY
NO STOP STOP
@jung_jaeofficial ✓
by the way taeyong,
you need to sleep more.
sending me off on
every airplane with a
new note and gift is
exhausting for you, but i
do like seeing your face.
@jaehyun_spring
OH MY GOD
@jaehyun_spring
BYE IM MICROWAVING
MY HEAD AND
BOILING MY PBONE
@yukhei_puppy
yuyu it's your turn ~
@wong_yu.khei ✓
me and the boyfriend :D
@yukhei_puppy
uwu
@fall.coloured.renjun
IM SORRY WHAT
IS GOING ON
@youaremy.sunshine
whoaaa cool
@youaremy.sunshine
jungwoo i didn't know
@yukhei_puppy
that was kinda the
whole point of
keeping it a secret (๑╹ω╹๑ )
@yukhei_puppy
but now i can gush
over how uwu he is!!!
@xiao.xiaojun ✓
@xiao_puppy
bye i'm bungee jumping
without the cord
@xiao.xiaojun ✓
have fun
@xiao.xiaojun ✓
waIT
@renjun_moominbae
oh shit renjun's next oh shit
@renjun_moominbae
not ready
@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
jaemin you saw me today
@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
in PERSON
@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
YOU CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL
@fall.coloured.renjun
oh right we did
@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
why are my fans dumb
@renjun_moominbae
i-
@fall.coloured.renjun
opposites attract
@dolphin_screams
it's only jaemin who's stupid
he has zero braincells
@renjun_moominbae
HEY
@fullsun.haechan ✓
your sunshine is here :)
@youaremy.sunshine
oh wow so stunning
almost like he didn't
expose himself to
me before this
wow much cool
@fullsun.haechan ✓
stfu mark
@hhh.huang.moomin ✓
reminding me why
i'm a channie stan 😤
@fullsun.haechan ✓
that's my bestie 😤
@president_chen ✓
@dolphin_screams
no matter how many times i see chenle he just gets more beautiful :(
@dolphin_screams
oh
@dolphin_screams
wrong chat
@president_chen ✓
bnNns thanks dude bro man
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first things first, i graduated!
second things second, the protests are still going on. the one today got extremely violent, with them setting a street on fire in my town. i hope everyone is staying safe with both covid and the protests. please take safety precautions.
third things third, i love jaehyun. also the aesthetics/moodboard stuff will be out soon :)
i love you all too.