CHAPTER EIGHT:
your best friend's babies
ned
what the fuck
kimi
what
ned
what the fuuuck
kimi
whAt
ned
what the fuuuuuuuckkkkkk
kimi
DUDE WHAT
ned
ned
WHY has this been playing
on my computer for the last
FOUR HOURS
kimi
idk maybe you have a
virus or something
ned
yes
ned
you
ned
you're the virus
kimi
i must say, i am deeply offended
that you immediately believed this
to be my doing
kimi
but yeah, that is my doing
kimi
how's the milk
ned
IT'S JUST SITTING THERE
ned
OBVIOUSLY
ned
I HAVE A HISTORY TEST
TOMORROW, I NEED TO USE
MY COMPUTER
kimi
can't you just use a book
ned
NO
kimi
why not
kimi
i am
ned
you have a history test
tomorrow too??
kimi
dude we're in the same
history class
ned
WHAT
ned
SINCE WHEN???
kimi
since the school year started??
kimi
wow, that's very offensive
kimi
mister egocentric
ned
ohh no wait
ned
i was just getting the
classes mixed haha
ned
i totally knew that you were
in my class lol
kimi
dude i was kidding
kimi
i'm helping my friend
kimi
SHE is in your class
kimi
i'm not in any of your classes
ned
oh
ned
well that's awkward for me
kimi
yeah kinda
ned
your friend is eliza right?
ned
eliza lewis?
kimi
yep
ned
and you're with her right now?
ned
studying history?
ned
with the history book?
kimi
...yes
ned
can you send me
pictures of the pages??
ned
please
kimi
why
kimi
don't you have your own book
ned
well, yeah
ned
technically
kimi
then why can't you use it??
ned
i have my reasons
ned
they're very good
kimi
i'm not sending pics until
you tell me what's wrong with it
ned
there's nothing wrong
with it exactly
ned
i just used it to kill a spider
ned
so now it has spider-goo on it
ned
which is disgusting and i refuse to touch it
kimi
oh my god
kimi
i can't believe you killed
one of your best friend's babies ;(
ned
THEY'RE NOT
HIS BABIES
kimi
that's so sad. alexa,
play the itsy bitsy spider
ned
i hate you
kimi
then why are you still here?
[read 8:36 pm]