me: aight here u go, this was legit my first ship in rick and morty lol *yeets jerrick*
rick: euGH u shipped me with that dumbass jERRY? what the fUck
me: dude, you gotta admit, ya know, pure hatred, turned into lovers like-
rick: yeah yeah whatever
virgil: yo i think that kid over there is jealous
morty: N-NO IM NOT!
me: lol i sense jealousy
morty: no! s-s-stop it!
me: hehe
rick: wtf is wrong with u guys
me: ..................a lot of things tbh
roman: wellwhenitcomestoheryeah-
me: WHAT WAS THAT ROMAN?? YOU- DO YOU- WANNA REPEAT THAT??
roman: oh god- i- jeez- chill-
me: I HAVEN SLEPT IN- IN- UHM- LIKE UH- 2 DAYS SO- UHM AKSJISNDJWND
logan: ...thats not healthy
me: IDGAF IF ITS HEALTHY OR NOT AHAHA YEEEEE
morty: jeez i-is she okay?
rick: clearly not morty shes acting worse than i do when im drunk
me: sH-SHUT UP WHAT DO YOU MEAN AHAHAJDIEJEIWJ
summer: i'm still here??
me: G-G-GET HER- GET HER THE FUCK OUTTA HERE IDK- I-I DONT CARE FOR HER- SHES TRASH-
summer: wait what?
rick: excuse me how am i supposed to do that without my portal gun??
me: oH yEAh rIgHT uH- *yeets summer in a corner and knocks her out* ight that should do it
morty: W-W-WHAT THE HELL?? S-SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??
me: jeez chill dude she doesnt matter rn
rick: fair enough
morty: B-BUT-
me: morty stfu we're reacting to ships here
bill: jesus-
dipper: did you really need to do that??
me: well no but, whatever
morty: I-
me: morty shh its okayyy
morty: B-BUT-
rick: morty if you shut up i'll..i'll give you..cuddles later?
me: ..........pFFTTTT- HAHAHAH THATS JUST— THATS JUST MORE PROOF YALL ARE CANON
rick: iTs a gRAnDfAThEr gRAnSOn tHIng dUMbaSs
me: uh huuhh yeeaahh
rick: so, morty, will you shut the fuck up?
morty: .....f-fine..b-but only if you promise!
rick: hhhhhhajsjsijdksjdj
morty: well?
rick: ......fine i promise
morty: yay!
me: hot
rick: next ship or-
me: idk should i end it here??
remus: idgaf
me: hOLY SHI- OH MY GOD U SCARED ME
remus: its a talent of mine :)
me: remind me why hes still here
janus: because dukeceit..
me: oh, uh, right uhm-
remus: .
me: eh fuck it lets move to the..hh..the next ship.
draco: oh no
mabel: ooooh! does that mean another fandom?
me: no..well..maybe? idk maybe after the next 4 chapters i'll add another dumbass fandom
dipper: cool
me: for some reason i miss skeppy and bbh
patton: didn't you say-
me: shut up.
virgil: eXCUSE ME—
morty: next ship?
me: ight..here we goooo,,
mabel: eeee!
me: wUBBALUBBADUBDUUBB
rick: hEY THATS MY CATCH PHRASE-