Group Chat > project: expose me (cb97)
Today, 1:03 am
aussie.chan
At the blessed hour of one am I'm just
wondering about Felix's voice
As he gets sleepy it gets deeper then
the line goes silent but what if he's
actually speaking but is too sleepy
and his voice has gone too deep that
I can't hear it anymore?
Gasp
le.mainhoe
At the blessed hour of one am I'm just
wondering about Chan's weewoo
Because even if it's gloriously small,
Felix's tiny hand will make it look big
minhos.sugarbaby
LMAO OMGODKVKSKVKSKC PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK
binniebunny
WHY DOES THAT FEEL WORSE THAN
ROASTING HIS HAIRLINE
aussie.chan
GUYS FUCK OFF MY WEEWOO IS PRETTY
BIG SO IT'LL BE XXL FOR FELIXS SMALL
HANDS
le.mainhoe
JUST SO YOU KNOW XXL MEANS EXTRA LITTLE
aussie.chan
I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THIS CHAT LEE MINHO
minhos.sugarbaby
AND I WILL FUCKING CRY
aussie.chan
OKAY MISSION ABORTED
binniebunny
NGL WE'RE ALL SOMEHOW WHIPPED FOR
JISUNG WAIT WHY ARE WE YELLING
le.mainhoe
DAMN YOU RIGHT WE ARE
aussie.chan
TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN
minhos.sugarbaby
and suddenly Hannie is rlly shy...
le.mainhoe
cute
binniebunny
Cute
aussie.chan
Cute
minhos.sugarbaby has left the chat.
binniebunny
Wait we really overwhelmed him-
le.mainhoe
Fellow gay folks, Felix wishes to say
something may I add him to the chat
binniebunny
Yeah
aussie.chan
No you idiot look at the chat name
le.mainhoe
Don't worry he's not gonna pay attention
aussie.chan
WAIT BUT
le.mainhoe has added aussiecb97 to the chat.
aussiecb97
Um wait...
What's "project: expose me (cb97)"
CB97???? What about my Chris :(
le.mainhoe has removed aussiecb97 from the chat.
le.mainhoe
FUCK
binniebunny
FCUK
aussie.chan
FUCKFUCKFICKDIXOVKX
binniebunny
NO ADD HIM BACK THATS MEAN
le.mainhoe has added aussiecb97 to the chat.
le.mainhoe
DONT PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING LIX
JUST LISTEN
NO WAIT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED
TO SAY SOMETHNG
aussiecb97
oh yeah so Jisung messaged me and
it seems like he's stopped working?
I was wondering if he's okay :(((
binniebunny
Oh what did he say?
aussiecb97
A really long keyboard smash of only
the same two letters repeating
le.mainhoe
And that was?
aussiecb97
SKSKSKSKSKSK
Like that
binniebunny
Like.. What if he's just expressing
his love for South Korea
Yknow SK
le.mainhoe
Or it could be KS
Kim Seungmin
binniebunny
THE FUCK ARE YOU BRINGING HIM UP
FOR HES A FUCKING DEMON
aussiecb97
huh you guys know Seungmin?
le.mainhoe
Wait you know him?
aussiecb97
Yes he's my classmate
le.mainhoe
OH PERFECT
binniebunny
NO SHUT UP
le.mainhoe
CHANGBIN LIKES HIM SO CAN YOU SET
THEM UP??
aussiecb97
.......Changbin?
le.mainhoe
Fuck.
le.mainhoe has removed aussiecb97 from the chat.
binniebunny
fuck fuckvOska
aussie.chan
OH FUCK THE FUCK HAVE TOU DONE
le.mainhoe
WAIT YOU WERE STILL HERE ??
binniebunny
Also is it just me or did Felix seem
really off
He sounded upset
le.mainhoe
Chan did you do something
aussie.chan
No I haven't talked to him all day!
binniebunny
OK GUYS THE POINT IS WE HAVE TO
EXPOSE CHAN SO WHY THE FUCK ARE
WE AVOIDING IT
aussie.chan
FUCK FUCK FUCK PLS WAIT A FUCKING
SECOND
le.mainhoe
ONE
DONE, A SECOND IS OVER
binniebunny has added aussiecb97 to the chat.
aussiecb97
:(
le.mainhoe
Sorry baby :( well.. Changbin is
binnie's real name
binniebunny
Yeah, just like how Changbin is
SpearB's name
aussiecb97
Oh :))) uwu
le.mainhoe
Yeah and Jisung is j.one's name
aussiecb97
I know that of course.. Why?
binniebunny
Well
Chan is CB97's name
aussiecb97
Huh? No? It's Chris..??
le.mainhoe
Yeah you're right
Chris Bang is Bang Chan
binniebunny
Chris is blond, so is Chan
And Bang Chan is @aussie.chan
le.mainhoe
And @aussie.chan is your boyfriend, Felix
Seen
binniebunny
Is it just me that's been waiting
here for fifteen minutes now
le.mainhoe
I'm here too.. Why isn't he responding..
binniebunny
Chan? Fucking say something omg
aussie.chan
Im.. Minho please just.. Go and check
on him? He's not replying..
le.mainhoe
AH DAMMIT his room is locked
binniebunny
You'll have to get him to talk somehow
aussie.chan
Fuck this is hurting me
binniebunny has added minhos.sugarbaby
to the chat.
minhos.sugarbaby
IM SO SCARED PLEASE THE HYUNJIN
GUY IS MEDSAGING ME
binniebunny
WHAT
le.mainhoe
WAIT WHy??
minhos.sugarbaby
HES ANGRY HES ASKING WHO THE FUCK
MADE FELIX CRY IM SCARED PLEASE
le.mainhoe
I can hear him cry and it's fucking
painful. Chan please find a way to
fix things with him.
le.mainhoe has removed aussiecb97 from the chat.
le.mainhoe has left the chat.
minhos.sugarbaby
What's going on..
binniebunny
Well Chan is fucked because we exposed
his identity like he wanted us to but
now Felix won't respond and turns out
he's crying and none of us know why so
Chan, fix it
binniebunny has left the chat.
minhos.sugarbaby
Hyung?
aussie.chan
.....
minhos.sugarbaby
It's not your fault :( Can I come over?
aussie.chan
You're literally in my apartment Jisung
minhos.sugarbaby
Yeah but you gotta unlock your room door
Seen
Good :) let's cuddle to sleep uwu
aussie.chan
Lmao why are you texting me while
sitting right here
Seen
Oh fuck you
Seen
Thanks, Sung..
minhos.sugarbaby
UWUWUWU
Seen
_____
Meanwhile, (pretty) Minho was starting feel frustrated. At himself, at Changbin, at everyone. The more he heard his little brother choke sobs from inside the locked room, his heart shattered all over again. He knew Felix needed him, or anyone, to hold him when he was upset, when he was crying. Yet the boy wouldn't open the door to let him in.
And that night, (pretty) Minho fell asleep outside Felix's room, seated against the locked door.