Funny Short Stories

By thoughtlesswhispers

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Funny stories to make you happy :) More

Woman And Little Girl
me, @Lucky64273, Lana, and Kalya
Once I Got Drunk
Nervousness
My Life
Tumblr
Snoop Dog
In Third Grade
Diet
my brother
Coraline
My Life In A Nutshell
Amazballs
Fav Pewds Quotes #1
Im Ok
Carrying stuff
Internet Names
*Warning, Fandom Reference*
Cas
Waking Up
Why My Teacher Hates me #7
Not funny, but true
Math
*Pokemon Fans Only*
Vegan Diet
Falling in love
Seems Like a kidnapping, but i cant put my finger on it.
Putting the Psyco into Psychology
And we wonder why everyone hates us.
Golden friendship
that one room
*Just saying this, all of these FML Stories are NOT true*
overthinking #1
Pulled in and out.
SASSY!
Over thinking #2
Have you ever....
my poem
Haha Suckers.
Jingle Bells.
Polite is better.
ooohhh!
True Dat.
has anyone...?
EVERYONE!
Another Funny Poem
the bad thing is..
High Fives
True
on the internet
I Dont
Not Lazy
Life is short
Nobody
Smooth
Woah
Srsly tumblr
THANKS!!!!!! (^//w//^)/
Poor Old Man.
How to Get smart.
Woah..
Poor Jennifer.
Srsly??
Valentines day
Oldtimers
2 dollor bill
100+ Years of Fatherhood
A Bad Day
Aweful Dates P1
When i am not home
Srsly? get it right.
Why?
the greatest mystery .
What I Hate
The Election.
That moment when
Don't Take my food
What mode of transport do you prefer?
whyyyyyyy
tru, tru
Idk what to do when people compliment me
If i was a coral
I don't get it
Old Man
How many?
Bike
Blocked

Me And My Friend

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By thoughtlesswhispers

Olivia ( my Friend) : Did you know that when someone bends back your pinkie, its your sex noise?

Me: Bull. But, ok.

Olivia: *bends back my pinkie *

Me: *makes really unattractive noise *

Olivia: that sounded bad.

Me: of course  it did. 'Oh , I'm so turned on because YOU BENT MY PINKIE BACK!!'

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