this is like an extended version, picking up where lashton left off from the last chapter:)) also fair warning: i use the word 'daddy' wayyyy too much in this chapter. it won't ever ever ever be mentioned again as i legitimately hate that word. um yea if it makes u uncomfortable just skip this chapter. it's not important
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ashtonirwin to lukehemmings
ashtonirwin:
luke
baby
luke
answer me
luke
im sorry
lukehemmings:
ashtonirwin:
come on luke im trying to apologize
lukehemmings:
sorry i know how hard that is for you.
ashtonirwin:
you're such a dick
lukehemmings:
takes one to know one
ashtonirwin:
when did you become such a petty bitch
lukehemmings:
when i started dating one
ashtonirwin:
omg
stop
you're coming hard for my brand
lukehemmings:
'coming hard' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ashtonirwin:
what the shit is that
lukehemmings:
is there a bug??? where
ashtonirwin:
i
are you going to accept my apology
lukehemmings:
hm.. idk
ashtonirwin:
please🙏🏻 i'll do anything
lukehemmings:
anything? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ashtonirwin:
stop with that goddamn face
and yes. anything.
lukehemmings:
ok. for starters... stop being so bossy. i get tired of you telling me what to do all the time. i don't need two moms.
ashtonirwin:
i am not bossy??
lukehemmings:
yeah okay. and i'm straight
ashtonirwin
😒 anything else?
lukehemmings:
yep. all i need you to do is call me daddy
ashtonirwin:
oh hell no. don't use me for your kinks
lukehemmings:
relax. i have a perfectly normal relationship w my father
ashtonirwin:
?? congrats
lukehemmings:
call me daddy in the gc and we are even
ashtonirwin:
ah i see
this is for your ego
whatever
lukehemmings:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ashtonirwin to the wiggles
ashtonirwin:
hello everyone
calumhood:
what's up bitch
michaelclifford:
hey
lukehemmings:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ashtonirwin:
fucking stop using that creepy face lucas
lukehemmings:
i thought i told you to stop telling me what to do
ashtonirwin:
sorry daddy😔
michaelclifford:
JEJENDJOFLWLSMDM
lukehemmings:
JJSKDNJFOCKUCY MY DICKKSMWKWO
calumhood:
y'all kinky asf
ashtonirwin:
haha jokes over
are you happy luke?
lukehemmings:
nsjekdkd
michaelclifford:
idk ab big luke but little luke seems happy
ashtonirwin:
little? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
calumhood:
michaelclifford:
hey das me
calumhood:
ur cute kitten
michaelclifford:
kitten?
calumhood:
is that bad?
michaelclifford:
no it's fine. it's just that no1s ever called me that
calumhood:
isn't that what the fans call you
michaelclifford:
yeah but.. ur different
calumhood:
🥰
michaelclifford:
where'd lashton go
calumhood:
i think they may have discovered something
michaelclifford:
what?
calumhood:
read the chat again babe
michaelclifford:
oh
ew