The Ludicrous Escapade

By YandereObsessor

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Starting in 19th century England, where will (Y/N)'s ludicrous escapade take her? Based off the animes, but e... More

The Blue Haired Boy and His Problems
The Blonde One is Planning Something
The Real Gentleman
How Unfortunate
Oh Yeah...
A Mask
Odd Behavior
The Liar
Proof
Goodbye, Joestar
We Didn't Start the Fire...Except We Did
Hamon and Cheese Sandwich
Breathe In Breathe Out
Jack Strikes Again
The Graveyard
A Few Drops of Blood
Vampire?
A Chance Has Arrived
To Battle!
Aftermath
Bittersweet Farewell
To New York We Go
Grand
A Quiet Meal is Too Much to Ask For
Just Can't Catch a Break
Nigerundayo!
Testing
A Relaxing(?) Meal
A Pillar Man Awakens
Some Slight Disfiguration
To Learn, To Teach
Not So Bad After All
It's Just Pasta
What Are We Waiting For?
They No Longer Slumber
Spin Them Round
Where Did You Get That?
A Ring
Hell Climb Pillar
To Improve
Cards
Shed a Tear or Two
Relating to Another
To Get Back What Was Lost
We Meet Again
To Chase and Fall
The Buttons Have Been Pushed
Wind Gives Immunity From The Sun
Farewell, Dear Companions
A Deal
The View From Up Here
That Was Pretty Lucky
Dust
A Disappointment
Pawn
Don't Leave Her Hanging
Cute Squirrel
Fight or Flight: Why Not Both?
Plane Crash Number Two
Eruption
Whose Funeral?
Phone Calls
Stands
He's Here Anyways
Fire Vs Muscle
The Mark of a Bloodline
Should've Stayed Home
Green Tentacles
Wakey Wakey
Some Swift Sewing
The Start to Reach the End
Beetle Man
Yet Another Crashing Plane
French Man Be Hungry
Surprise Attack
The Team Grows
Stowaway
Not the Victory We Were Hoping For
Monkey Buisness
No, That's Not What I Want
Is He Really Alright?
Don't Eat That
No Weakness? Sure...
Cherry Licking Fun
Not Half Nor a Quarter
Tactical Retreat
Penny For Your Thoughts
Who Taught Him That Technique?
Unusual Hunk of Metal
On The Road Again
Vroom Vroom
A Bit Over the Edge
Uniform Renewal Service
Weirdly Quiet Bizarre Town
His Plan
Toilet Licker
Steel
Jotaro Bridge
And Your Total is...
It Ain't Worth That Much
Is It Hot in Here, or Is It Just Me?
What's So Funny?
Baby Don't Cry
Dream On
Trust That Falters
Not the Time for Tea
Breakfast, Yum!
Be Careful What You Wish For
Old Flames Being Rekindled
Give Me Those Wishes Three
Under the Sea~
Multiplying Drinking Utensils
I Sea You
We've Arrived! Sort of...
Who's a Good Boy?
Water? In the Desert?
Watch Out!
Actually, We're Not
Hospital Visit
He Gets the Point
Accidents Happen
Get Some Rest
Bringing Them Together
Where'd They Go?
Younger Than Before
Wanna Bet?
It's Not Cheating if You Don't Get Caught
Memorization
You're Bluffing, Right?
The Search Continues
A Bird of Prey
Huh, There's a Second One
Under His Orders
Enjoy the Show
Kind of an Idiot
To Avenge
Long Time No See
The Right Path
Night Has Come
Anticipation
Oh?
As Fate Foretold
Survival
Makeover
A Promise of Fifty Years
Gullibility
Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
Mistakenly Rejuvenated
Curiosity
It's Official
Polnareff Land!
Forgiveness? Not Quite
Author's Note
Whoop-de-doo

The Ripple Master

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By YandereObsessor

The lot of you eventually left the scene of battle. When Mark awoke he thanked you for saving him and then left to return to his fiancée. You, Caesar, and Joseph went to Venice Italy while Speedwagon decided to spend time with Erina. The three of you were currently in a room together. The blonde was leaning against a table while Joseph had his knees pulled to his chest while sitting on a chair in the middle of the room. You sat in a chair near the table, sipping some water from a glass.

Joseph's hands ruffled through his hair, "What a disaster! I was just bluffing when I said one month! Those bastards took me seriously! (Y/N), why didn't you stop me and say a year or something?!"

You sighed at looked at Joseph, "I was just following along with what you said initially. It ain't my fault. It's not like I got out of that fight scott free either. If you don't win I'm gonna be picked apart by the Pillar Men!"

Joseph let out a groan, practically pulling his hair out, "You can't do that to me! Stop putting more pressure on my shoulders! You should've just gone with the Pillar Men..."

You set your cup down and walked behind Joseph. You grabbed one of his arms and put one foot on his back as you started pulling on it.

Joseph screamed it pain wriggling around to try and get you to stop, "Sorry! Sorry! I take it back!"

Caesar watched the scene in front of him, "What happen to the whole match made in heaven thing?"

You and Joseph both stopped moving and stared at Caesar, speaking in sync, "We're not together..."

Caesar's eyes lit up, "So I was right! JoJo doesn't even have a girl!"

You walked away from the Joestar and sat back into your seat. Joseph watched you leave his side and he felt a bit colder. He liked having you there with him, and you seemed to understand him more than most. He silently hoped that the facade you had put up in front of Caesar would one day become real.

A brief moment passed before the Joestar let out another sob, "Dammit! Why didn't I ask for more time?!"

Caesar's eyes narrowed as he looked at Joseph, "Hey, JoJo..." He stopped leaning on the table, "Quit screwing around, you ass! Start thinking!"

"I-I am thinking!"

Caesar began pouring some water into a cup, "JoJo, at the very least, you'll need to be able to do this:" He turned the cup upside down.

"The water isn't spilling!" Spoke Joseph, impressed. You let out a long sigh, remembering when you could do such things.

"JoJo, catch!" He tosses the upside cup to Joseph, "Try to keep the water inside."

Joseph caught the glass, "That's all? Piece of cake." You bit into your thumb, anticipating his failure. He attempted to stop it with Hamon, but the water spilled out everywhere. Your blood formed the shape of the bowl and caught the water.

You moved the blood bowl onto the table, "Joseph, the strength of your Hamon isn't much different from Caesar's. The problem is that you unleash your Hamon from your palm all at once. Doing that made the water explode. When Caesar does it, he discharges from a single point. This causes a vibrating membrane to form on the surface of the water which keeps it in place. Doing it your way wastes energy."

Caesar looked at you with his mouth hung slightly open, "(Y/N), how are you so well versed in Hamon?"

Joseph chuckled, "Didn't you know? She used to be pretty good at it, but I guess your not important enough to be told about it..."

Caesar glared at Joseph, "This doesn't change the the fact you still need to learn how to control your Hamon at will. That is why we have come to Venice, the home of my Hamon master!"

Joseph's hands clasped onto the side of his face, "Oh, no! My least favorite word is work and my second least favorite is try!"

You felt a slight pain on one of your hands. Looking at it you noticed a small spider seemed to have bit you. You gently moved the spider to a nearby windowsill, not caring enough to kill it.

Once it was morning, the three of you went to go meet Caesar's coach. You twirled your umbrella on your shoulder while you walked along the stone pathway.

Joseph looked at the boats moving along the water and the people passing by, "What's this? Is this Venice place a tourist spot or something? Is there really a Hamon master around here?"

Caesar stopped in front of a gondola with a person sitting in it. "Hey you...Ready your gondola for us. We want to go to Air Suplena island." The person remained silent, "Gondolier, are you listening?"

The person turned to face the three of you, a mask adorning their face. They stood up and pointed at the three of you. They dropped their oar into the water and stood on it. Ripples forming around it.

Joseph watched in shock, "Who the hell is this guy?"

You looked the figure up and down. They definitely seemed to be a woman, but you didn't say anything. The lady jumped and kicked the oar into Joseph's face.

Joseph was flung into the water, "What the...?!" He skidded along the top of the water, using his Hamon to not sink. He glared at the masked figure, "You'll get it now! I don't know who you are, but you're going to pay for that!"

The lady then spoke, "You can use Hamon well enough to stand on water, hmm?"

You took a step back, surprised by how familiar her voice sounded. She then removed her mask showing the face of Elizabeth Joestar. You gasped, a bit surprised at how young she still looked. You had only really met once during her older years, and that was at the wedding, so you weren't surprised when she glanced at you and failed to recognize who you were.

"A woman!" Shouted Joseph, surprised.

Caesar recognized the woman as well, "Ah, It's master!"

Joseph was still angry at Lisa Lisa, "I won't let you get away with smacking me across the face like that! I won't hold back...even if you're a girl." He stepped back into the water, and moved towards her.

She stood on the oar once more, "I tested you and it's clear you have great talent. I'm impressed you can walk on water like that with no training. However!" She kicked the oar up once more, flinging water everywhere, "You must be prepared to die if you want to master Hamon in a month!"

"She's using the water to turn the oar into a high bar!" Shouted the impressed Joseph. She spun on the oar a few times before flying towards Joseph and placing a mask of sorts on him. He clawed at it, trying to remove the contraption, "What the...?!"

Lisa landed on the water to turn and point at the brunette, "Joseph Joestar, you will spend the next month wearing that breathing correction mask. You're breathing rhythm! As long as your breaths are steady, you can breathe without difficulty. But as soon as your breath goes awry the mask will suffocate you to the last possible moment. You will learn to run one hundred kilometers with the mask on!"

Joseph was having none of it and continued to pull on it, "Take this stupid thing off right-" He started sinking, "I-I can't breathe!"

Lisa now stood next to you and Caesar, "Your training has already begun. I will allow you to eat and brush your teeth without the mask."

Caesar called out to Joseph, "JoJo, watch your rhythm! If you do, it's no different then wearing a surgical mask."

You helped pull Joseph out of the water. He whispered into your ear as you did so, "Hey, (Y/N), do you think you could slice this mask off of my face? I promise to never annoy you again!"

You gave him a sympathetic look, "Sorry, JoJo, but you need it on to better your Hamon."

He sighed and then looked away from you to stomp towards Lisa, "Dammit! You're gonna get it, you-"

She cut him off, "There is something else I must tell you. I'm not teaching you the way of Hamon to save your life. I am turning you into a warrior who can defeat them!"

He glared at her and then looked up to the sky, "Why do I even have to trained by her?!" His eyes met yours, "(Y/N), you could teach me Hamon instead, right? You were so great you could do it in your sleep, surely you can still teach me."

At Joseph's words, Lisa looked to you, intrigued, "You are well versed in art of Hamon as well?"

You sheepishly scratches the back of your neck, "Well, I used to be. But due to some issues with vampires in the past I can't use Hamon anymore, but I can instead control my blood."

Caesar joined in, "But it's not like Hamon will kill her, it just won't flow through her." He looked to Joseph, "And it's no good having a Hamon coach who can't use Hamon. No offense, (Y/N)."

Your haves moved through the air as if waving away his worries, "None taken, I wasn't planing on accepting his offer anyways."

She stared at you, absorbing the information. She was certainly interested in knowing more about your whereabouts, but knew that the training of the others was a more pressing matter. She looked at the three of you, "Caesar, JoJo, (Y/N)...welcome to Venice!" She then turned around and started walking away.

Joseph stared at the woman's form as she moved farther away. Caesar pushed the Joestar's head down, "Show some respect."

"What? For a womanizer, you sure are concerned about being polite to her!" Joseph swatted Caesar's hands away.

The Italian glared into the Englishman's eyes, "I respect her like I respect my own mother. You'd better watch your manners."

You pointed to Lisa who was slowly disappearing in the distance, "Um, guys, maybe we should be following her."

The annoyed expression on Caesar's face vanished as he gave you a close eyed smile, "You're right." He extended an arm towards you, "Let's get going, shall we?"

You walked towards Lisa, deciding to ignore Caesar's arm. Joseph laughed at Caesar and the two of them started bickering from behind you. Eventually you caught up with Elizabeth, and the four of you took a boat to get to Air Suplena island to begin the training in Hamon.

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