Omniscient
Harmony played with her toys while causally watching her fat ass lil brother, the now two year old gets into any and everything, he put gum in her hair earlier and their parents put him in time out which was hit potty chair, but Harmony did like how he got to watch tv in time out
"Toonk" Mason yelled getting her attention
"Aht shut yo lil fat ass up don't say nothing but peepee" Quan yelled from the kitchen making Harmony quietly laugh
"Toonk" Mason said again, he didn't care about nothing his dad said Mason always does the opposite
"Fat daddy you pee pee yet?" Sha asked coming down stairs
"Yeshh me pee like dis, Toonk turn round" he said throwing his cup in her direction
"Don't be throwing shit at my daughter lil nigga" Quan said while Mason showed his mama him standing up and peeing
"You such a big boy stand up let's go take you a bath" Honey said picking Mason up
"He know what he be doing daddy he a evil genius" Toonk said walking in the kitchen while Quan cooked some steak
"Right I'm sorry we had to cut your hair, it's gone grow back babes" he said smiling down at his daughter
After thirty minutes Mason and Honey walked down stairs in matching pajamas
"I wan go" Mas said while picking up his cup and Quan keys
"Where you wanna go son?" Quan asked picking him up
"Miley" he said referring to Dior and Aaron's daughter
"Why you wanna be around a lil girl when you still drink tittie milk, grow up" Quan said while giving Harmony a high five
"Toonk don't laugh at your brother" Honey said making Quan pull her hair
"Shut up cause I owe you already keep adding that shit up" Quan said to his wife
"SHUT UP" Mason yelled while hitting ManMan in the face
"Yeah Mas get em" Toonk hyped her brother making him laugh while continuing to hit their dad
"Harmony go get the belt I'm finna get both y'all how bout that" Quan asked making Sha laugh
"Leave them alone and they won't gang up on you nigga" Honey said while taking their baked potatoes outta the oven
"They my kids, I can fuck with them you mind yo business lil pregnant ass" he said making her turn around fast
"Stop saying that I'm not pregnant" she said while Mason picked at his dads chin hair
"Mommy please don't have another kid cause Mason is a hand full" Harmony groaned
"Tell yo daddy that" Sha said making Quan laugh
"If I wanna have a football team imma have one youn run nothing but that mouth just like yo mama" Quan said putting Mason down
"Okay imma run away" Harmony said
"To where Toonk? You don't like Terry house, If you even think you finna live with Dior nem dead the idea, want me to put you in foster care?" Quan asked making Mason laugh like he knew what they were talking about
"ManMan leave my daughter alone" Honey said while fixing the kids plate
"Shalie stay outta this she being mean and shit, we gotta keep having kids until one of them don't act like me cause I'm tired of this lil boy" he said watching Mason bring all his toys in the kitchen
"Mommy you want more kids" Toonk asked
"Yes but I don't wanna make it seem like your voice isn't heard babes" Honey said making Quan smack his teeth
"Girl I heard yo voice and imma do the opposite cause I'm the parent" Quan said
"I'm finna hurt you Quan stop being mean dang yo lil protester has good points, Mason gone be jealous cause the milk gone be for another baby, ain't no telling what that crazy ass lil boy will do" Honey said sitting Harmony plate in front of her
"Thank you mommy for everything" Toonk said to her mama
"Hey fat man get up time to eat eat" Honey said picking Mason up from the floor
"Milk?" Mason asked putting his head in his mama shirt
"I'm jealous" Quan said fixing his own plate and sitting next to Harmony at the dinner table
"Dada want some milk to fat" Honey said while mashing up Mason's potato
"No mine" Mason said making Harmony laugh
"Mason keep playing with me bout bout bout my wife" Quan said making Harmony laugh harder
"Ion like y'all" Honey said fixing her own plate and seating on her husbands lap
"Shut up" Mason said making Quan pop him in the mouth but his bad ass ain't cry he just mugged Quan
"Toonk go get my belt his ass think it's a game" Quan said but Harmony was watching Liv and Maddie on her iPad
"He's just a baby dad" she said without taking her eyes off the iPad screen
"Right, every time somebody look up you talm bout a belt, mama K ain't whoop you that much" Honey said watching Mason feed himself
"For yo information she did and ion care they disrespectful" Quan said making Harmony look up
"They??" Toonk asked making her mama laugh
"Shut up" Mason pointing his spoon at Harmony
"Mason apologize, and stop saying that who taught you that?" Honey asked
"Dada say shut up" he said making Sha look back at her husband
"So you taught him the word and expect him to not say it babes? You gotta do better" Honey said making Harmony agree
"We naming our next child Tyler or Tegan, its a tradition cause we named these rug eats after our nicknames so it's only right to name the next after their nicknames" Quan said while moving an eyelash that fell on Sha's cheek
"Your obsession with kids stops at three I'm telling you know" she said making him smirk and grab her neck
"Make it four and I'll leave you alone" he said before kissing her neck
"Y'all get on my nerves we never can be like normal" Toonk said before grabbing Mason
"That's a fat ass boy mane fuck is in yo tittie milk?" Quan asked while he held his wife a little longer
"No don't blame me you feed him ice cream and sweets" Honey said standing up to clear the table
"Harmony put the baby gate up so your brother won't leave the den" Quan yelled before standing up to help Shalie clean the table
"Steak was good as fuck huh?" Quan asked standing behind Sha while she washed dishes they have a dish washer but don't like to use it
"So you gone go up there and take a test mamas?" He asked rubbing her stomach
"I will, babe and then we have to clear out the room you say is for storage" Honey said
"Yo I'm geeked take yo kids to yo pops house" he smirked recently Shalie's father moved out to Texas close by them
"ManMan it's almost eleven at night, they going to bed here" she said finishing the dishes
"Mommy milk" Mason cried loudly making Honey look at Quan
"That lil nigga just like titties I'm convinced" Quan said before going to get Mason
"Mommy" he whined before his mama picked him up
"Can you finish this while I get my babies ready for bed" she asked bouncing Mason in her hip to calm him
"Yeah you acting like imma nigga that make you do everything" Quan said while Sha went into the den
"Toonk pick up your toys babes, you can leave bubbies the floor he'll pick them up" Honey said while sitting in her husbands big leather recliner
"Mommy go nite nite?" Mason asked lifting his head off her chest
"No baby go nite nite then sissy then mommy and dada" she said pulling her tittie out making him excitedly clap his hands
"Bite me and imma let dada get the belt" Honey said before nursing him, even tho he was a toddler now Mason is still attached to his mom
"Mommy tomorrow can we get out the house and go to the aquarium?" Toonk asked sitting next the her mom
It never failed the two kids would fall asleep on their mom and Quan had to carry all of them upstairs
"Yes babes we can go, turn your iPad down some so bubbie can go to sleep" Honey said while rubbing Harmony thick hair even though they had to cut a little piece nobody could tell
"Mommy you can have another baby I approve, having Mason made you happy and I like seeing you happy" she said
"But I'm happy with you two" Honey said making Toonk giggle
"I know that silly, I'm the best daughter ever but, you can have one more dassit, if is a boy I'm running away" Toonk said touching her moms flat stomach
"So you don't think La'Niyah picked Mason?" I asked making her laugh
"Hell nah" she said making her mama pop her in the mouth
"Mommy sorry it slipped" she mumbled while Quan loud ass came in the den
"Thee ghetto how you come to a DA with kids" Quan asked making Mason stir in his sleep
"Here stink" Honey said giving Harmony some melatonin
"Yeah bye lil rat" Quan said bucking at her
"Daddy carry me to my room" Toonk said reaching for Quan to pick her up
"Come on lil big head ass, baby shark teeth having ass, nappy head ass.. Quan was about to keep going but his wife slapped the back of his head, outta reflex he slapped her ass
"Imma murder you nigga" Sha said before taking Mason upstairs to his room
"Mommy no sleep witchu" he whined
"Mason we been through this get in that bed or no more milk for you" Sha said and Mason instantly laid in her bed and drifted back to sleep
"Yo daughter think she run me talm bout go get her some water fuck I look like" Quan said passing Sha on his way into Harmony's room next door to Mason's with a bottle of water
"Good night mommy I love you stay away from crazy man" Toonk said taking the water outta her dads hand
"Bet, don't ask for nothing" Quan said before giving her the goodnight kisses he always does but he had a mug on his face the whole time
"Goodnight princess if Mason comes in here bring him to me okay" Honey said before kissing Toonk cheeks
"So go get naked cause we finna fuck on floor and then in shower, remember that song by lil baby?" Quan asked his wife while they walked to their room
"You worse than the kids babe go to bed" Honey groaned before laying in their bed