Killer : Augh, shit. I can't feel my legs...
Kawaii : Welp... I'll go get the wheelchair-
Nightmare : No need for a wheelchair, I'll just carry him around.
Killer : Do you really want to carry me everywhere we go ? Am I that light ?
Nightmare : *guilty shrug* Meh. *carries Killer bridal style* Plus, I am the reason why you can't walk today so yeah. Sorry bout that hun.
Killer : *wraps his arms around his neck* I-It's fine...
Kawaii : Fuck you guys for being wholesome and lovey dovey all the time.
Nightmare : You're just jealous that you're single.
Kawaii : *offended gasp* BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY TO ME ?!? *pulls out a Nerf gun* P U T A N G I N A M O-
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Nightmare : No fucking way.
Killer : Oh, so forcing me to wear an embarrassing maid dress countless of times if fine for you than wearing a Barbie dress ?
Nightmare : Mmmm, ngl, but you'll look more sexy and even more attractive in a Barbie dress ~
Killer : I fucking hate you so damn much.
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Killer : Do you not see the condition I am in at the moment ?!? I can barely even walk or stand up no thanks to goopy octopus here.
Nightmare : You do know that I can hear you right ?
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You : *dabs in front of Nightmare and the runs away*
Nightmare : . . . Weirdo.
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Everyone except Nootmare and Killer : *hugs you*
Nightmare : FYI, I didn't fucking steal your chocolate bitch.
Killer : Language hun, the kids are here...
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Killer : Awwww~ Thank you so much ! I'm gonna wear this tonight ! :3
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Killer : I don't really feel like being a baby today because if you can't tell, I FEEL SORE AND MY LEGS ARE NUMB-
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Nightmare : As much as I'd love for Killer to be my servant, unfortunately he can't because he can't walk or stand at the moment and I basically have to carry him around the castle. And I'll need him to take a break from wearing maid costumes for some time since he hates wearing them.
Killer : Thank you Nighty ! Finally, you understand.
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Nightmare : I'll try.
Killer : Liar !
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Killer : Would you people, PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING MY HUSBAND TO HURT MY BESTFRIEND ?!?! I MEAN, WHAT HAS COLOR EVEN DONE TO YOU-
Nightmare : Sweetheart, please calm down, you'll stress yourself out again... *nuzzles Killer's skull*
Killer : *calms down a bit* I'm sorry....
Nightmare : It's fine darling... *pecks his cheek*
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Nightmare : Well, it took him 3 days to finally have the metaphorical balls to ask for my blessing and I would've smacked him if it weren't for Killer who stopped me from doing so.
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Killer : WAIT, NO !!! DON'T GIVE THEM CANDY OR THEY'LL GO ON A-
Memory and Moonlight : *starts to rapidly vibrate*
Killer : -sugar rush....................
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Killer : Never. Y'all go too far sometimes. And if anyone else talks about making me wear a maid outfit again, I swear I'll choke you to death.
Nightmare : Kills, calm down...
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Everyone except Kawaii, Memory, Moonlight, Lucid Moon, and Samuel : This hugging thing is getting annoying and redundant.
Kawaii : I'lL hUg YoU-
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Killer : You can't do that, stupid.
Kawaii : Hahaha- Killer is MOOD-
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Killer : Already done that. Plus, I wouldn't want to try that again if I don't want to not be able to walk for a week again.
Nightmare : I'm glad you kept that one in mind.
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Killer : No. Go wear one yourself.
Kawaii : Nightmare, did you use a condom last night ?
Nightmare : Uhhh- No, why ?
Kawaii : Judging by the way Killer's acting, I think he's gotten pregnancy hormones again...
Nightmare : Oh... We don't know that yet so-
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Killer : I would gladly take the pleasure in doing that, but you're lucky that I can't stand up today...
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Nightmare : No. Stop. Just stop. How many times do I have to tell you that we don't talk about those things here. Especially with the kids and Killer around. Go ask that question to Kawaii and your stupid fandom or something.
Kawaii : Sheesh, rude-
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Nightmare : Mind your own damn business kid-
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Nightmare : Why would someone like you understand ?
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Killer : Listen kid, you ain't the boss of me, okay ? And how do you expect me to fucking walk there if I can't even stand on my own ?
Kawaii : You really need to do a pregnancy test soon Kills, you're feeling a series of mood swings today. And you're being a bit too mean when you're usually calm and collected.
Killer : Shut up, Zoomer.
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Killer : You mean the new Sans ? The one with the light greeny glowy and beamy eye sockets ? Yeah, I know about him-
Kawaii : They're a SHE Killer, not a HE.
Killer : Oh ? Well whatever, she seems pretty cool.
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Killer : I can't hug you either at the moment, considering the situation I am currently in... *slightly glares at Nightmare*
Nightmare : Ehehehehe...
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Nightmare : I'm glad you already know about that ?
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Kawaii : I'd be happy to give you a hug ! *hugs you and gives you a cup of hot coffee* Now go to sleep UwU
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Kawaii : Oh um, about the fake killing dare, you can't really do that today since Killer is unable to walk or stand for this chapter, maybe next chapter :')
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Kawaii : Sure thing bud ! *hugs you* UwU
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Killer : Well, um... First of all, I'm sorry to hear about your break-up there bud, and you can try to move on and get over it by thinking positive thoughts. I'm sure you'll find that special someone some day.
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Killer : *secretly teleports a mirror under their bed* Hey Nighty, I think there's a sinner under the bed, you should probably see if its true.
Nightmare : Well that doesn't sound suspicious at all, but okay... *places Killer on the bed and looks under it to see himself on the mirror* . . . .
Killer : *snorts*
Nightmare : . . . Seriously Killer ?
Killer : *wheezes*
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Everyone : *hugs you*
Kawaii : I'm so sorry about your break up bud, you deserve someone better :3
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Killer : Awwww, he is so adorable ~! Don't you think so Nighty ?
Nightmare : He really is a gem. *pats Star's skull*
Star : UwU
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Killer : *grins* My savior !
Nightmare : You wouldn't dare...
Killer : I would.
Nightmare : Looks like I need to teach you a lesson ~
Killer : NoPe- *le slaps him*
Nightmare : Ouch...
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You : *hugs all the kids* (I'm too lazy to name all of them-)
The kids : UwU
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Nightmare : Fuck- *turns Passive* . . . Well, at least I'm still a bit taller than Killer.
Killer : *sad Sub noises*
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Kawaii : *heavy breathing intensifies*
Neona (None_asin_no-one) : Oh no... She's hyperventilating again... That's not good at all-
Kawaii : *p a n i k*
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Kawaii : *k a l m* Glad you're enjoying the book OwO
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P! Nightmare : Thanks a lot random nice person. *stores away the chocolates and eats one* Also, one, I ain't no bean, Killer is the bean here. And two, if someone dares steal my chocolates, I'll end you. *glares at None_asin_no-one*
Killer : But... What if I want one of your chocolates...? *sad pout*
P! Nightmare : *panics* You are an exception baby ! You may eat some of my chocolates. *feeds him chocolate*
Killer : UwU *noms on chocolate*
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Killer : He's a cool person.
P! Nightmare : He's honestly annoying and I have a theory that he drugs his tacos. I have no idea on what Dust sees in him.
Killer : Nighty ! That's mean ! ,
>:V
The kids : Uncle Blue is a fun and amazing person !
Kawaii : I agree with the kids and Killer, Blue is a pretty cool and magnificent person.
Killer : I like it when he goes "Mwehehe !" It's fricking adorable and cute !
P! Nightmare : *mumbles something*
Killer : What was that Nighty ?
P! Nightmare : Nothing...
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P! Nightmare : None. Except Horror, Dust, Cross, Error, Fell, and Reaper though.
Killer : Why don't you like my other friends ???
P! Nightmare : Reasons...
Kawaii : You get jealous easily-
P! Nightmare : *blushes* No I don't !
Kawaii & Killer : Yes you do.
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Killer : Color is my longest best friend. Next is Outer.
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Crescent : It depends.
Lucid Moon : Although, we have heard about Ms. Kawaii mentioning something about adding two new more "ship children" here.
Kawaii : HeHehE- How do you know that information-
Eclipse : You were talking in your sleep yesterday.
Kawaii : Well Damn-
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Killer : . . .
P! Nightmare : *smirks devilishly* I like this one~
Killer : Well, at least I can still slap you if you try to fuck me.
P! Nightmare : Aw, killjoy... Whatever, I still get to tease you anyways ~ *wraps his arms around his waist*
Killer : *gulps*
P! Nightmare : Let us begin ~ Do you love it when I hold you like this ? *pulls him to sit on his lap*
Killer : *blushes* Y-Yes...
P! Nightmare : Do you think I am hot, handsome and attractive ?
Killer : *blushes* With those being three of the many reasons I fell for you and married you, yes.
P! Nightmare : *smiles and nuzzles him* Do you love me ?
Killer : *giggles* What kind of question is that ?
P! Nightmare : *blushes* Answer ittttttttt !
Killer : *smiles* Yes.
P! Nightmare : Do you want another skeleton inside your body ~?
Killer : W-WHAT-?! N-
P! Nightmare : Ah-ah-ah~! Remember the challenge ~
Killer : *blushing madly* I-I... Hmph !
P! Nightmare : *grins* I'm waiting Kills ~
Killer : Mmmmm... *mumbles* Y-Yes... But you can't do anything dirty to me or I'll slap you !
P! Nightmare : Yeah, I'm aware. I just wanted you to say yes just to tease you ~
Killer : YOU MEANIE ! *crosses his arms, puffs his cheeks and looks away* 😡
P! Nightmare : Awww, come on, don't be like that Baby ~ I'm sorry~ *kisses his neck*
Killer : .... I forgive you... *snuggles onto his chest*
P! Nightmare : *smiles*
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Kawaii : You, my friend, have a death wish...
Mewmew : I know ;w; Press F to pay respects for my funeral later. *runs in front of Noot and Kills* H A I :3
P! Nightmare : Who are you ?
Mewmew : *slaps Killer hard* Bai- *naruto runs away* IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY-
Killer : Ouchie..... *rubs his sore cheek*
P! Nightmare : . . . . Why that little shit . . . . *re goops back to his corrupted self* I M G O N N A K I L L H I M =)
Kawaii : Hey ! No hurting or killing the readers ! That's Rule #2 here !
Nightmare : I don't give a damn. They slapped my Waifu. *tentacles sharpen*
Killer : Nighty no ! It's fine. *hugs his arm*
Nightmare : But they hurt you...
Killer : It takes more than a slap to hurt me, and you know that damn well. And they said sorry.
Nightmare : *sighs and kisses his sore cheek* Whatever you say my Queen...
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Killer : Where am I gonna find a dead octopus ?!
Kawaii : The market of course ! *opens a portal and reaches in and pulls out a dead octopus and throws gold into the portal* Here ya go. Better make it worth it, it cost me 99G.
Killer : Eeeeeeh- Thanks. *goes to find Nightmare* Hey Nighty !
Nightmare : Yeah ?
Killer : *yeets the dead octopus at his face* I'm sorry- *runs away and hides behind the couch*
Nightmare : *p a n i k*
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Killer : *is talking with Kawaii and the kids*
Nightmare : *goes up to them and hugs Killer* This is my mate ! Not yours, mine !
Kawaii : Bruh, we know that.
Killer : *le blush* Nighty...
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Kawaii : Since my lazy ass is too damn lazy to type the whole link by hand, I'll go with the second option.
Angst : Oh cool ! I love Roblox.
Moonlight : P-Piggy is a bit scary...
Samuel : Don't worry, we'll protect you from the jumpscares, Mooncake. (Mooncake is a nickname the kids call Moonlight :3)
※ 30 Minutes Later ※
Killer : Aww, look at how the kids are playing and bonding together Nighty !
The kids : *insert terrified screaming*
Nightmare : *chuckles* Well, that's one way to bond with each other I guess.
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Kawaii : There were too many dares for this chapter so I had to continue it on the next chapter ;w;