Author: Hey so I've received concerned comments on my physical health
Aiko: To which I say is rude
Author: Yeaaaaaah Aiko wouldn't actually hurt me no matter how much nonsense I pull
Aiko: If you overdo it I might actually hurt you
Author: Yikes
Ryoba: Well first Dare is to a certain pair of bros
Mondo: Are you talking about us?
Taka: What would you and your readers need from me and my bro?
Ryoba: Kiss
Taka: What!?!
Mondo: Why would we do that!?!
Author: Oh come ON
Aiko: Everyone knows you two are pretty fucking gay for each other
Ryoba: The question is...
Author: Who has more guts?
Aiko: Mondo?
Author: Or Taka?
Ryoba: Which one is strong enough?
Author: Who is the bigger man?
Aiko: How tough are you two?
Ryoba: What choice will you make?
Taka and Mondo: ......
Mondo steps forward and looks at his bro blushing and just stands there awkwardly.
Before another sound is made, Taka moves forward and calmly kisses Mondo and the two just stand there as Mondo reciprocates it.
Author: So Taka was the more gutsy one
Aiko: Well Mondo wanted to but kinda fit cold feet
Ryoba: Such a shame for the Ultimate Biker Gang Leader
Author: Next up is for Izuru Kamukura
Izuru Kamukura: ........
Aiko: What happened to Chiaki's hairpin?
Ryoba: You still have it? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Izuru stares at the three multiverse girls with an absent expression before digging his hand through his pocket and pulling out the hairpin and presenting it.
Author: W e a r i t
Izuru Kamukura: ......
Ryoba gives Izuru a comb and he combs his hair a bit before clipping the hairpin onto his hair.
Chiaki: Now we match
Izuru Kamukura: ....... *lightly blushes*
Author: Le g a s p
Aiko: I'm knocking you out for your own good
Author: Huh!??
Aiko: Izuru could actually kill you
Author: Fair point
WHAM
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