Johnlock Oneshots (Requests a...

By aloevera427

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Finished. All requests that are asked now aren't going to be written. Just some Johnlock one-shots. This will... More

AngelLock
Soulmate AU #1
Childhood Room
Wings
Hammock
Sick Sherlock
Vamplock
Red Flowers
Blind
Why doesn't it bother you?
Arranged Marriage
The spark
Tally Mark AU
Translock
French
You Didn't tell me
Of Protracters and Rulers
Family
Assaulted by Cupid
Homework and Valentines
Spritz Spritz Thing
Disney
Tracing
Distgusting
Argument
Killing is Easier
Why?
Not my blood
Wisdom Teeth
Not Dead
Period
Can I Pick?
Get Down
Fell for me
I'm going to die
Call me
It worked
Off My Chest
Mistletoe
VampLock Fight
Ski lift
Soulmate AU #2
Missed
Flirt
Amnesia
Swap Part #1
Swap Part #2
Forgot you
Monkey Bars
Languages
Onions
MIA
999
Did You Just?
Blush
Can't stay mad
Anything
Crumbs
Halloween
Patronus
Parent-Teacher Conferance
What do you want?
Pictures
Football
Cats
Day #1 Holding Hands
Day #2 Cuddling Somewhere
Day #3 Gaming/Watching a Movie
Day #4 On a Date
Day #5 Kissing
Day #6 Wearing Eachothers' Clothes
Day #7 Cosplaying
Day #8 Shopping
Day #9 Hanging Out With Friends
Day #10 With Animal Ears
Day #11 Wearing Kigurumis
Day #12 Making Out/Tagged
Day #13 Eating Ice Cream
Day #14 Genderswapped
Day #15 In a Different Clothing Style
Day #16 During Their Morning Rituals
Day #17 Spooning
Day #18 Doing Something Together
Day #19 In Formal Wear
Day #20 Dancing
Day #21 Cooking/Baking
Day #22 In Battle Side-By-Side
Day #23 Arguing
Day #24 Making Up Afterwards
Day #25 Gazing Into Eachothers' Eyes
Day #26 Getting Married
Day #27 One of their birthdays
Day #28 Doing Something Ridiculous
Day #29 Doing Somthing Sweet
7 Ways to sleep
Pride
Quarantine
AnimalLock/Tagged Again
AnimalLock #2
Asexual Sherlock
Cold
Teacher Au
A Drunk Conversation
Goodbye

Day #30 Doing Something Hot

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By aloevera427

I have been dreading this one.

Me and Asexual: WTF does hot mean?

Me: reads other fanfics for ideas.

Me: Not doing that.

So y'all are going to read a fanfic written by an asexual who doesn't like to write smut.

Enjoy.

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John placed wet kisses down Sherlock's chest. "You have got to be more careful." John breathed.

Sherlock hummed. "Why should I? If you treat me like this. It doesn't hurt."

"Sherlock," John said, hovering over his face.

Sherlock's eyes snapped open. "Yes?"

Sherlock's eyes were shining with lust and love. His eyes were always brighter around John. "You're an idiot," John whispered and kissed Sherlock's nose.

Sherlock giggled. "Actually I'm a rather-oh that ahh," his voice cut out and he arched his back while John palmed him through his trousers.

"You really need to shut up."

"I'm not really, ahh, capable of, oooh, that."

"I know your moans are extremely loud. Though I can get you to stop talking if I do," he ran his fingers through Sherlock's hair and gave a tug, "this."

Sherlock cried out. John released his hair and went back to unzipping Sherlock's trousers. "Shit," Sherlock hissed. He brought his face up to his hands. "You're going to be the death of me."

"We both know you're the one whos going to get us killed."

Sherlock smiled. "Agreed."

"Now can I please give you a blowjob."

Sherlock turned red. "Oh god yes."

John laughed. And moved up to kiss Sherlock's cheek. "I love you."

"I love you too, now please get on with it."

"Bossy."

"You love it."

"I do."

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Leaving it there because I can't write smut sorry guys. I am extremely sex-repulsed. I can read it and see it and not be bothered but writing it, explaining it, or talking about it makes me uncomfortable. I am sorry if you all wanted more but I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my limit as a writer and maybe someday I will push past it. It just gives me anxiety because I often imagine myself in the situations I write, just to make sure I would feel the same emotions, or what facial expression I would make. I might try again one day but this is as far as I got without freaking out.

That's the end of the challenge thank you all for voting it is appreciated.

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