WARNING
this book deals with themes such as mature content, anxiety, usage, depression, and strong language.
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chapter four
mike
hey
hii
i really tried so long to find an excuse
for why i'm texting u
i couldn't
u could just say i'm entertaining to talk to
cause i am
fine
ur entertaining to talk to
and my friends are being little bitches
ooohhhh he has friends
shocker
rude
i have lots of friends
no u don't
i can tell
no offense
are u calling me a loner
u don't even know me
ew stop getting defensive
it's unattractive
ur unattractive
HAHAH FACTS
the only thing i will EVER agree with u on
what
nooo
ur supposed to call me unattractive back and then yell at me
isn't that what girls do
well mike
❤️💗✨i'm not like other girls🧚♂️✨💕
which cheesy romance book did u pull that out of
probably some wattpad fan fiction
i had a phase u know
i don't really care
about ur wattpad fan fiction phase
it's unsettling how u didn't defend urself when i called u unattractive
lmaoooo
what am i supposed to say
ok rewind
say i'm unattractive
ur unattractive
bruh
no
i'm so hot
literally the sexiest whore you've ever seen
but i haven't seen you..
NO IDIOT
ur supposed to call me an attention seeking brat
ur not playing this game right
and... is that a request?
i'm not playing a game
jus trying to figure u out
... it's a request if you think it is
i really dOn't want it to be a request
what if i do
u already know too much about me
my FACE doesn't need to be added to the equation
what if the equation includes my face as well
ooooh now ur talking
see mike
the equation is unbalanced
huh
because ur probably hot
and i'm not
and the two sides of the equation
ARE NOT EQUAL
oh
well
i think that's invalid
it's probably the other way around
why do u want to see my face😔😔
cause i need something to connect to ur name
cause i'm imagining some blonde chick with brown eyes
i hate how ur describing sarah cameron
i'd simp for kie actually
i'm more of a pogue guy
did u just forget the entire conversation about how i'm loaded
and a superficial brat
i'm not using money as a personality trait!!!
but i feel like it's necessary here to make my point😔😔😔
u can be rich and a pogue
ur radiating kiara vibes
u just said you'd simp for kiara
oh did i
LMAO
THAT WAS SMOOTH
:)))
will ur face live up to my pogue expectations
i doubt it stop getting your hopes up
if u have expectations for my face i'll have expectations for urs
honestly my range goes from the salvatore brothers all the way to jj
so ur probably in there somewhere
oh
ok um hold up
max my literal baby/soulmate/loml💞💞
MAX WHAT THE FUCK BROOO
I CANT ANSJSI
THAIS IS BOT OK
WHAT
GIRL CALM DOWN
he sent me a picture of his face
i'm going to die
he's so hot
Omg
No way
Send
RIGHT NOW
OK BUT turn off ur auto caps first it's pissing me off☺️☺️
the things i do for u
SEND
EL
YOURE LITERALLY TALKING TO A MODEL
BRO
HOW DO U GET ALL THE HOT GUYS
IM HYPERVENTILATING
ok i was fine talking to him when i didn't know what his face looked like
but now
everytime i text him
i'm going to imagine THAT face
why am i getting nervous
i don't know what to dooo
he's going to expect me to send a picture back
and i look ugly in EVERYTHING WTF DO I DO
el
hon
ur hotter than he is
send a picture of ur fucking face and i'm going to laugh as he has a mental breakdown over how hot u are
i literally can't follow him up
I BASICALLY LEFT HIM ON READ I WAS LIKE HOLD UP
wtf do i say
girl
tell him straight up
be el hopper!!!!!
alr wish me luck😔😔
good luck whore💗💗💗
mike
holy
i told u
ur hot
holy
is el being nice to me???
no dumbass
i just said a fact
ofc
it's ur turn
i bet i'll be put to shame
i love how u think that i'm cute
even though u don't have a clue what i look like
send
ok i have a plan
first i'm gonna send u a picture of me looking ugly
probably one of me crying
so ur expectations drop immensely
and then a good picture of me
so that i look better than ur expectation
i don't understand that but whatever
jesus christ
ew i should NOT have sent
i literally was so close to going on airplane mode while they were sending
but i was like ¡take a risk!
horrible choice
jesus christ el
can u say something other than jesus christ
i don't know what i was expecting
but not THAT
wow
what're the chances that the random girl that texts me accidentally is also the most attractive girl i've ever seen
max my literal baby/soulmate/loml💞💞
MAX ANSJSIIAJAJA
HE CALLED ME THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL HE'S EVER SEEN
WTF BRO
I CANT
AHHHHHHHHH
HE THINKS UR HOT
BRO DO U LIKE HIM
NO EW IVE LITERALLY HAD TWO CONVERSATIONS WITH THE KID
it's literally just the fact that he's so hot and he called me attractive
that's insane
you two would LITERALLY be the hottest couple ever
wow
i ship
wtf max
i've known him for two days
i don't like him!!!
mhm
just u wait
my psychic abilities ✨✨✨
NOW GO DONT LEAVE HIM HANGING
omg ok i'm going
mike
aww thank u
EW
i'm so sorry
that was the most lamest response i could have said
"aww thank u" is something addison rae would say on a tiktok live when someone compliments her hair
let me start over
that is FALSE
but i will take the compliment
i don't know who addison rae is
or what that even means
but you're welcome
i think
are u a model
what
no!!
where did that even come from
my friend max saw the picture of u and she's positive that ur some teenage model
she's with u??
no..
then how did she see the picture of me?
oh
um
i bet ur forwarding this entire conversation to her aren't u
...
that's 100% accurate
painfully awkward
it's fine lol
cause i'm doing the same thing
OH
EW
NO
WHO SAW MY FACE
just my entire group chat
BRO
NOT COOL
if i knew that more eyes would see my face i NEVER would have sent😔😔
i would say i'm sorry..
but their reactions are very entertaining
WHAT
THEYRE REACTING??
mhm
omg
good or bad reactions
dustins speechless if that brings u any comfort
who tf
names their kid dustin
ok whatever
speechless like omg she's so ugly
or???
el
no
speechless as in she's literally beautiful
MAX ASHSUDHSBSU HE JUST CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL
I FEEL SO BAD
I LITERALLY ONLY CALLED HIM HOT
HE DESERVES WAY BIGGER OF A COMPLIMENT HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS
what?
oh my god
no
no i didn't
no
stop
pls
i did not just send that to u
no
NO
I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO MAX
MAX AND MIKE LOOK VERY SIMILAR WHEN ITS 2 AM AND IM TIRED
i will literally cry
of embarrassment
i can't breathe i'm so FUCKING stupid
and i'm just making this worse
i'm so sorry
BYE
el
i think ur the fucking gorgeous one
:)
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i kinda love this chapter 🥰🥰
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love, rose