just to be clear, this book does not take place in a specific era. so for example if one of them were to send a picture of themselves it might be 2015 michael one second and 2020 michael the other. i don't know if this makes any sense at all, but yeah. all I can say is that it's like after they met 1d.
also like usual this chapter is very random and stupid.
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ashtonirwin:
kennkwisoa
calumhood:
pardon me
ashtonirwin:
buttdial
calumhood:
how do you open an app, open a gc, type a message, and then proceed to send it all with your ass
ashtonirwin:
my ass is magical
no im just bored and i didn't want yous to think i would willingly text this groupchat
calumhood:
please my ass is better than yours
ashtonirwin:
shut it
at least i didn't snapchat the world my balls
calumhood:
boy why must you bring that up everytime we argue
ashtonirwin:
why must you think it's okay to snapchat the world your balls
calumhood:
I DIDNT MEAN TO
ashtonirwin:
jesus i am right here no need to shout
calumhood:
thanks but im not jesus
only calum
ashtonirwin:
what
calumhood:
learn how to use commas
ashtonirwin:
learn how to not show everyone and their mother your dick and ill learn better grammar
calumhood:
im tired of you
where's muke
michaelclifford:
im here
soz i was interested in ur convo
continue
ashtonirwin:
luke is out cheating on me probably
calumhood:
pfft what😂
michaelclifford:
probably. if i was dating u id probably cheat
ashtonirwin:
thank you michael i really appreciate it
michaelclifford:
np baby🥰🥰
calumhood:
hey😡
im baby
ashtonirwin:
correction.
you're michaels baby.
everyone knows luke is the baby of the band
lukehemmings:
hell no i am daddy as fuck😡
ashtonirwin:
now the cheater shows up
im sorry did i hurt your ego
lukehemmings:
for fucks sake ashton
I AM BOT CHEATIEN
ashtonirwin:
hello bot cheatien
where is my cheating ass boyfriend
michaelclifford:
did you actually cheat luke
calumhood:
you better not have
lukehemmings:
no i didn't
ashtonirwin:
yes he did
lukehemmings:
goddamnit what is wrong with you
it was a photoshoot
ashtonirwin:
you didn't have to kiss her so passionately
michaelclifford:
im uncomfortable
lukehemmings:
omg do i have to spell it out
i a m g a y
i l i k e m e n
ashtonirwin:
whatever
cheater
calumhood:
haha ashton you're such a bitch
ashtonirwin:
so your telling me if michael kissed a girl it wouldn't make you upset
calumhood:
well that's different considering michael is attracted to girls. but yeah i guess if we were dating it'd make me a little sad
ashtonirwin:
SEE
MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
lukehemmings:
im so done having this conversation with you
michaelclifford:
wait cal
we're not dating?
calumhood:
i mean no not really
michaelclifford:
you want to?
calumhood:
sure
michaelclifford:
cool
lukehemmings:
wow
ashtonirwin:
why can't my relationship be that simple
lukehemmings:
it could be
if only you weren't such a complicated baby
ashtonirwin:
maybe if you didn't cheat on me
lukehemmings left
ashtonirwin:
oh shit
he mad
gtg
ashtonirwin left
michaelclifford:
well then
calumhood:
they're a mess
michaelclifford:
no kidding
calumhood:
bored
michaelclifford:
hhhhhhhh
fhghegegegehevc
im coming over
calumhood:
okay 🕺🏽