I'm so sorry! I just made this shitpost to show that I'm alive.
I'll make a chapter in two days- or tomorrow, depends.
Have fun!
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Dream: Eh, he'll get over it. That's what alcohols for, right? Drowning guilt and self-loathing?
Classic: That is a very healthy attitude towards life, Dream.
Dream: Learned it from my dad.
Nm: *sneezes*
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Geno: I feel like going for some adventure soon. I heard a rumor that there's a big ole' tree in the middle of the city that can grant anyone's wish!
Geno: Now if I just stop talking to myself, I can go fulfill my wildest dreams! Buuut I'm lazy right now, maybe tomorrow.
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Fresh: Welcome to waffle house, may I take your order?
Unfresh: Yeah, do you have any blue waffles?
Fresh: Yeah, we used to. But your mom stopped working here.
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Red: What's your favorite mythical creature?
Classic: Uh, someone on Tumblr who isn't oppressed?
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Stretch: Okay children! Let's start today with a few math problems. What's 5 × 2? C'mon children, don't be shy! Just give it your best shot! Yes, Edge?
Edge: Uh, 12
Stretch: Okay, now let's get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard.
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Unfresh: Yo MoMAs so fat-!
Gradient: I have two dads.
Unfresh: ...
Gradient: Doesn't really work.
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Nm: Gah! Go fuck yourself!
Sci: I wiLL! Cos I'm attractive! Every day I look in the mirror and ask myself, will I fuck me?
Sci: And the answer is always yEs! Because I would fuck myself!
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Iris: A beautiful lady came up to me and asked how was my day, I didn't know what to say, okay or good.
Iris: So I freaked out and said I was gay.
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Ink: I would like to die having sex.
Cross: But then you won't finish-
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Dream: Winners don't use drugs, except steroids. So in this case, use lots of drugs!
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Iris: Man I had so much fun this Christmas! What did you get?
Drunk Gaster: Fat! I got fat this Christmas, you asshole!
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Alyssa: Does this guy watches us all the time?
Charles: No. Not all the time. Because he doesn't watch when you Instagram your breakfast, because no one watches that.
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Epic: That's it, Bruh! You're under arrest, anything you do or say will be bruh-ed against you!
Killer: ... Titties! :3
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Which one is scarier; Logic or Emotions?
Logic: I've created weapons of mass destruction that could level entire cities and slayed millions!
Emotions: I've used them.
Y/N and Logic: *huddles in corner out of fear.
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That's all the vines that I have stored up in mah head now, the last one was from bluechair, a webtoon shit-