study buddies——VOL ii
O37. a future lizard mom
not YOU, titanium boy !!!
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group chat. potts family values feat. tony
&& three participants . . .
rosie ( self explanatory )
salt-n-pepa ( pepper )
toe knee ( tony )
rosie
i miss you guys
salt-n-pepa
we miss you too :(
rosie
it's been 84 years </3
toe knee
it's been two weeks
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salt-n-pepa
ROSIE
rosie
tell your husband that i have a low
capacity for his bullshit right now
captain american't
What's going on?
I'm so confused!
salt-n-pepa
sorry for the confusion, steve!
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toe knee
rosie
i despise you
toe knee
you love me
rosie
that's a lie if i've ever heard one
now what were we talking about
again
oh yeah i miss you guys </3
toe knee
i miss you too kid
salt-n-pepa
you two are the weirdest duo i
have ever met
rosie
well you can't choose your family
toe knee
or your husbands
rosie
tony-
salt-n-pepa
remind me again why we decided
to make this group chat
rosie
because you guys can't last five
minutes without me 🙈
toe knee
you wish
rosie
try me bitch
so anyways there is something i
actually did wanna talk to you
guys about
salt n pepa
oh my god are you pregnant
rosie
um pardon my french but FUCK
no
kids r gross
toe knee
you volunteer at the children's
hospital almost every week
rosie
ok fine being a parent of a human
child sounds gross
10/10 would not do
salt-n-pepa
you might change your mind one
day
rosie
bleh no
my plan is to adopt twelve dogs
and maybe a lizard and call it a
day
toe knee
why a lizard
rosie
why not a lizard
toe knee
oh well i can't argue with such solid
logic like that
salt-n-pepa
i think we're getting off topic
rosie
we usually do
toe knee
yeah it's usually rosie's fault
rosie
toe knee
maybe because i made it personal
salt-n-pepa
children please
rosie
i'm eighteen now
toe knee
um yeah and i'm a grown man
salt-n-pepa
i stand by my statement
what was it that you wanted to
talk to us about, rosie?
rosie
so you remember how i told you
that sel and i made plans to go to
virginia beach over winter break
salt-n-pepa
yes we do
toe knee
yeah when i asked you why you
said snow makes you angry
rosie
it does
toe knee
will you elaborate on that
rosie
no
toe knee
good talk
rosie
so anyways
i've been thinking about it a lot
for the past few days
and i talked with sel about it
i think i wanna come home for
winter break instead
salt-n-pepa
OH YES FINALLY
toe knee
thank god
salt-n-pepa
we didn't want to tell you how much
we were going to miss you because we
didn't want it to seem like we were
trying to guilt trip you
but we were really hoping you'd change
your mind!!!
rosie
aww
i was thinking about it a lot and
i realized that i've never spent a
single christmas without you and
i really don't wanna start now
or ever
toe knee
you didn't even know me until
you were six
rosie
not you titanium boy smh i was
talking to pepper
toe knee
it's iron man
salt-n-pepa
i'm so happy you're coming home!!
i'd miss you so much if you went
to virginia
rosie
i'd miss you too 💓
and tony i guess
toe knee
aw i love you too kid
salt-n-pepa
i'm so excited to see you and spend
christmas with you
rosie
me too aunt pep
oh while we're on the subject, do
you think it'd be okay if sel comes
with me?
salt-n-pepa
of course!!
rosie
yay thank you!
toe knee
is she not going home for winter
break?
rosie
no
her family's jewish but she's agnostic
so she doesn't celebrate any holidays
like that
and she's not that close with her
parents anyways so
salt-n-pepa
well she's always welcome with
us!
toe knee
yes she is
even though i know you guys will
just bully clint
rosie
we do it out of love <3
anyways i have to go i have a calc
exam in ten minutes!! love you
guys
toe knee
we love you too kid
salt-n-pepa
bye honey, love you!
rosie
💞💓💘
author's note: rest in power george floyd. you deserved to live, not to be murdered under a white cop's knee. be sure to sign the petition to get the officers involved in george's killing charged with murder!!!