(A/N: PRETTY)
spice boys
jintleman: wtf tae
peppermintae: ??
jintleman: wtf happened to your microwave
peppermintae: huh?
famjoon: what is going on lmao
peppermintae: hol' on
peppermintae: what are you doing in my dorm???
jintleman: i wanted to make popcorn in your microwave
peppermintae: i see
jintleman: where are you btw?? your roommate is doing yoga and it's scary
peppermintae: baekhyun likes to keep his lil arms and inner peace updated
peppermintae: i'm at the microwave shop to buy a new microwave bc mine broke :(
jintleman: no shit
dumbkook: ....i'm so confused
meep: what happened
peppermintae: it exploded bc i put lemons in there
jimonchérie: how does one destroy a microwave with lemons??
peppermintae: microwave for 40 minutes 😔
hobihobo: why were you microwaving them in the first place
peppermintae: i heard lemons cover up bad smells (i had the smell of burnt oranges in there for months so i wanted to get rid of it) 😌
meep: so you burnt an orange too??? how??
peppermintae: microwave for 40 minutes 😔
famjoon: ....
jintleman: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
jintleman: THE MICROWAVE WENT OUT OF JUICE JAHHHHAHAHHHAHAHAH
dumbkook: ...
jintleman: BC OF LEMON JUICE WKNDLWKS
dumbkook: i can't stand you
jintleman: take a seat then 😌
dumbkook: i want to kill you
jintleman: what a coincidence! the feeling is mutual!! ☺
famjoon: yes tell him baby!!
jintleman: baby?
peppermintae: my dad calls me baby 😲
jimonchérie: my dad calls me lazy :/
hobihobo: i can't find my dad :(
meep: ...
meep: hoseok are you okay??? where is your dad?!😳
hobihobo: dumb bitch i wanna know too
hobihobo: last time i saw him was 20 minutes ago at mc donalds 😔
hobihobo: ig he forgot me in the mc slide
famjoon: you better mc call him now
hobihobo: right genius
hobihobo: that was sarcasm^^^ you are a big dumb
famjoon: yes hoseok
dumbkook: so that's how you're spending your day off huh
peppermintae: what are you doing then??
dumbkook: preparing sth....
peppermintae: oH?! A SECRET I SMELL!?
dumbkook: ...maybe
peppermintae: ouhhh ;))))
jimonchérie: APROPOS
jimonchérie: I'M BABYSITTING TODAY
hobihobo: ???how is that connected to kook's secret???
jimonchérie: it's not
jimonchérie: AND I NEED HELP
jimonchérie: IT'S FIVE KIDS
jimonchérie: HOW THE FUCK DO I DEAL WITH FIVE KIDS?!?¿?!?!?!?¿¿¿¿
meep: easy
meep: kill them
peppermintae: HORRIBLE IDEA
peppermintae: GET A NEW YOONGI
peppermintae: THIS ONE IS LACKING
meep: i'm: offended
peppermintae: JOMIN
dumbkook: who is that
peppermintae: JIMIN*****
peppermintae: i CAN BE YOUR SIDE KICK WHEN I'M DONE BUYING A MICROWAVE
jimonchérie: my bestestest soulmate T-T
jimonchérie: i love you
peppermintae: i love you too
dumbkook: stfu
peppermintae: what was that??? 🤔🤨
dumbkook: nothing
jimonchérie: i thought so too 🤨
hobihobo: BUT BE CAREFUL
hobihobo: KIDS SPIT
hobihobo: AND THAT CAN CAUSE ILLNESSES !!!
jintleman: don't mind him he is just german
jintleman: I'M SORRY I MEANT GERMAPHOBIC*** HAHAVAVAVHAHAHAHAHAHA
jimonchérie: 👾🧚♀️💦🍄🇩🇪
meep: i'm leaving
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(A/N: yesterday was my bday and now i feel empty 😔)