Fuck the kids
Oct. 8
9:09 A.M.
Jiminie; okay yoonie baby, lets say what we rehearsed.
Hoesuck; bAbY????
Seokjin; everyone this was me, i did this
Tae; with my help
Seokjin; with tae's help
Yoongi; ...
Yoongi; i'm sorry I was an asshole and I hope I can make it up to you, hoseok and guk
Tiddies; what the FUCK
Hoesuck; who are you and what have you done with yoongi
bby demon; yeah i don't buy this
Jimin 💛; okay yoonie, you got this
Yoongi; I was only being mean the other day because I was stressed out and I genuinely didn't mean any of the things I said to you
Yoongi; I love you guys, all of you
Tae; I LOVE YOU TOO YOONGI HYUNG
Tiddies; I-
Tiddies; Namjoon.exe has stopped responding
Seokjin; oh thank u yoongi how nice (Jimin honey wtf did u say to this man)
bby demon; aWWW YOONGI I LOVE YOU TOO YOU ARE THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD
Hoesuck; i'm crying
Jimin 💛; we just had a little chat is all ;)))
Tiddies; jinnie hyung caught me and seokie up last night soooo
Tiddies; did yall fuck
Tae; ^^^^^
Hoesuck; what did he do to you, you poor innocent mochi
Jimin 💛; rascals, i would not say a word
Yoongi; we didn't fuck and he made me say that agaisnt my will
Yoongi; or he wouldn't kiss me...
Tae; KIS SKIS KJSD: N KISS
Seokjin; awwwwe jimin will finally tell us how well yoongi fucks
Seokjin; angels have one magical sex drive yoonie
Yoongi; dont call me that
Jimin 💛; trust me, he knows
Hoesuck; HE SAID YOU DIDN'T FUCK
Jimin 💛; oh we did, that's just not how i got him to apologize
Jimin 💛; if you want a specific answer ask a specific question
Yoongi; he's losing his shit laughing at yall we didn't fuck i litteraly fell asleep at 5 pm
Seokjin; well boo u
Tae; go fuck now and come back with an update
Tiddies; ^^^^^
Jimin 💛; ight bet yoongi you down?
Yoongi; he's giggling like a maniac i'm not horny i'm in love
Yoongi; but yes.
Tiddies; see yall in 30?
Seokjin; it'll be later tonight
Tae; daymn
5:49 P.M.
Jimin 💛; not bad
Yoongi; Jimin.
Jimin 💛; Yoongi.
bby demon; ew
Hoesuck; i'm crying
Tiddies; jiminah, my child, really on a scale of one to ten give details
Yoongi; and admit I'm the best fuck you've ever had or i hope you'll enjoy your 7th climax
Seokjin; S E V E N T H
Tae; Guk, me next
bby demon; please stop
bby demon; my eyes don't like reading this
Jimin 💛; i give no details, for i can not remember all that well
Hoesuck; so are you down yet
Jimin 💛; ...
Yoongi; leave my boyfriend alone you sick fuck he's been out of it since the fourth one
Tae; b oy f riend
Tae; guk u once sexted me in the gc with hyung and jimin stfu and come fuck me
Tiddies; ^^ boy knows what he wants
bby demon; *sigh* i'm getting in the car
Jimin 💛; yeahhhh go give that dick gukkie you go
Jimin 💛; okay i'm hopping on the five hour energy argument-
Jimin 💛; they don't work in general
Tiddies;... jimin how do u know honey
Yoongi; joon.
Tiddies;... jimin, how do u know
Jimin 💛; yoongi told me about the argument
Jimin 💛; i went out and tested it
Jimin 💛; it didn't do anything
Seokjin; when did u test it
Jimin 💛; ewWWW YOU GUYS ARE NASTY
Jimin 💛; three weeks ago, damn
Hoesuck; fuck, i thought i was onto something
Yoongi; u never r. Btw, my dad said we have a separate meeting with him because 'ur my son and i need to know your subordinates are behaved' so we're fucked
Seokjin; jimin is my subordonnant
Yoongi; fuck there is two of yall bitches?
Tiddies; WHY AM I THE ONLY HUMANS FUCK U
Jimin 💛; or me ;))))
Tiddies; it was jimin not me it was jimin not me it was ji-
Yoongi; this close
Seokjin; i love it when yoongi beats up both participants and doesn't chose favs
Jimin 💛; to what
Jimin 💛; fight me bet you won't
Jimin 💛; i'm ready to throw hands
Hoesuck; i can tell you you most certainly are not
Yoongi; awww guys look the baby is angry
Tiddies; look at his little hands
Seokjin; how cuuuute
Jimin 💛; yoongi i will cut your dick off
Yoongi; am i supposed to fear u
Yoongi; yea and keep it in a jar so i can still fuck u
Seokjin; i wish i was taekook rn
Tiddies; i can't make u them but seok and I can help u be in the same situation
Hoesuck; group chat erotica, vol. II
Hoesuck; i'm not in the mood, joon
Hoesuck; i lost a potential fuck buddy to yoongi
Jimin 💛; you know what seok i might just accept your offer, yoongi made me upset 😤😤😤
Yoongi; he won't, i thought he'd be bratty but he is the most pliant submissive baby
Yoongi; i can die happy knowing that
Seokjin; wait really? Damn
Tiddies; i can make up for ur loss seok ;)
Jimin 💛; he isn't losing shit
Jimin 💛; fuck it im headed over
Yoongi; hm get milk on ur way home angel, and don't forget to hide ur wings, storming out like that
Seokjin; weirdly domestic
bby demon; you fucked him while his wings were out
Jimin 💛; you stopped in the middle of fucking to say that?
Tae; he did, please answer
Yoongi; i did, he could keep them hidden after the 5th
Seokjin; yoongi's weird amount of confidence and the way he keeps track of when shit happens by climaxes is kinda hot
Tiddies; kInDa bitch please hes my daddy
Jimin 💛; excuse me???
Jimin 💛; i hope the fuck not you trick ass bitch
Jimin 💛; you'll be a dead son of a bitch i'll tell you that
Yoongi; okay baby give yoonie your phone now
Seokjin; tell him not to cuss he always gets mad at himself
Yoongi; gotta get his dizzy self back to bed, his legs are still wobbly, the baby's gonna hurt himself
Jimin 💛; i am not baby i am ready to fight fuccin post up
Yoongi; yes, you are baby, my baby. Now stop punching the air like you're drunk and help ur hyung ffs
Seokjin; yoongi being whipped but tired as hell is my moodboard
Hoesuck; jimin not giving a fuck and still ready to post up is mine
Jimin 💛; I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE
Yoongi; you can try but i aint helping u
Yoongi; if i let go of u rn you will fall and crush ur wings, but like u wanna post up be my guest, i'll go back to my bed without u
Seokjin; once a demon always a demon
Jimin 💛; wait why would you go to bed without me don't make me sad
Jimin 💛; wait i can't sleep with my wings we both only have twin beds and i'll take up too much space
Jimin 💛; ohhhh no this will not do at all
Hoesuck; push the beds together
Jimin 💛; b r i l l i a n t
Yoongi; thanks hoseok, guess i'll be doing that now
Seokjin; use ur magic?
Yoongi; jimin is too weak to use his rn and i'm too tired to use that much to move stuff that big
Yoongi; magic does everything by the book, if i want the beds together that way, everything in between has to be taken out of the room, push the beds together, and then pushed back in. it might happen in less than a second, but it still takes the energy from me. if i do it maunually i just have to pull the beds off the wall and put them in front of the desk
Yoongi; WHICH IS STILL TOO MUCH WORK. FUCK U HOSEOK
Yoongi; now i have a sleepy angel on my leg and two beds to move
Tiddies; tbh babe that was a low blow
Seokjin; this is amazing, my fav show
Jimin 💛; we could just fight the bed until it moves
Hoesuck; dude just go to sleep
Jimin 💛; sounds good
Yoongi; hoseok
Yoongi; did u forget he was on my leg
Seokjin; I CHOKED
Hoesuck; shit yeah
Jimin 💛; leg is leg, you gave me no bed
Jimin 💛; i
Jimin 💛; c o n s u m e l e g
Seokjin; he wont actually
Seokjin; ... i think
Tiddies; u THINK? YOONGI NEEDS HIS LEGS WTF
Yoongi; i'm carrying him to his pillow fort so we have room to sleep, u all are useless, goodbye
Jimin 💛; t h i g h b i t e
Yoongi; FUCKINF HELL
Yoongi; come here u little gremlin
Yoongi; I have successfully lifted him, he is using my tail like a pacifier what is happening
Seokjin; i wanna say young love but i think u fucked the brains out of him
Jimin 💛; what if i n o m
Hoesuck; none of this shit is my fault
Seokjin; chimmie no nom okay? Ask yoonie for ur puppy
Yoongi; why cant my dismissals just be final ffs
Jimin 💛; n o m the t a i l
Jimin 💛; but no, i shouldn't
Jimin 💛; s t e a k n e c k b i t e
Jimin 💛; k i n k y
Yoongi; Kim Seokjin i need to know where the hell that puppy is before I lose my shit he is leaving hickys and then ACTUALLY FUCKING BITING ME
Tiddies; hobi why cant we be cute like that.
Seokjin; it's in his beside drawer lmao
Jimin 💛; you cannot leave, for i have claimed
Jimin 💛; you make sad
Jimin 💛; castration?
Jimin 💛; perhaps
Tiddies; me @ hoseok
Yoongi; he has the puppy, he's stopped biting, everyone say goodbye to chimmie
Seokjin; bye chimmie
Tiddies; sleep well chimmie
Hoesuck; it's like seven in the afternoon, but goodnight i guess
Jimin 💛; i will eat your first child
Yoongi; hey angel, im sleepy, lets cuddle yea?
Seokjin; tired dad yoongi is great tbh
Tiddies; stfu hoseok do u want him to stay up
Hoesuck; it is funny
Jimin 💛; shhhhh it's naptime now
Jimin 💛; if you want to keep your kneecaps, shhhhh
Yoongi; bye
Seokjin; bye lmao
Tiddies; come on seok lets go eat dinner or smthing, bye
Hoesuck; i'm down, l8ter losers
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