[372A High Street:]
Edward: Okay. Never have I ever crossed the street without looking left and right.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Futhark: (stares at them)
Futhark: You're supposed to look left and right.
Edward: Sorry we're badass.
Arthur: I simply don't care even if I get hit by a truck.
Joyeuse: Never have I ever returned a book to the library after its due date.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Futhark: Ayokong magbayad ng fee!
Edward: I just buy the whole book.
Joyeuse: The librarian doesn't know I take books from the library.
Lance: (hits Joyeuse's head) I didn't teach you to be a thief.
Joyeuse: Relax, I return them.
Joyeuse: Some of them.
Laevateinn: Never have I ever passed by a dog and pet it and tell it you love it with all your heart.
Laevateinn: (drinks all apple juice)
Lance: Never have I ever ignored a professor passing by.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Futhark: Kailangan n'yong igalang ang mga professors?!
Edward: Minsan hindi ko alam kung professor sila o college student na may bitbit lang na laptop.
Joyeuse: I really don't acknowledge their existence.
Lance: I had a professor I really hate so I considered her dead until I graduated.
Arthur: Never have I ever punched a classmate in the face for being annoying.
Lance, Arthur, & Futhark: (takes a shot of beer)
Joyeuse: I usually am the annoying classmate.
Edward: Himala, nanuntok ka ng kaklase, Futhark?!
Futhark: Kaklase natin si Joyeuse, 'di ba?
Joyeuse: Can I punch you and then take a shot?
Edward: Never have I ever got drunk and did something embarrassing.
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Edward: Really? Hindi ako naniniwalang wala pang nalalasing sa inyo.
Joyeuse: I'm Irish.
Arthur: I'm German.
Futhark: I'm too broke to spend money on alcohol.
Lance: I'm Lance.
Edward: Wala na akong maisip na magandang itanong.
Futhark: Sa benteng tanong, isang beses pa lang ako nakakainom.
Edward: Bakit kasi masyado kang mabait?
Futhark: Ibahin n'yo na lang ang mga tanong >:(
Lance: Never have I ever kissed a girl.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Futhark: Wow, talaga, ikaw Lae? Edward?
Laevateinn: My mother is a girl. Maria is a girl.
Edward: Ikaw, you didn't really kiss your mother before?
Futhark: >:((
Joyeuse: Never have I ever dumped a girl.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Edward: Wow, Lae?
Laevateinn: I didn't dump a girl, I just want to drink apple juice.
Laevateinn: (drinks more apple juice)
Futhark: Lae siguraduhin mong mag-c-cr ka bago ka matulog.
Laevateinn: I am a grown-up.
Futhark: No, you look like a grown-up, but you're a child in every way.
Lance: Kawawa naman si Futhark. Let's ask something to make him drink.
Arthur: Never have I ever killed a person.
Laevateinn: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Edward: To be clear, you're taking a shot because you want to drink apple juice, right?
Laevateinn: ...
Laevateinn: Sure.
Lance: Never have I ever fallen asleep during a class.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Futhark: Magagalit ang teacher kapag natulog ka!
Edward: Hindi ba natulog ka rin sa klase ni Sir Arthur noon?
Arthur: No he was the only one awake.
Edward: Damn you're a model student.
Joyeuse: The correct term is "nerd".
Futhark: I could be a badass too, if I wanted! Never have I ever uhm...
Joyeuse: Never have I ever broke a plate and blamed it on somebody else.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn & Edward: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Futhark: Maingat ako sa mga gamit!
Edward: Kaya pala ang tibay ng Nokia mo.
Arthur: Never have I ever been into a two-year relationship.
Lance & Arthur: (high-fives each other and takes a shot)
Edward: Talaga, drama queen, walang tumagal sa 'yo?
Joyeuse: I get bored easily.
Joyeuse: Plus parents don't really like me.
Laevateinn: People in general don't like you.
Futhark: Never have I ever ah—
Joyeuse: Futhark, just stop trying.
Edward: If you really want to drink, just do a drinking game. Every time Joyeuse calls you 'useless', take a shot.
Edward: Wait that's wrong.
Joyeuse: Every time Lance says something embarrassing to Arthur, take a shot.
Arthur: It's only embarrassing if I'm embarrassed, but I'm not.
Arthur: Most of the times I'm disappointed.
Lance & Arthur: (high-fives each other and takes a shot)
Lance: Look, the goal is not to get drunk, it's to have fun.
Futhark: I'm not having fun, I'm learning how much of a buzzkill I am.
Arthur: Do you want to be a badass, a rulebreaker?
Futhark: (nods)
Lance: Labas ka, may curfew ngayon.
Futhark: NO.
Joyeuse: I think being a buzzkill is what makes you, you.
Edward: And that makes him awesome?
Joyeuse: Of course not, no. He's a buzzkill, Edward, nobody likes a buzzkill.
Laevateinn: Don't kill the buzz-buzz, they are the most important animal in the world. The bees. Save the bees. Buzz-buzz.
Futhark: Never have I ever worked 4 part-times at the same time!
Futhark: (takes a shot)
Edward: That's not badass.
Joyeuse: That's simply sad.
Arthur: Never have I ever cried myself to sleep 4 weeks straight.
Arthur: (takes a shot)
Edward: Sir Arthur, no—
Lance: His record is 5 weeks.
Arthur: (high-fives Lance's shoulder and takes a shot)
Edward: 'Wag mga ganyang tanong.
Laevateinn: Never have I ever stood 5'8" tall.
Lance, Arthur, Joyeuse, & Futhark: (takes a shot of beer)
Laevateinn: (takes a shot of apple juice)
Edward: Mga hinayupak kayo.