Astoria
DRACO, baby, please take me back!!!
Draco
wtf??? no- what's wrong with you, astoria? i have the perfect, loving girlfriend and i love her very much. please DO NOT message me anymore.
Astoria
NO! PLEASE, BABY!!! why would you love the ugly bushy-haired gryffindor??? does she give you better s*x??? PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!!
------slytherinprince blocked astoriagr-------
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A/N: yeah. i know. this chapter is crappy and short so i'll make it up to you in the other chapters.. i'm sure by now you know the drill so... yeah
P.S. Astoria's username is @astoriagr