warning/ this chapter is unbelievably stupid and gay so if ur reading this for the band and not the ships I'd skip this one ❤️
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michaelclifford:
so i was just watching a malum video
ashtonirwin:
...
calumhood:
why?
michaelclifford:
why not?
we r cute
lukehemmings:
yeah i watch lashton and muke videos all the time
calumhood:
what about cake ☹️
lukehemmings:
i don't really like you calum.
calumhood:
michaelclifford:
aw cal
it's ok
no1 likes luke either
ashtonirwin:
why does that cat have a shoe on its head?
lukehemmings:
shut up michael
ashton likes me🥰
ashtonirwin:
never said that.
lukehemmings:
you did when my dick was in your ass 30 mins ago but whatever helps you sleep at night
ashtonirwin:
why would you-
calumhood:
tmi
michaelclifford:
HA like u top 😂
lukehemmings:
i do ??
michaelclifford:
ok buddy
lukehemmings:
ashton tell him
ashtonirwin:
i'm not telling anyone anything about our sex life.
lukehemmings:
calum you believe me, don't you?
calumhood:
you said you don't like me therefore im not associating myself with you any longer
michaelclifford named the group luke is a bottom
ashtonirwin named the group shut up michael
lukehemmings:
thank you baby🥰🥰 always defending me🥰🥰
ashtonirwin named the group shut up luke
michaelclifford:
hey that's my line
lukehemmings:
why does everyone hate me?
ashtonirwin:
we dont hate you.
michaelclifford:
speak for urself
lukehemmings:
☹️☹️
ashtonirwin:
don't listen to michelle luke
i love you♥️
lukehemmings:
aw
ily2 babycakes😍😍
now will you admit you're a bottom
ashtonirwin:
don't push it hemmings
calumhood:
ANYWAY
i have a date tonight 😎
michaelclifford:
cool
gtg
michaelclifford left shut up luke
ashtonirwin named the group calum is a dumbass
lukehemmings:
calum you stupid piece of shit
calumhood:
what?? did i?? do????
lukehemmings:
you just broke michael's heart that's what
calumhood:
because i have a date??
ashtonirwin:
🤦🏼♂️
is it not obvious that michael is practically in love with you
calumhood:
what?
lukehemmings:
the man watches malum videos in his free time
and practically melts when he looks at you
calumhood:
i don't know what to say
lukehemmings:
well
cancel your date and go get your mans
calumhood:
i'm not even gay
ashtonirwin:
that's what they all say
do you like michael?
lukehemmings:
i mean sometimes
ashtonirwin:
NOT YOU
calumhood:
i love michael
lukehemmings:
then what are you waiting for !
calumhood:
shit you right
calumhood left calum is a dumbass
lukehemmings named the group malum for the win
ashtonirwin: this band is so gay smh
lukehemmings:
tru
so now that we're alone 😉🍆🍑
ashtonirwin:
we're getting a divorce
lukehemmings:
we're not married ??
ashtonirwin:
will you marry me? 💍
lukehemmings:
😲 yes !! a thousand times yes
ashtonirwin:
good
we're getting a divorce
lukehemmings:
why do you insist on making me cry
ashtonirwin:
😂
lukehemmings:
you broke my heart 💔💔
ashtonirwin:
damn that's tragic
goodnight
lukehemmings:
goodnight😔
ashtonirwin:
love you
lukehemmings:
love you too 🥰🥰