In the clouds there is a place for sky rats
Regal pigeons feasting on fresh bird seed
Pavilions with merchants selling small hats
All the things a pigeon could ever need
Bathhouses filled with hot crystal bird baths
Small little schools that teach chicks how to fly
Tons of recreational flying paths
But there are some rules all birds must comply
Always bother humans consistently
Poop in the most inconvenient places
If you follow these rules persistently
All citizens will be in good graces
So pigeons across the globe please make haste
View this utopia! No time to waste