Gloriously Humorously

By Devil_Gay_Bitch

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It's Funny, give it a try. You won't regret, at least this. More

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Happy Pride .....🌈
A Message Of Love 🌈
☀ The Sun & The Moon 🌙
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Something Good
#NOHETERO
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By Devil_Gay_Bitch



What kind of conversations my body has..... It's weird.... But I do think of it like it. Call me a Weirdo Bitches! 😏



Part 1

Me : I ate too much!

Stomach : I'm so full!

Brain: Is that a pizza?

Me : Say no more!

Stomach: But what about me?!!



Part 2

Me : Drinks whole bottle in one gulp.

Heart : Is that alcohol?

Brain : Are we okay?

Stomach : I feel wobbling and full don't know why?!

Blood: Is there any festival?

Kidney : Give me a fucking break!!

Urine : It's my time to show my presence.

Me: Plz open the freaking door I gotta peeeeeee!!!!


Part 3

Brain : We have to study.

Me : I want to see gay vines...plz..

Brain : What about studies?

Me: W-well.... U will have fun? If-

Brain : We are smart, we'll study later

Me: That's my smart brain!

Brain : I know!

Part 4

Stomach : I don't feel good, what did we had for dinner?

Intestine : Water.

Stomach : Umm... Okay in Lunch?

Intestine : Water

Stomach: What ...ok-ky ...well in breakfast?

Intestine : WATER! LEMME FUCKING DIGEST THIS WATER!

( I love drinking water 💦😜 )


Part 5

Me : I'm feeling so sleepy... *yawns*

Brain : Not Happening. *sinister smile*

Eyes : But we tired!

Hands : Yeah, we had a lot of scrolling to do.

Legs : We had to climbe 13 stairs TWICE!

Heart : Guys, shut it. I should be your inspiration to work all the time. *smirks*

Brain : I also work all the time.

Heart : Yeah, looking at this human.... I can say you work really a lot from all of us and all the time. *smirks*

Brain : I Know what u mean. But you are right, this useless gay human does nothing but sleep.

Me : Excuse me!! Stop this and I'm not a useless gay human. Can't a girl just sleep!! Holy Mother Lamb.

Stomach : I feel hungry, gotta eat.

Urinary bladder : I'm full, gotta pee.

Me : I'm sleepy, gotta sleep.

Whole body : NO!!

Me : No?

Eyes, hands, legs and mouth : NO?!

Me : Told ya, lemme sleep!

Brain : Still not happening.

Me : FUCK YOU !!

Brain : Go fuck yourself. *smirks*

Me : Firstly I will pee then eat and will be sleeping. HAPPY NOW?!!

Ears : STOP SCREAMING U FOOL!

Me : OoPpSs.


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Me : I'm bored. .. I should probably eat something.

Stomach : No, I'm full.

Me : One slice of cheese pizza?

Stomach : I'll most probably blast any second if I take anything more than I already do! *sighs*

Me : Okay. So, what do I do now ? *smh*

Brain : How and why are we gay ? *smirks*

Me : OoooHhhhhh...*gay squealing* THE MOMENT I SAW MEGAN FREAKING BEAUTIFUL FOX-

Brain : *huffs* Now I think she will be busy for hours. That's such an easy job to do.

Stomach : Yeah, Good job. I can't believe someone can be this gay. It's not like I'm complaining, I love it.

Brain : I love gay stuffs too. Haha.



                          Part 7

Enjoy guys.
Love your body.

Live to Love.
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💝💙💚💛💜

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