I'm going to rant because I'm bored
Part 111 lol
So
Tweek
Bitch ass Tweek
I would assume Tweek has many burns and shit, because he fucking works in coffee shop
And he's hella jittery
Jesus Christ
He be spillin that shit all over him
Tweek's hair is a fuckin mess
Bitch, I bet a quarter he hasn't brushed that rat's nest since before the show started
How long has the show been on?
More than 20 years.
That mothafucka ain't brush his rats nest in over 20 fuckin years
Jesus Christ, this child
His hair is messy as high hell
Speaking of high hell, this lil mothafucka high as hell
Muthafuckin parents drug him
Lil bitch on meth
Fuckin McCormick meth
Jesus Fucking Christ
I fucked up Mintberry Cruch's name
I didn't mean to
Merciful lord, Mintberry Crunch, please don't strike me down
Tweek and Craig are so cute together
Why, tho?
Bitch ain't need no mans
He perfec as he is
The moon goes through fazes, and so do your children
No one's born cool
Except
Trans Lesbian Black Women
Why??
Because
This is America
Speaking of America
RusAme!!
Why the fuc do I shIP countries
Wat te fuc is wrong with meh
...
Preston is my baby
Buttttttttt
I think I mite has a crushy wushy on him
Oof
Why tha fuc am I ranting about stupid shit
I wanna imagine Preston naked with cat ears and one of those tail-butt plug things
That would be nice
I wonder how many people die each year
Can I just claim everyone at Camp Camp ('cept Ered, I don like 'er) as my child
They're all so cute! <3
'Specially Maxxy Boi
Mr. Magic Man's cool too
Sciencey Boi is so cute!
UwU
He reminds me of Kyle
They both Jews
They both sm0rt
They both got a jew-fro
Lol
Kyle is my baby
He an Stan is so cute together
Oof
Why is PresPres so cuuute?!
>w<
Magic is Science we don't understand
Yeet
Yeetus the Fetus now has Diabetus
Haha
Ha ha funny funny
I'm tired
Why is Max's pessimism so cute and cynical?!
How is it so cute and cynical?!
Jesus Christ
What the fuc is wrong with me
"Oh, shit-flavored popsicles"
Wat de fucc
Succulent
Yeet
Fucc
Gameplay
I'm fucking tired.
Max
Max is so cute
Why is he sooouuuu cuuuuuuttte
Why does he look so fuckable
Why is Max so cute
Do I have a crushhhhhhh on motherfucking Pikeman?!
What the fuck?!
Oi oi oi
What the fuck
Welp, I just burped
I'm fucking hungry
Jesus Christ
Depressed, isn't that just a fancy way of feeling bummed out?
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Squirrels wearing red stripper dresses
Oop
My hand's cold
I could kill you right now by snapping my fucking fingers
Good thing I don't know how to snap
Hehe
I'm tired
Yeet
Komodo dragon
Bitch sorry, I don't speak bottom
Bitch sorry, I don't speak top
Bitch sorry, I don't speak
Neck crack
Oof
Oop
Princesses
I'm tired
Lampshades
Neil be lookin like a smexxy snacc
Succ
Why am I so fucking thirsty (in both ways)
Water hungry
Dude
Imagine a dragon that doesn't breathe fire, but instead it breathes cum
Dude
Why the fuck do I sound like I'm high
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk
I'm tired
Imagine a dragon that breathes water
That's called a fish, dumbass
Curtains
Slidey slidey
Hehe
Isn't that coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll
Wooooooww
Okaay, byyyyyyyyyyyyyeeee