Short CHANBAEK scenes and conversations that may have happened at some point.
Notes: I randomly wrote this in the middle of my writer's block. Enjoy!
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1. Birthday
Chanyeol: [rolls out of bed while staring at his phone] I should greet him at exactly 12 am!
Chanyeol: [presses send at 12:01 am]
Chanyeol: SHIT!!! I MESSED UP!
Baekhyun: [hugs Chanyeol's waist under the blanket] Hey, what's wrong?
Chanyeol: ...
Chanyeol: [whispers] Uhm... Happy birthday...
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2. Password
[bff chanbaek at Baekhyun's house]
Chanyeol: Hey, Baekhyun! What's your wifi password?
Baekhyun: I'll connect your phone. Give it to me.
Chanyeol: I'm just gonna type it. What is it?
Baekhyun: Ilikeyousomuch.
Chanyeol: I like you, too.
Baekhyun: No, I mean, that's the password.
Chanyeol: Yeah. And that's my feelings for you.
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3. Summer
[at the dorm]
Baekhyun: It's getting hot now. [takes off shirt and pants] I'm sweating like hell!
Chanyeol: I know, right? [strips pants until he's only wearing underwear] I wonder what we could do today.
Baekhyun: [looks at Chanyeol] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Chanyeol: [smirks] Of course.
Baekhyun and Chanyeol: Ahhhh...
Junmyeon: What the hell are you two doing naked in front of the refrigerator!!!!?
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4. Height
Chanyeol: Baekhyun, are you still mad about it? Please, forgive me...
Baekhyun: Don't talk to me until you realized what you did wrong.
Chanyeol: I'm sorry, okay? I'm not gonna grow 2 mm taller again.
Baekhyun: And what else?
Chanyeol: And I will never say again that you're short-
Baekhyun: YOU JUST SAID IT!!!
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5. Break-up
Baekhyun: [places box on the table] I'm returning all these stuff you gave me now that we're breaking up.
Chanyeol: Okay. How about all those hugs and kisses? And those amazing sex? Mind giving those back as well?
Baekhyun: ...
Chanyeol: Come on, Baekhyun. I'm waiting.
Baekhyun: [slaps forehead] Shit.
Chanyeol: [smirks] Now, what were you saying again?
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6. Keys
[one morning]
Chanyeol: [rummaging inside his bag] Babe! I can't find them and I'm gonna be late for work! Where are the keys?
Baekhyun: [walking from the kitchen in his apron] What?
Chanyeol: My keys.
Baekhyun: [pulls Chanyeol closer, wraps his arms around his neck, and kisses his lips] There. Your kiss.
Chanyeol: [pauses and blushes] That's not- I mean- Okay.
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7. Get a Room
Chanyeol: Do you want it harder?
Baekhyun: Yes... Ah... There... Mnghhh...
Chanyeol: How about here? Does it hurt?
Baekhyun: No... Keep going. It feels so good.
Chanyeol: Bend over so I could do it to you more gently.
Baekhyun: Ah! Oh my god, Chanyeol! That hits the spot!
Sehun: [glaring at Chanyeol stretching Baekhyun's arms at the living room] Would you mind getting that Thai massage done in your own room!?
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8. Bully
[elementary chanbaek at the cafeteria]
Baekhyun: [bumps against someone and falls] I'm sorr--
Chanyeol: [smirks.] Oh, if it isn't shrimpy Baekhyun. You're too short that I didn't see you. Hahahahaha.
Baekhyun: [glares] Stop bullying me! I hate you!
Chanyeol: [watches him run away while holding a sandwich and a box of milk behind his back] Shit.
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9. Bully Part 2
[at the playground]
Baekhyun: [looks up when a soda bumps his face]
Chanyeol: Here. Just take it.
Baekhyun: [reads the note on the can: Let's be friends.]
Chanyeol: [looks away] It's not like I want you to be my friend or anything. You look so lonely so I have no choice but to be friends with you. Don't get the wrong idea.
Baekhyun: [smiles] Okay. Let's be friends.
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10. Neighbors
Chanyeol: Whoever owns this freaking dog who took a shit on my lawn! I swear to god! I'm gonna punch them on the face and I'm gonna hit them so hard and make them pay!!!
Baekhyun: [comes running and picking his puppy in his arms] Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Mongryeong doesn't have potty training yet. Should we settle this over coffee sometime?
Chanyeol: [stares amazed at his beautiful neighbor] I-i-it's fine. I mean, it can't be helped, right? Don't worry about it. Yeah. Coffee sounds good!
Kyungsoo, another neighbor: Look at this idiot.
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11. Poster
Chanyeol: You are the most beautiful and amazing person that I've ever met in my life. I love you so much. [kisses Baekhyun's poster]
Baekhyun: [enters the room] Really?
Chanyeol: W-w-what are you doing here in my room!?
Baekhyun: [sighs] We're married, Chanyeol.
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12. Baekhyun
Baekhyun: [sings in the shower]
Chanyeol: He sounds so beautiful, right?
Baekhyun: [poops in the bathroom]
Chanyeol: He really is so cute.
Baekhyun: [picks his nose and farts on the couch]
Chanyeol: Oh my god. That's so amazing.
Baekhyun: [breathes]
Chanyeol: He is-
EXO: We get it!!!!!!!
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13. In denial
Baekhyun: [is looking at Chanyeol]
Chanyeol: [catches him staring]
Baekhyun: [avoids eye contact and blushes]
Chanyeol: I knew it! You've been looking at me!
Baekhyun: How did you know? Are you spying on me?
Chanyeol: What are you- I'm not- It's not-
Baekhyun: I knew it! You like me, too!
Chanyeol: T-too!? You like me?
Baekhyun: What are you- I'm not- It's not-
Kyungsoo: [forces their heads towards each other] Here. Go f*ck already!
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14. Crush
Jongdae: Okay guys, raise your hand if your crush is here inside this room.
Chanyeol: [raises his hand]
Baekhyun: [raises his hand]
Jongdae: Who is the person you like? Is it me?
Baekhyun: No.
Chanyeol: No.
Chanyeol: And I'm not gonna tell you who it is.
Jongdae: [rolls his eyes] There's literally the three of us inside this room.
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15. New Album
[in an interview]
MC: What can you say about your new album? Anyone?
Chanyeol: Baekhyunnie is so cute when he eats, right? And he just wears my hoodie all the time, I mean. Not that I hate it or anything but I just feel so happy sometimes.
MC: Okay, but I'm asking about the new song-
Baekhyun: Chanyeollie here likes his coffee a little bit sweeter. And pancakes, too. You know he can't eat a lot of spicy food because his ears will go red. It's adorable, though.
Suho: I'm sorry about that. [screams at the staffs] Please turn off their mics!
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16. Past
[texting 1 am in the morning]
Chanyeol: I love you.
Baekhyun: Excuse me, what?
Chanyeol: Oh, sorry. I sent it wrong.
Baekhyun: ...
Chanyeol: I loved you.
Baekhyun: ...
Chanyeol: Congratulations on your marriage. I'm happy for you.
Baekhyun: ...
Baekhyun: I loved you, too. Thanks for everything.
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Notes: That's it. I'll be back the soonest! Please wait for my next stories!