"Great." He mumbled to himself. "I'm not enthusiastic to say it, but I have a good story." When Norway says that, he means it. "One time when Denmark was drunk, he came home super horny and pushed me down and whispered in my ear, "I'm going to f*ck you into next Wednesday."" Everyone's eyes widened. Denmark's face became red and he yelled, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!" Norway shrugged, took his first drink of beer, and said, "I'm drunk, whoops." He spun the bottle again.
((No asked for him but I had an idea and just..Norway.))