[pls you guys literally are the best i can't even-
HOW TF? YOU CLOWNS, TAKE MY LOVE :')
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yeah, it's sideways because tis' the minho pretty cult
but whoever has to sleep, GO. after this chapter. >:( ]
[ONE GLORIOUS DAY LATER]
Group Chat > STRICTLY 3RACHA.
Today, 1:01 am
aussie.chan
it's not working guys
binniebunny
....why are you awake
Oh wait you don't sleep
aussie.chan
Pls Changbin I'm serious
minhos.sugarbaby
But it's true and now we have your virus
aussie.chan
Wtf no go to sleep Han Jisung
But... I have an issue
binniebunny
Tell me, when do you not
aussie.chan
I- MEAN BEAN
le.mainhoe
On the day Felix finally doesn't shout and
I fall asleep, you fuckers decide to blow
up my phone
minhos.sugarbaby
Why did he not shout? Now that's concerning
le.mainhoe
Idk he was smiling and squealing in silence
now he's snuggled up with me (I see you, chan)
binniebunny
Yokes that's adorable
Yikes*
aussie.chan
Back off Seobin Felix is mine
(Also wym you see me)
binniebunny
The fuck did- did you just merge my
full name--
le.mainhoe
Now what the fuck is the issue please
finish this
(You upset him)
minhos.sugarbaby
I think Chan has a problemo
As always
And it's about Felix
aussie.chan
So you guys know I speak to him on call
le.mainhoe
Yeah I know I overheard daddy slip into
the convo multiple times, even earlier
binniebunny
DADDY IWJCJSJCKWKDK
minhos.sugarbaby
I KNEW IT I KNEW CHAN HAS A DADDY KINK
binniebunny
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW
minhos.sugarbaby
HE NEVER SCOLDED US FOR CALLING HIM FATHER
aussie.chan
What no that has nothing to do with-
Feather isn't the same as daddy
Father*
minhos.sugarbaby
FEATHER WJXKSKXKSKX OMG PLS I'm snorting
le.mainhoe
I feel like I can hear you ...
minhos.sugarbaby
WOAH WHAT HOW
OMG Minho and I are connected
UWUWUW PAPI MARRY ME
le.mainhoe
Did you say that aloud because-
binniebunny
Are you guys by any chance on a call
that you've forgotten about...
minhos.sugarbaby
Oh shit
le.mainhoe
Oh- wait you're right & we fell asleep
on call like every other day
No wonder I heard you just now
minhos.sugarbaby
& I farted
le.mainhoe
I know
binniebunny
I-
minhos.sugarbaby
Chan feels neglected
le.mainhoe
Alright Aussie pussy go on with your issue
aussie.chan
Who taught you that name
binniebunny
Go on Hyung
aussie.chan
Ok so
My phone call with Felix
First of all HES SO FUCKING CUTE OKAY???
HIS GIGGLES ARE HEAVEN AND SKKCKECSLDK
I COULD LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY
binniebunny
wtf- is this really cb97
minhos.sugarbaby
I report Chris Bang missing
le.mainhoe
I'm suddenly scared and want to hide Felix
aussie.chan
Guys the point is
He still hasn't reacted to my voice
minhos.sugarbaby
OH
le.mainhoe
Oh right he never suspected it's cb97
binniebunny
I mean it's normal
You can't expect a fanboy to suddenly
believe the boy he's met online is his
idol just because his voice sounds the same
aussie.chan
Look I'm more than just 'the boy he
met online' I'm Lee Felix's boyfriend
okay get it right
le.mainhoe
well...
minhos.sugarbaby
See that's what I meant when I say chan
is whipping cream
binniebunny
I think you meant whipped
le.mainhoe
Fuck I hate you all
aussie.chan
What-
le.mainhoe
My phone light is making Felix wake up
minhos.sugarbaby
I thought you guys had separate rooms
le.mainhoe
I was cuddling him to sleep
aussie.chan
Shit fuck why is he so fucking adorable
le.mainhoe
Fuck off chan, first off you ended the
phone call abruptly just because the magic
word slipped from his mouth again and that's
why I'm cuddling him so he won't be upset
minhos.sugarbaby
DADDY AKSKKSKSSK
aussie.chan
LOOK I PANICKED
le.mainhoe
WYM PANICKED YOURE THE DADDY NOT THE BANY
BABY*
binniebunny
Who would've thought he was making
Felix call him daddy while pretending
to not cross the lines
minhos.sugarbaby
He never had lines to begin with
He only had stress
le.mainhoe
And a receding hairline
aussie.chan
PLEASE LEAVE MY HAIRLINE ALONE
binniebunny
EXACTLY BECAUSE IT DOESNT REALLY EXIST
aussie.chan
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF
minhos.sugarbaby
AAAAHHHHHHH
le.mainhoe
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHjisungyourecute
minhos.sugarbaby
Omg
binniebunny
omg you sound like Jisung now, Minho
minhos.sugarbaby
OMG WTF THATS THE CUTEST TJIGN EVERR MINHO
PLESEKDKSKKD PLS ADOPT ME DESTROY ME BURY
ME STEP ON KILL ME SLAP ME CHOKE ME
MARRY ME SQUISH ME
le.mainhoe
I'll do the last three, thank you
binniebunny
wait
You're gonna choke h-
aussie.chan
Changbin let's not think about it
Are yall gonna help or no
minhos.sugarbaby
Can't you like FaceTime him
aussie.chan
No you dumbass
le.mainhoe
I'm afraid that'll be too much for baby Felix
binniebunny
Yeah it will
le.mainhoe
Gosh I can picture him sitting there frozen
with his tongue partially sticking out and
eyes wide open
minhos.sugarbaby
AWWW CKKSKCSKXK
aussie.chan
Shut up that's cute
binniebunny
What happened to "under no circumstances
will you expose your identities"
aussie.chan
Zip those plump lips of yours shut please
binniebunny
🗿
Wh
minhos.sugarbaby
Okay so let's help him out
le.mainhoe
Can we do this tomorrow I really wanna sleep
aussie.chan
Yeah okay
binniebunny
You can start by telling him obvious
bits about yourself
aussie.chan
Alright I'll see
minhos.sugarbaby
Minhoppa
le.mainhoe
Please never say that again or I'm gonna
have to shut your pretty lips up Jisung
did you just whimper
binniebunny
Lmao that kinky bitch
minhos.sugarbaby
O-Ohmg.. But you're tempting me to say
it again...
aussie.chan
GO TO SLEEP BYE
aussie.chan has deleted the group chat.
a;n
so um we need a short name for our bootiful cult, (or, we can stick w/ minho pretty/ pretty minho dUH)
drop your ideas you stinky midgets (i bet most of you are short so stop hiding. HAH. and you call changbin short? :^D )