Y/n 2nd POV:
"Y/n san! let's have a contest!" You turn and looked at Tanjiro, right now you were at his room with Nezuko awake, you wanted to play with her hair so you did just that by braiding her hair
"Hm? what's the contest?"
"Who can hold their breath the longest!"
"Alright let me do it first, here use my phone to see the timer, EIGHT I'm ready"
"One... two... three... go!" You then stopped breathing for a while making Tanjiro and Nezuko scared
"Woah 4 minutes!" you then started to breathe again like a normal human being once Tanjiro said that
"The trick is not caring whether you live or die" Tanjiro and Nezuko looked at you worriedly while you just shrugged "I'm emo, what do you want?" you then remembered you wanted to talk to Oyakata sama for an event that you wanted to do with your brothers
"oh yeah, what time is it?"
"Uhm... 7 pm"
"Alright then, I better get going" You got up from your place and dusted your clothes
"You can stay here longer, we don't mind!"
"Oh no, I have to get back, if I don't my brother will think I'm dead and cause havoc in my neighborhood" Tanjiro stared at you by furrowing his eyebrows worriedly, while you pack up your stuff "alright Imma head out, take care of Nezuko for me Tanjiro" you patted the demons head while she enjoyed it
"Oh yeah, you too Y/n san!" you went to the door and opened it, taking a glance at the siblings you smiled and walked out to close the door
"better take care of each other you dumbasses" you chuckled and grabbed your phone that was charged on your pocket, you then saw Urokodaki with some newspaper on hand
"going home?"
"no... well yes, but I have to do my job first" he then looked at you and sighed tiredly
"stay safe Y/n" the man patted her head
"When am I not safe?" hearing that the man looked at you in disappointment and you felt that "never mind don't answer that! I better get to work then, see you later Urokodaki san" You bowed and went on your way to Leon's house
"see you again Y/n" you heard the old man spoke from afar, you then started running and jumped to the roof of the other homes knowing that Leon is waiting for you, you called him while you were at Urokodaki's house, noticing you have soo many missions on your plate just by a couple of days
Seeing the bus you dropped from the roof and entered the bus, sitting down you waited for your stop seeing not many people on the bus, hearing a crow cawed made your stomach turned
Something isn't right you thought to yourself
You then shrugged it off thinking that you're just paranoid, so you insert your earphone to your ears and plug it on the phone, you continue to listen to ear rape music
"WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE MEEEEEE"
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"WHAT'S UP FUCKERS!!!" You kicked open the door to Leon's apartment, seeing the boy sitting on a bean bag in front of the tv playing Minecraft with his Xbox...
"GET THE HELL OUTTA MY APARTMENT IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!"
"...BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!?!? WhAt ThE FuCk!?!"
"Oh- Hi Y/n!! hows the final selection- AH!" the young boy dodges a flying katana in his way "dude... are you trying too-" a loud bang could be heard because you closed the door like throwing Sanemi off the window
"YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND!!! IF I'M DYING, YOU'RE DYING WITH ME, AIN'T NO CHOICE!!"
"Wh- WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!"
"THAT MEANS IM PLAYING MINECRAFT WITH YOU!! NOW MOVE OVER BITCH!!" you kicked him aside and sat on the couch
"WHY WOULD YOU KICK ME?!?!"
"oh my god, hol up is that- WHOAH WHAT!?! YOU'RE DATING IN MINECRAFT!?!?"
"SABHJKBDJLADAHLSDVLJSVHA"
"Who the fuck is the 'EpicGurl911' ???" you looked at the screen to see the Minecraft girl name tag "you know this can be a pedophile right?"
"PFFTT I bet shes not!!"
"Have you checked-"
"HERE HAVE YOUR GEARS CHANGE IN THE BATHROOM QUICK!!" He then pushed you to the bathroom handing out your gears
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"So... what are we gonna do?" you spoke near the mic on her jacket, currently you were at the club trying to search for the dangerous person here, it was a loud place filled with smoke and alcohol, you didn't like the place one bit
"You're gonna capture him and tie him on the alleyway with his goons, ill send the cops once you're done"
"Ah... what a tiring thing to do"
"you're the one who agreed to it"
"shut the fuck up, are they going to the restroom yet?"
"they're on the move" hearing that you hurried to the man and passed the crowd with ease, you then saw the man and their two goons entering the male restroom
"don't forget to boom up the music once I'm in, Imma have to break the wall"
"on it" entering the washroom, you acted to wash your hands seeing the goons guarding the stall, you then herd the loud anime music, meaning it's your time to kick ass
once the man came out from the stall, you kicked him with full force making a hole on the wall, the goons tried to hit you but failed miserably, once they were knocked out you started to tie them down on the near pipe
"...wait, a fucking second IS THAT CARAMELlDENSEN SONG??? dear god" you heard the song from the club, turns out the people inside was hyped about the song, letting out their inner otaku "tbh I like the song too"
"EYYYYYY!!!"
"EYYYYYY!!! alright I'm done you can call the cops now" you hopped up to the roof, hearing a crow cawed, you looked up to see many crows circling the place, seeing one black feather fallen, you grabbed it and put it on your pocket for more investigation
"I've called the cops, come back I have some great news!!"
"...alright..."
"Something wrong?"
"ah its nothing, I'll go now" you started to sprint towards Leon's home using a short cut, you felt something was following you, so you went through the long way to your destination
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"GAHHHH IM TIRED!!!" opening the door you closed at and kicked your shoes off from your feet, you plop down on the cold wood floor while Leon looked at you
"Get up, we have a letter from the government"
"WHAT!?!" you sit up "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW YOUR ADDRESS???"
"I told them???"
"...WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!" You started to hit him "YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE??!!"
"IM A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!"
"...BI-"
"Okay okay! let me explain!!! You know my dad right!? he was a vegetarian"
"VETERAN!"
"Yeah that! they told me they knew my dad, he used to be a mercenary and retired to be a hitman"
"Okay, your dad didn't tell me he used to be a mercenary and I'm his successor"
"but he told me..."
"...I call favoritism"
"Anyways, so they wanted to meet with us meaning if we don't were probably screwed even though we run away, so its either we get into jail or accept their offer"
"and the offer is?"
"to work for them"
"...excuse me what?"
GHAHAHHA I've been watching soo many vines I need to stop lmao, anyways I hope you enjoyed this story, I kinda enjoyed writing it in a way