Lemon X Reader

By halpmem

347 10 15

Welcome to the place where I bully you More

You unholy human bean
limes
apples
well people
I have returned
welp
haiiiiii
BANANA
I have returned
um hai

BANANA part two

14 0 0
By halpmem

After the fight I went on a walk and saw a banana not even peeled at very ripe in the sweltering heat I knew I had to save it. There was also a cat so it was a race to get the banana as soon as me and the cat reach it a car zooms by. "God Damn it Reader!!!!!" The banana is squished and its guts are everywhere and I chased after your car.

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