"Okay, now, just walk up there, and greet everyone."
"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Um, yeah? I'm the one who came up with it!"
"ЈҴЅt ԌЄt өҋ ѠЇtӉ Їt ДℓЯЄДԀҰ!"
"Alright! Don't yell at me!"
Kirishima walked up to the tall tree stump that had been made into a makeshift podium, clearing his throat before smirking wildly.
"Hello lovelies, it's me, your favorite character from-"
"Excuse me?!"
"Uh- second, favorite character, from the Wattpad series, Fantasy: Bakugou x Reader! How did that sound?"
"...Eh. Maybe I should just do it-"
"You think you can do better?"
"Ї ҪДҋ Ԁө БЄttЄЯ tӉДҋ tӉДt!"
Bakugou stormed over and rolled his eyes, shoving Kirishima out of the way as he slammed his hands down onto the tree stump podium.
"ℓЇЅtЄҋ Ҵҏ ℓөЅЄЯЅ. Їt'Ѕ ӍЄ, ҰөҴЯ ҒДѴөЯЇtЄ ҪӉДЯДҪtЄЯ ҒЯөӍ ҒДҋtДЅҰ, tӉЄ ЅЄЯЇЄЅ. ѠӉДtЄѴЄЯ Їt'Ѕ ҪДℓℓЄԀ- tӉЄ tЇtℓЄ ЇЅ Д ѠөЯҜ Їҋ ҏЯөԌЯЄЅЅ. ДҋҰѠДҰЅ-"
He looked over and smiled widely, his teeth glinting in the sunlight.
"Ї, ҏЯЇҋҪЄ БДҜҴԌөҴ ҜДtЅҴҜЇ, tӉөҴԌӉt Їt ѠөҴℓԀ БЄ Д ԌөөԀ ЇԀЄД tө ҪЯЄДtЄ Д ℓЇttℓЄ ℓЇԌӉtӉЄДЯtЄԀ ЅЄЯЇЄЅ ҒөЯ ӍЄ ДҋԀ tӉЄ ЯЄЅt өҒ tӉЄ ҪДЅt өҒ ҪӉДЯДҪtЄЯЅ. ЇЅ Їt ҒөЯ ҰөҴ ԌҴҰЅ? ҋө, Їt'Ѕ ӍөЅtℓҰ ҒөЯ ҴЅ, БҴt ҰөҴ ℓөѴЄ ДҋҰtӉЇҋԌ ѠЇtӉ ӍЄ Їҋ Їt, Ѕө ѠӉҰ ҋөt ҪДҏЇtДℓЇѯЄ өҋ tӉДt?"
"What the hell is he even saying?"
"Well, first of all, he said it was his idea, not yours, second-"
"EXCUSE ME?!"
Bakugou smirked and cocked his head, laughing playfully.
"ДҋԀ ѠӉДt ЇЅ ЅӉЄ ҰЄℓℓЇҋԌ ДБөҴt? Ї'Ӎ ӍДҜЇҋԌ tӉЇЅ tӉЇҋԌ ҒҴҋ ҒөЯ ЄѴЄЯҰөҋ- ӉЄҰ!"
"Sorry everyone, I should've just been the one to announce this from the beginning."
She cleared her throat and shoved Bakugou out of the way, growling and shoving him again as he tried to move her out of the way.
"Hello! It's me, the Main Character! I go by a lot of different names, so call me whatever you'd like! As I'm pretty sure Katsuki stated, this is just a nice, laid back mini series, similar to the side stories! Those are all fun and good, but the Author can't seem to not add in drama, tragedy, and hints to the ending of the story."
Bakugou huffed and wrapped his arms around her waist, ignoring Kirishima as he smiled and waved at the two, tears threatening to fall from his eyes.
"You're doing great, sweetie!"
"I know I am, be quiet! Anyways!"
She struggled out of Bakugous grasp, shrugging him off as he followed behind her, trying to hold her hand. Moving over to a chart board, she picked up a nearby stick and pointed at the chart, showing off the numbers that really had no meaning and were just a distraction to get Bakugou out of everyones hair for five minutes.
"As you can see, the Author gets a lot of questions in the comments, and even in direct messages, about the series and her writing, but WE, don't get any!"
She motioned between herself, Bakugou, and Kirishima, before pointing over to a nearby clearing.
"As well as all of the other characters you have met, and even the ones you have yet to meet!"
"ҰөҴ tДℓҜ Ѕө ӍҴҪӉ Їt'Ѕ ҏҴttЇҋԌ ԀЄҜҴ tө ЅӉДӍЄ, ЈҴЅt ԌЄt Їt өҴt Їҋ өҋЄ ҏДЯДԌЯДҏӉ!"
Her eye twitched, hitting Bakugou with the stick as he dragged her out of sight, growling and arguing back and forth. Kirishima groaned and ruffled his own hair, smiling awkwardly.
"Well, they're gone, so...hello ladies-"
"Just explain it, Eijirou!"
"Okay, okay! So, the idea is that this is an opportunity to ask the characters questions! You can ask any of us, the people we've met, the people we haven't met, and even people you haven't met! We have the ability to get a hold of anyone you'd like to hear from or ask about! And uh, don't ask how-"
He leaned forward, covering his mouth slightly as he nodded his head.
"I'm gonna be honest, I don't think the Author even knows what she's doing right now. I think she's losing it at this point-"
He leaned back, wincing as he heard Bakugou shout in pain from behind a tree, the main character shouting and cursing back.
"A-Anyways, this is how it'll work;"
The redhead began to stroll through the forest, the trees wavering in the wind. He looked over with a seductive smirk, his eyelids lowering slightly.
"You can comment anywhere on here where you'd like, and it can be addressed to anyone! Just let us know who you'd like to see, and what you'd want to know, or see them do! Very rarely will a character be unavailable, but we will try our best to get who we can!"
"And that's a promise!"
She called out from behind the tree, Bakugou shoving her back out into the open. Her hair was messier than before with her top slightly altered, an irritated expression painted on her face while Bakugou wore a smug grin. The blonde smirked and dragged her closer, wrapping one arm around her waist and the other around Kirishimas shoulders.
"ДҋԀ ҋөtӉЇҋԌ ЅtҴҏЇԀ өҜДҰ? Ԁөҋ't Ԍө ДЅҜЇҋԌ ӉЄЯ ѠӉДt ЅӉЄ tӉЇҋҜЅ ДБөҴt ӍЄ ӍДЯЯҰЇҋԌ ӉЄЯ, өЯ ЇҒ ДҋҰөҋЄ ЇЅ ԌөЇҋԌ tө ԀЇЄ, өЯ ДҋҰtӉЇҋԌ ДБөҴt өҴЯ ЅЄӝ ℓЇҒЄ-"
"БДҜҴԌөҴ ҜДtЅҴҜЇ!"
Kirishima groaned and shushed the prince, rolling his eyes as Bakugou stuck his tongue out. The main character smiled and waved, shouting over the boys bickering.
"We'll be waiting for your comments and questions! We hope you guys enjoy this mini series while you continue to wait for more chapters! And...and what do they say? Plus Ultra?"
"I'm pretty sure."
"өЇ, Ԁөҋ't ЇԌҋөЯЄ ӍЄ ЅӉЇttҰ ӉДЇЯ!"
"Plus Ultra!"