A tsunami rolls into the arena.
Jenson Button holds Alexander Albon underwater to drown.
"Blub, blub."
Daniel Ricciardo survives.
"BAM!"
Lando Norris survives.
"Water looks like milk, but it isn't so I will run away."
Lewis Hamilton survives.
"Six times world champion!"
Roscoe and Romain Grosjean smash their heads together as the tsunami rolls in, leaving them both to drown.
"Auwauwauwauw!" "Ai."
Carlos Sainz and Lance Stroll smash their heads together as the tsunami rolls in, leaving them both to drown.
"Chili gods, I am going to you!" "Daddy, why?"
Antonio Giovinazzi survives.
"Mamma mia, that was intense!"
Coco and Fernando Alonso smash their heads together as the tsunami rolls in, leaving them both to drown.
"Bark bark, bark (Dogs can't swim)." "I am too old for this."
Sebastian Vettel holds Daniil Kvyat underwater to drown.
"Seb, that blub was an accident blub." "Don't care, you came into me as a torpedo back in China."
Valtteri Bottas survives.
"Where's Kimi? Is he dead? Am I the winning Fin?"
Max Verstappen survives.
"Dutch weather, this is not it."
Nico Hulkenberg fatally injures himself on debris.
"Ouch, wooden stake. Does this mean I am a Vampire?"