Night 1
Romain Grosjean receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
"Can you eat this?"
Carlos Sainz passes out from exhaustion.
"Lando? Alex? Bwoaahhhhhhh."
Roscoe sets up camp for the night.
"Bark."
Nico Hulkenberg receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
"Niceeeeee. Kevin I am going to suck your balls!"
Valtteri Bottas tends to his wounds.
"Aaaah, it hurts. No Valtteri, you are a full-grown man, you can do this!"
Alexander Albon and Sebastian Vettel work together to drown Sergio Perez.
"You with your filthy Mercedes motor! We will have our revenge."
Jenson Button defeats Kevin Magnussen in a fight but spares his life.
"Gotcha." "No, I need to find Nico before I die!" "Okay bye, good luck."
Antonio Giovinazzi severely injures Kimi Raikkonen and leaves him to die.
"Bwoah, can I have some ice cream before I die?" "Mm mm, yeah okay. Here." "Bwoah."
Max Verstappen questions his sanity.
"Why isn't it raining? Where is the Dutch weather?"
Daniel Ricciardo and Coco hold hands.
"Isn't this a bit weird Coco, I mean what would Lewis think of this?" "Bark."
Robert Kubica dies of dysentery.
"First my arm, now this. Why did I ever deserve such a thing?"
Lewis Hamilton fends Lando Norris, Daniil Kvyat, and Lance Stroll away from his fire.
"OMG, it's Lewis Hamilton, world champion!" "Go away, I don't want you as fans!" "Nooo, Lew!"
Fernando Alonso looks at the night sky.
"Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. You would almost forget that you are in a murderous game."