I dare you to listen to him for 10 minutes if you even can.
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Okay so first off Let's E.N.D. This is almost over. And also sorry about my sudden halt in updating chapters. I was very busy will school plus....don't kill me but I was just needed a break and mainly I was just plain old lazy. But don't worry I back in business and stuff so yeah. Also during my break I read tons of NaLu fanfictions that gave me some ideas. NaLu forever!!!
Too lazy to fix errors right now
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Robin Pov
With new hope and determination Fairy Tail is ready to risk their own stupid lives for some monster that'll kill me when he finds out I betrayed him.. I had so much to do in my life. Like bother Lucy till she gets married. Then her life will be already over without me. About having to do something that marriage means your life is over, run away from Scarlet when she finds I ate her cake, bother Gray with Ur, Silver, and Deliora jokes, and much much more. I'm just too sexy to die. Why do all the sexy people like me have to suffer from such peasants?!?
I decided to run over to Commander Memon who was beside Erza ready to charge. "Hey girls...can you protect me? For like this whole battle and when Erza finds out I ate all her cakeeeeeee oooooohhh um...I mean.." I stopped myself from talking as I hid behind Memon. "Every man for himself Robin." Rebecca told me but Erza's face said a different story. "WAIT YOU ATE MY CAKE?!? YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH-" Erza was about to slice of my glorious face off but Memon held her off. "MEMON!! LET ME KILL THIS FREAK!! CAKE MURDERER!!" Erza screamed.
"SAYS THE ONE WHO-" I felt a hard blow go to my cheek forcing saliva to fly out my mouth, noticing it was Erza who broke loose. "Hey hey don't kill me but...um. Oh yeah!! You know E.N.D. ate more cake than me? Yeah!! He ate all the cake inside the guild itself with the poor cake screaming for mercy!!" I lied trying to save my precious soul.
"E.N.D. YOU SHALL PAY FOR KILLING INNOCENT CAKE ONLY ONES OF GLORIOUS AND PURE MOUTHS CAN EAT SUCH KINDS OF CHEESE CAKE!!!" Erza cried out jumping up to walk right up to him.
I sighed that I was okay from that little devil. Scarlet isn't just dumb but Dragneel stupid. I mean how do you multiply 5 - 8 and get 59 cheeseburgers?!? It's freaking 6.78 whales. I'm just too smart for the world. Too much sexy in me to be compared to people.
"Humans are dense creatures.." he spoke looking down at furious Erza looking as if he was deciding to kill her quick or let her suffer a painful long death. In return Erza attempted to punched him making him only snarl at her throwing a charge attack as Scarlet dodged skillfully. She did not hurt him however, instead she just highly annoyed him.
"THOSE WHO KILLS CAKE ARE DENSE YOU PSYCHOPATH!!" everybody sweat dropped, looking at Erza's sudden outburst then at me. "H-hey.....you should thank me for turning her on." I chuckled at my pun. I saw Fairy Tail's master sighing as he rubbed his temples.
"CHARGE!!" Jellal interrupted as everyone went to attack E.N.D. I for one decided to watch from above so my pure body stays more Kawaii then that blue mug-rat Crappy I think. Who the heck names a mug-rat Crappy though?!? Or was it happy? I decided to teleport to the part of the battle field where fallen soldiers were and where the battle had stopped. I never enjoyed war or fighting. It was always painful to see or watch, but I had to deal with it. I learned to mask many things to hide my true feelings.
I couldn't pity myself I'm suppose to be happy all the time not feel like shity shit. This war is driving people insane and I don't want or actually fight. My main goal was only to help Lucy yet, that made me have to do other people's crap. I kicked a helmet on the ground glancing at scratches and blood marks on the rusty armor.
They have no chance against E.N.D. I can't find a way to..there is no way fate would allow us to defeat it. But Heartfillia has proved us wrong. She rewrote her own destiny and got stronger mentally and physically. I smirked, even if there is a slight chance of us winning I bet Fairy Tail would pull it off. They always somehow do and it'll never cease to amaze me.
I looked at those idiots fight the most powerful demon in the world. They were holding up a good fight but I know they wouldn't last for long. One mage caught my eye she was a small one looked about 11 or 12 fall to the ground as tears sprang in her chocolate orbs. Her dark blue hair covered most of her bruised face that came from battle.
"It's too much..we won't last that long.."she whimpered. "Hey!! Kid!! Yeah you with the flat chest!!" I yelled out to her as I ran closer to the mage but my comment only made her cry even louder. "Okay okay okay I'm sorry just teasing I have a problem with teasing! Having a flat chest isn't so bad in fact it's cute but your still young-" I was interrupted by the wizard's giggle that quickly turned back into a sad sigh.
Something told me to cheer her up so I was of course determined to. "Hey..what's your name?" I asked her. "Wendy..Wendy Marvell."she murmured. "What's wrong kid?" I looked at her as she cradled herself rocking slowly back and forth flinching each time she heard a scream or a loud boom. "We can't win, I can't heal anybody currently my magic energy is low I can feel it, plus I can't find Carla.."she whimpered.
"You know Fairy Tail is known to do the impossible. But everything will end up alright in the end I promise..And with that mug-rat Henry, she'll be alright."I smiled at Wendy.
"Are you sure?"she asked me looking me in the eyes. I crouched down beside her holding my elbow in front of me. "What are you doing?"she looked at me weird. "I'm going to give you a Fairy promise we'll win or..well actually we'll be dead so I can't do anything if I'm wrong." I admitted making a tiny smile creep on her face.
Wendy held up her skinny elbow to mine as I "Fairy" promised her that we'll win. "Wendy you're staying with me till the battle is over by the way." I told her as her eyes flew wide open. "W-why I can help everybody else!!"she tried to tell me.
"We are going to find a way to stop this mess. Think of it as your guild will be distracting E.N.D while we find a way to stop it." I explain to Wendy who nodded eventually agreeing with my brilliant idea however, still looking unsure.
"Where are we going to go?"she asked. "To the guild we are going to research." I smirked grabbing her hand as I teleported us back to Fairy Tail guild.
Wendy looked dazed as she wobbled to a seat in the guild. "First time teleporting kid?" I chuckled. She nodded, "Plus my magic energy is kinda low.."she reminded me. I nodded as I sat beside her. "Um so you know anything about how to defeat demons?" I questioned her. "Not really..It would of been smarter to bring Levy-san instead of me I only know how to heal and do some remedies." Wendy sighed.
"Hey look I brought you with me for a reason. I know you would be the best at helping me. That short bookworm mage chick isn't bad but you'll help more I just know it!! Plus that random punk ugly looking dragon slayer bulldog would eat me alive if I took his shrimp. I think he wants to eat her." I nudged Wendy as she smiled a bit.
"Um about the demon thing..I think I have an idea on how to defeat him..um-" Wendy looked at me not knowing what to call me "Robin..Robin Yamagata." I told her. "Robin-san..are you related to Dr.Yamagata!?" Wendy asked as her eyes widened with excitement.
I nodded, " Dr.Yamagata is my father.." I told her. She was excited "I read all about him!! He made all sorts of important medical discoveries!!" Wendy chimed.
I smiled knowing she was happy and excited, talking to me unlike the other one I first met that was shy, scared, and timid. "Whoa kid never knew you could be excited." I joked.
"Oh I'm sorry Robin-san..."she blushed. "No no no it's fine I just tease a lot. Now let's get started researching how to find a way to stop E.N.D." I announced getting up to walk in the direction of the library with sky dragon slayer Wendy Marvell following me from behind.
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"Did you find anything else?" I asked Wendy who was looking through the library for books that can help us find a way to stop E.N.D with me.
"No Robin-san."she replied to me as she carried a couple books that we found to be useful to a table in the guild's library.
I yawned as I jumped down from the ladder I was on pretending to search for books from high up landing on the ground. I walked to Wendy who was skimming through books with those weird glasses that help you read fast. I'll call them fasses. Don't you dare criticize me on my new word it's fasses now.
"Wendy take a break." I told her as I flicked her fasses she had on. "But Robin-san the rest of Fairy Tail is counting on us."she pouted about to complain. Wendy was a big help and was working diligently while I wasn't working at all. It wasn't like I just brought her to do the work for me that I thought of doing but too lazy to do it....I was just er....tired. Being senpai takes effort.
"Break before I break the fasses."she snickered at my comment. "Fasses? What's that you mean-" I interrupted her, " Forget what they were originally called for now own it's fasses." I told her only to make her giggle.
"Robin-San while we take a break can you tell me about your life before...er..well here?" Wendy asked. "Man you're getting quite bold and comfortable around me kid!! Well I'll tell you my origin story now don't ask Lucy or General Memon if it's true they'll just say I'm bluffing cause their jealous of my awesomely awesome awesomeness." Wendy nodded as she put her whole attention on me.
" Once upon a time there was a couple who wanted a baby but couldn't have one then one day a awesome baby fell from the sky. He was the most sexy baby there was in the world and so pure. Of course the couple took me in and gave me the epic name Robin. But then at age two when my father went to the lab and I was alone with my mother, ninjas attacked. Narutoomubo or something like that. Of course with the holy baby I was I destroyed them with a flick though the girl with the pink hair wouldn't fight me cause she was fawning over my hotness. And that gorilla looking guy with the black hair died instantly. Later on in my life I fought many legends and destroyed them all with just a flick of my finger though the Puffy...Luffy..Francis guy always ran away. But my parents were proud to be able to raise this stuff. Until a girl begged my awesome self to help her and I was her senpai...it was that Lucy chick. And I helped her and stuff and now I'm here. The moral of the story Wendy is that I am gluten free." Wendy gave me the weirdest look.
"Um Robin-san I'm confused.."she told me trying to process my story. "Don't be, just take your time to take it in." I joked. "Okay okay listen kid I know this is hard to believe but I was joking that's not my real story. I never told anyone my true story...only you and General Memon." I confessed.
"Not even Lucy-san knows?"Wendy was astonished. "Why the hell you give her a honorific? Never mind but yeah even she doesn't know." I forced a smile on my face.
"Robin-San what's wrong?" Wendy gave me a sympathetic face. I didn't know what she was talking about until I felt a wet liquid fall down my face as my eyes started to get the burning sensation. "I wonder how long since I last cried.." I forced a fake laugh.
"Robin-san are you okay?" Wendy asked me. "Yes...I'm not..I've never been okay I have just trying to be optimistic so others won't face the same pain I felt. Sometimes Wendy....the people who have the biggest smile felt the biggest pain." Wendy frowned as she raised her elbow to me.
"What are you doing?" I sniffed. "As your friend I want to help you Robin-San, so I'll Fairy promise you I'll make you happy or I won't smile again." Wendy promised.
"What?!? No kid I can't do that!!" I was shocked at her words. "I promise I'll make you happy again."she raised her arm higher and closer to mine. "You're a sweet kid and a nice friend Wendy." I gave up finally touching my elbow with hers.
"Robin-San tell me your true backstory the other one was erm just...." Wendy stopped herself as I felt a smile creep to my face slowly however I forced it away as I frowned again.
"Okay Wendy but you'll keep it just between us. Because I'm not promising anything else." I asked her as she nodded.
"Okay where to I begin..." I sighed. "Just know your opinion on Dr.Yamagata will change."
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Soo here you go the chapter. I know it sucks but I'm getting back into the writing feeling again so I dragged the story out a bit, giving Robin some spot light. Errors might be here or there but once this fanfic is over I shall edit it. So...who here likes Robin??????? I do!!! He's so fun to write in his Pov. I want a Robin as I friend... :'(
Anyways have a good day/night.
~Chickenbutter