By the next day Peter was back with his bounding energy. He bounded into the common room with a huge grin. The Avengers were all gathered around the room some reading, others drawing, some watching T.V., and others nursing pots of coffee.
"Hey guys, I want to introduce you to someone."
Steve and Nat turned to him curiously while the Tony made a noise that sounded like curiosity but was muffled by the coffee pot pressed to his lips.
"Who is it, Peter?" Steve asked.
"I introduce you to the amazing, the astounding, the incredible RAAJA!!!!!!"
"You forgot to say magnificent."
Peter stuck his tongue out at the ceiling. "Well if that's the way you wanna be then fine. I don't have to make you a body."
"You will, or I will play the Baby Shark endlessly."
Peter gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"
"Just try me."
Peter narrowed his eyes at the ceiling.
"Wait, who is this RAAJA? Is she like Tony's friend JARVIS?" Thor asked.
"I am way superior to that piece of coded rubbish." came an indignant voice from the ceiling.
"What did you just say?" asked Tony narrowing his eyes. "You did not just insult my baby."
"Oh I just did. My creator is much superior to you."
"Is that so." Tony said turning his narrowed gaze to Peter.
"Um, well, Mr. Stark you've already met RAAJA. RAAJA, these are the rest of the Avengers." Peter stammered.
"It is a pleasure to meet you all. Thank you for taking care of Peter. He can be quite reckless at times."
"RAAJA" Peter said through gritted teeth, his face turning red.
"Oh, it was no problem. Peter can behave like quite the child." Tony said grinning at Peter.
"Uggh! I hate you all!" Peter said.
"Sure you do, kid." Tony smiled and Peter glared at him.
"Peter is much to sweet of a thing to hate anybody." RAAJA said and Tony chuckled.
"That's it! You're going back to programing!" Peter pointed a finger at the ceiling.
"Oh, really?"
Music began playing over the speakers.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby shark
"Nooo!!!" Peter screamed.
Two hours later
Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Mommy shark
"Someone silence that thing!" Nat said.
"Ha, ha! I can just take out my hearing aids!" Clint laughed and then proceeded to run as Natasha chased him around the room.
"What is this strange battle song that does not end?" Thor asked.
Steve was gritting his teeth gripping a pencil tightly. A pile of broken pencils was beside him.
"Shut that thing off!!!" Bruce said looking a little green.
"I can't! My systems are all blocked! It's taken over everything!" Tony said.
Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Daddy shark
"I'm sorry RAAJA!" Peter said pressing his hands against his ears.
Laughter echoed ominously over the speakers.
Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandma shark
Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Grandpa shark
Let's go swim, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let's go swim, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let's go swim, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Let's go swim
There's a shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
There's a shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
There's a shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
There's a shark
Swim away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Swim away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Swim away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Swim away
Shark attack, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Shark attack, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Shark attack, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Shark attack
C P R, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
C P R, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
C P R, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
C P R
It's not working, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
It's not working, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
It's not working, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
It's not working
Going to heaven, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Going to heaven, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Going to heaven, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Going to heaven
Ok, first of all, I know Clint's not deaf in the movies, but he is in some of the comics. So I decided to make him in this story.
Second of all, I know that's not how the actual song goes, but that is the version I learned.
Thank you all for reading!
Sayonara peoples!