*Imagine Doja cat reading a mean tweet in an interview about yours and hers relationship*
"Alright next tweet!" The interviewer said as he was ready to see what was next
Him and Doja were having fun and the guy was really nice it was just a blast, you were at home because you had stuff to work on but wish you were there
"Alright, um 'Doja I dont know why y/n is even dating you, you're such a slut and she's too good for you, i can't wait until she comes to her senses and leaves you."
Doja was speachless and so was the interviewer, he started apologizing for her having to read that but she just laughed
"Its just so funny to see these hate comments and stuff because they think I'm gonna cheat on y/n or something, like she's my world and she knows im a sexual person, and she's like super cool with it. She is like the least jealous person and the sweetest person I've ever met, plus i know she's to good for me, but im a bad bitch and so is she, we're just made for each other, so uh yeah jokes on you guys cause there aint no way she's leaving my ass, im holding on to her, so suck it!"
The interviewer laughed with her glad she was ok after that comment which meant they could keep going
And Doja was just glad to have you in her life, knowing you loved her despite all the weird shit and sexual shit she does, you were hers and nothing would change that