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Thanks onto the chapter
Luna: I am sorry everyone but uh your author is uh keeping her ducks and um 2 have been killed for hating the ducks.
Flashback:
Blaise: Can you just get rid of your ducks?
Everyone but me: *gasps* thats a death sentance
Blaise: There is no way that she will actually kill us!
Me: DUCKIES YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
DUCKS: *kills Blaise by pecking him to death and I throw a butter knife at him*
Blaise: AHHHHH I TAKE IT BACK! OW IT HURTS HE-
An hour later:
Hermione: Hello everyone, we are here to mourn the death of one Blaise Zabini whom died for trying to save all our lives from the ducks. His death proved that the ducks can and will kill. Also we learned that the author is insane! We think someone put something in her drink or is controling her. We are sorry for the incovenience.
Me: DUCKS ATTACK. SHE THINKS THAT DUCKS ARE NOT CUTE
An hour later:
Draco: Hello everyone, we got our author to calm down. We are hear to mourn Hermione's death-breaks down cryine
Current time:
Harry: WHO MADE HER INSANE?
Everyone but me and those that died: IDK
Luna: uh I might have spiked her drink....
Harry: IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT THAT THE UGLY DUCKS ARE ATTACKING US.
He realized his mistake to late and was killed by ducks.
ME: *wakes up* What happened and why are their bodies?
I look through their memories and pale but turn to Luna
Me: Luna. I will have my revenge.
In everyone's but Luna's mind: I will have revenge!
Luna: *gulps*
Me: Next time we will play truth or dare! BYE! LUNA I HOPE I AM IN YOUR NIGHTMARES