Ultear: Did you two kiss yet?
Jellal: WHAT!!??
Ultear: Oh sorry I forgot about your fiancé
Jellal: Stop this at once Ultear
Erza: I already know, Ultear. Jellal always was a horrible lier.
Jellal: WHAT??!!
Ultear: You never answered my question. Did you and Jellal kiss yet?
Erza: No, unfortunately. Jellal, come to my house and bring me some strawberry cake while your at it.
Jellal: What?
Erza: Bring. Me. Cake. Now. And a kiss too.
Jellal: Erza, no.
Erza: Fine. Two cakes. And a kiss. Now.
Jellal: Ultear, you will pay.
Ultear: Erza, I'm counting on you to send me a video so that me and Meredy can stop stalking you too and still see the kiss.
Erza: Will do.
Jellal: You've been stalking us??!!
Ultear: Yes, Jellal.
Jellal: I shall never forgive you, Ultear.
Ultear: I'll make you forgive me!
Erza: Now, now you two. Enough of that. Ultear, stop stalking us, please.
Ultear: Look in your closet.
Erza: Ultear! What were you doing in my closet?
Ultear: Waiting for Jellal to come to your house and finally kiss you. Jellal, look under your bed.
Meredy has been added to the chat by Ultear
Jellal: Meredy! What were you doing under my bed?
Meredy: Ultear already explained it to Erza.
Jellal: When I get my hands on you two...
Ultear: Tut tut! Save the words of love for Erza.
Jellal: You will pay more than Meredy, Ultear. Prepare yourself.
Erza: Jellal!
Jellal: What?
Erza: Where. Are. My. Cakes????
Jellal: I'm on my way right now!