hello? ✰ jirou kyoka

By passionfr00t

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two clueless lesbians and a messaging app More

[ ONE ] the masterplan
[ TWO ] angel
[ THREE ] tea party
[ FOUR ] guessing game
[ FIVE ] now we know
[ SEVEN ] spontaneous celebration
[ EIGHT ] surprise
[ NINE ] gift
[ TEN ] brokenhearted
[ ELEVEN ] coward
[ TWELVE ] preparation
[ THIRTEEN ] confrontation
[ FOURTEEN ] daytrip
[ FIFTEEN ] save the date
[ SIXTEEN ] unless i'm mineta
[ SEVENTEEN ] late night chats
[ EIGHTEEN ] soulmates
[ NINETEEN ] disasters
[ TWENTY ] lucky me / part one
[ TWENTY-ONE ] off / part two
[ TWENTY-TWO ] reveal / part three
[ TWENTY-THREE ] and now
[ TWENTY-FOUR ] epilogue

[ SIX ] ruled out

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guitarbby 💕:
- so if you're a girl
- and i'm a girl
- and you apparently have
a crush on me
- does that mean you're gay??

me:
- outstanding revelation
- yes clearly lmao

guitarbby 💕:
- WAIT so then
- if you're a girl in class 1-a
- you could be either
uraraka, momo, y/n,
hagakure, mina, or tsuyu

me:
- yep that's right

guitarbby 💕:
- WOAH

me:
- you seem so shocked

guitarbby 💕:
- um ofc that narrows
my options so much
- uraraka likes deku so
you're not her

me:
- who knows if that's true
- it's certainly a good cover

guitarbby 💕:
- damn you're right
- then again why would
you want your gay crush to
think you're straight
- that's like the opposite of
sending a signal

me:
- still can't rule out
that possibility

guitarbby 💕:
- hmm
- you seem to be pushing
uraraka's case a lot
- are you her?

me:
- can't tell you
- but i'll make a case against
each one of your guesses
- i gotta keep this interesting

guitarbby 💕:
- angel you're goddamn insane

me:

guitarbby 💕:
- that was absolutely not
a compliment

me:
- shh let me have my moment

guitarbby 💕:
- i'm sure you're not hagakure

me:
- and why's that

guitarbby 💕:
- she likes ojiro i think
- plus she has no lesbian vibes
- we can detect our kind

me:
- *GASP*
- jirou are you stereotyping

guitarbby 💕:
- nah i'm just going off
of instinct

me:
- whatever you say babe
- can't argue with that

guitarbby 💕:
- tsu, momo, or y/n are the strongest
possibilities rn
- but even then i can't be too
sure
- can you give me another hint

me:
- well,,,
- my score for the final
was in the top ten

guitarbby 💕:
- okay so not mina

me:

guitarbby 💕:
- shdgskakj i'm not trying
to be mean i'm just saying
- but also how am i supposed to
know everyone's score for the
finals?!

me:
- well you ruled out one
person so i consider that a
win on your part
- i feel like this is getting
too easy for you

guitarbby 💕:
- i have five total options
left
- unless you've been lying
about all this and you really
are mineta

me:
- I SWEAR I'M NOT

guitarbby 💕:
- i hope you're being honest
- i'd take anyone over mineta

me:
- seconded
- but i only want you 🥺

guitarbby 💕:
- hoe don't make me catch
feelings for someone i don't
even know

me:
- that's exactly my goal
- oh gtg i have to make dinner

guitarbby 💕:
- okay
- nice talking to you, angel :)

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