So...
*panting heavily*
I'm.....
I'm sorry
So...
I just learned how to ride a bike...
(without training wheels)
It's *pant* so *pant* fucking *pant* hot *pant*
I successfully rode a bike, downhill, mind you, four fucking times.
I'm so fucking tired.
CinemaSins voice: Roll credits
My mom says she's gonna record it and send it to my uncle, and she said I can post it on the internet. I'm gonna put that in this book when that happens.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I need a cold shower.
Kay, bye my sweet little blueberry muffins
Sincerely and tiredly, your worst fucking nightmare
Love y'all
Peace <3