We all got home and ordered Chinese food
Once the food got here we started eating at the dining table
We were all laughing now because Uncle Nesto and Uncle Varo are fighting over a cookie da fuck? These niggas smh
"Nigga I saw it first, let go" Uncle Nesto said
"I don't give two shits if Obama touched it first, It's food and it looks delicious so I'ma have it" Uncle Varo said
"Hold up I got a solution to this problem" Josiah said standing up and taking the cookie
"I get to decide who gets the cookie" he says unwrapping it
Then he took a bite
Uncle Nesto and Uncle Varo gasp
"Mmm its good, you should try it" he says to them sitting down while laughing
I was weak right now, I can't
Suddenly the window shattered and a There was a brick with a note attached to it
It read
You're lucky, the lil man didn't die, we're specifically targeting him, But since the nigga survived, I suggest sleeping with your eyes open or just watch your back, either way, we're not done with you
God damnit