Dirty Hetalia Confessions

By PaperLettuce

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Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be t... More

Dirty Hetalia Confessions
Austria (and Miss Hungary)
Japan
France
America
Italy
Spain
Poland
Canada
Prussia
China
England
Romano
Germany
2p Canada
2p England
Sweden
Denmark (Denny-poo)
WOW SORRY
;-; thank you
Fem!America
Iceland
2p Germany and 2p Italy
Fem!Prussia
Ukraine
Sealand
OC's
Fem! Scotland
Chibi Siberia! (Sarah)
Fantasia (Alice)
Sicily (Alisea)
Fem! England
Finland
2pFem!England (Olivia)
THANK YOU ALL
Switzerland
Lithuania
Estonia
Latvia
2p!America
Netherlands (Neddy-baby)
2p!Japan
Fem!Romano
Fem!China
Russia
Greece
Liechtenstein
Seychelles
Update!
Cyprus
Cuba
2p!England
News!
Im back!
Norway
2p!Russia
2p!Lithuania
Goodbye
((Hey hey hey))
(Im sorry >~>))
(One more thing... (again))

France (again)

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By PaperLettuce

"Ha! The bottle landed on me! I get to tell a dirty story." Everyone groaned. France smirked. "My story is that I had amazing sex with Germany!" Germany face flushed red. "I told you not to tell anyone idiot!" "It was when he 'occupied' me in 1940. Almost 5 years of amazing sex~" Everyone was super shocked that Germany did France. I mean, it seems unlikely right? France did his little laugh and spun the bottle.

France (again)

"Ha! The bottle landed on me! I get to tell a dirty story." Everyone groaned. France smirked. "My story is that I had amazing sex with Germany!" Germany face flushed red. "I told you not to tell anyone idiot!" "It was when he 'occupied' me in 1940. Almost 5 years of amazing sex~" Everyone was super shocked that Germany did France. I mean, it seems unlikely right? France did his little laugh and spun the bottle.

((Shit, now I ship this too.))

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