KARTIK'S POV
"Dad.....who's this Sajju Bhai?", Siya asked me from beside as all of us stood there with our hands up.
"You don't know him! He is the gangster of Udaipur", I replied.
"Sorry guys....you're stuck here because of me", Naira apologised and I looked at her.
"Are you mad Naira? I'm happy being here with you", I said and smiled at her. She smiled back at me.
"That means this whole family of Abhishek is not his real family....they are mafia people", Abir said from behind.
"You got it now? Why do you always have late realisations Abir?", Mishti scolded him.
"Dad....my hands are paining", Ahana whined. I looked at her. She was trying so hard to keep her hands up.
"Abhishek....what's wrong with you bro? Can't we just finish this....don't punish these people and my kids for my sake", I pleaded him trying to make him understand.
"Yeah...I had just come here to eat", a young boy said. He looked at Naman Uncle.
"Uncle....there is less salt in chole", the young boy informed Naman Uncle and Abhishek pointed the gun at him.
"Shut up now or else", Abhishek started to pull the trigger.
"Okay....okay I'm shutting up", the young boy said and stood straight.
"Listen...I work for Sajju bhai. I'm his favourite man...and you spoiled my marriage. So its ur end Kartik Goenka", Abhishek said chuckling.
"Aye yede....himmat hai toh mere Kartik ko haath lagakar dikha. Woh sirf mera maal hai...isey sirf main hi haath laga sakti hoon", Naira said in her sherni tone winking at me.
Abhishek glared at her. Just then one of his men entered.
"Sajju bhai came....Sajju bhai came", he was exclaiming in that Jaya Bachchan's tone from Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.
"Haan bas Aaaaaaaaaaaaa ki kami thi", I said and Naira laughed silently.
"Aa rela hai apun", Sajju bhai exclaimed from outside and all of us gulped in fear. Laila main Laila theme music began playing.
And there he entered in munna bhai's black Kurta, highly polished shoes, salman khan's watch, goggles and bappi lehri's jewellery.
"Sajju bhai", Abhishek said excited and rushed towards him.
Sajju bhai slapped him hardly. Abhishek was shocked.
"Sajju bhai nahi yede...sajju dada bol sajju dada", Sajju bha- oops sorry sajju dada ordered him.
"Sajju dada", Abhishek said holding his cheek.
Sajju dada again slapped him.
"Ji kaun bolega....saala ijjat karna bhool gaya hai", Sajju dada said and slapped him again.
"Ji Sajju Dada ji", Abhishek said his voice shaking. Sajju dada rubbed his forehead and slapped him once again.
"Dada ji kisko bola re....dada ji hoga tera baap!", Sajju dada said and slapped him once again.
"Huh....favourite man!", I mocked at
Abhishek and he glared at me.
"Sajju dada",Siya called him. I looked at her worried.
"Siya shut up", I muttered but she didn't listen.
Sajju dada looked at her.
"Haan bol re chokri", Sajju dada said as he sat down at the doorstep.
"My dad said you're the gangster of Udaipur. But u look and sound like a tapori of Mumbai. So are u from Mumbai or Udaipur?", Siya asked confused.
Sajju dada looked down and rubbed his forehead.
"Sorry Naira....today my daughter is gonna get us killed", I said silently near her ear.
"Siya....apologise now", I whispered loudly enough for her to listen.
"Dekh chokri....apun ka bujiness mumbai mein tha lekin apun udaipur shift ho gaya. Isme tere ko itni kya panchayat hai re....my bujiness is my bujiness none of ur bujiness", Sajju dada said.
"Oh...", Siya replied and nodded.
"Pleaj put ur hands down", Sajju dada said and all of us placed our hands down.
"Sajju Dada...he is the man-", Abhishek began to say pointing at me but Sajju dada stopped him.
"Arey baithne toh de re baba...oh! Mera chair leke aao re" Sajju dada ordered his men. They brought the chair and he sat on it.
"Haan kya bol rha tha re jhingoor?", Sajju dada asked Abhishek.
"Sajju dada he's the man....", Abhishek began to speak but Sajju Dada slapped him again.
"Sajju dada se hindi mein baat karne ka...bole toh ek dum raapchik Hindi...englis ij a vary phuny(funny) language...I'm not phuny", Sajju Dada told Abhishek and he nodded.
Abhishek: Sajju dada...yeh hi woh insaan hai jisne meri shaadi barbad ki...meri dulhan cheen li isne
Me(Kartik): Oye...rondlu baccha...I love her did u get it...she's mine!
Abhishek: Ur a bride snatcher...
Me: I told u I love her and she loves me back....
I and Abhishek started arguing.
Sajju Dada: Chup!!!
Both of us got silent
Sajju Dada: Bilkul chup!!!!
I and Abhishek put a finger on our lips.
Sajju: What ij this phis(fish) market? I love her...she love me...arey mahan raju bol rela hai "aurat ka chakkar bahot kharab hota hai"
Me: Who's this Raju?
Sajju Dada looked at me shocked. He walked towards me and stood in front of me. I gulped in fear.
Sajju Dada: Tere ko raju nai pata...
He asked me curiously. I nodded in no.
Sajju Dada: Tune phir Hera pheri nahi dekhi...??
He asked me.
Me: Sorry sir....I haven't
Sajju Dada looked at me shocked.
Sajju Dada: Arey o Englis....angrej bharat se chale gaye lekin is chokre ko le Jana bhool gaye...
He started laughing. I chuckled nervously.
Sajju Dada: But I won't punish u...tu na apun ke bada bhai jaisa dikhta hai...
I looked at him confused.
Me(confused): Bada bhai??
Sajju Dada: Haan....unka naam momo bhai tha...
He took out his goggles and wiped his tears.
Me: Kya hua unhe....??
Sajju Dada looked at me.
Sajju Dada: Wahi aurat ka chakkar.....woh bhi same to same in madam jaisi dikhti thi
Sajju Dada said pointing towards Naira. Naira looked at him confused.
Sajju Dada: Accha woh sab chodne ka....tune Abhishek ki shaadi barbaad ki....see Abhishek ij like my bro....ab toh tere ko punishment mil ke ich rhega
Me: Sajju Dada....I can explain
Sajju Dada: Na na...no explanation ki jaroorat...lekin apun aise tereko punishment nahi dega...jo bhi tere saath is plan mein barobar saath de rha tha...they have to become a part of the punishment
Me: No Sajju bhai....please spare my kids they aren't at fault...in sabko chod do...you can do whatever you want with me
"Kartik....what are you doing? You don't need to do this!", Naira said but I ignored her.
"Okay...jaise teri marji...marne wale ki aakhri iccha granted", Sajju Dada grabbed my collar and made me sit on the floor. He pointed a gun at the back of my head.
"Dad....", my kids said, their voice shaking. Naira was looking at me worried.
"Apun tere ko aisa nahi marega....sajju Dada loves sallu bhai....mujic bajao re...ab yeh goli kab teri khopdi mein ghusegi...no idea", Sajju Dada said and the music started blasting. Sajju Dada started dancing doing the famous sallu bhai step. I was sitting there clueless.
You're my love...my love
Jaane jaan you're my love
You're my love, my love
Jaane jaan you're my love
Dekha Maine dekha jabse tujhko dekha
Kuch bhi na socha na samjha dil de diya re
Ho gaya re Ho gaya haan is dil ka kaam re...
Ho gaya re ho gaya haan dil tere naam
Sajju Dada did the Michael Jackson step. The music stopped. I closed my eyes tightly.
Angdaiyan leti hoon main jab zor zor se
Ooh Aah ki aawaz hai aati har ore se
Oh main toh chalu jis kadar
Ki mach jaye re gadar
Hosh wale bhi madhosh aaye re nazar
Mere photo ko seene se yaar chipkale re fevikol se
Main toh kabse hoon ready taiyaar pata le re miss call se
I opened my eyes and saw Sajju Dada doing the fevicol hook step along with thumkas. The music stopped again. I closed my eyes tightly.
Jaaye Jaaye....Jaaye Jaaye
Ek baar jo jaaye jawani
Phir na aaye
Hey Hey jawaani phir na aaye...
I opened my eyes and saw Sajju Dada doing the hook step of this song with a towel under his legs. I slapped my forehead. The music stopped and Sajju Dada pointed the gun at the back of the my head. He pulled the trigger.
"Kartik", Naira gasped.
But no bullet entered my head. Sajju Dada looked at his gun confused. He checked the bullets.
"Isme toh bullets ich nahi hai...sorry technical error", he reloaded his gun.
"Let's continue", he said and pointed the trigger at the back of my head. I closed my eyes.
Just then, Naira spoke.
Naira: Sajju Dada please don't kill him...I love him....yeh sab meri galti hai...yeh sab meri wajah se ho rha hai...lekin agar aap kartik ko maaroge na...the next bullet will be for me....main iske bina nahi reh sakti
Naira said coming forward and Sajju Dada removed the gun from the back of my head. He turned back and started crying. His head hung down and his body shook convulsively.
I stood up and walked to him.
"Are you alright?", I asked him.
He wiped the tears and turned to us.
"Kuch nahi....aap logon ko believe nahi hoga lekin apun ki bhi ek love story thi...apun ki bhi ek item thi", Sajju Dada said as tears shined in his eyes.
"Uska naam kya tha?", Naira asked him.
"Natasha", Sajju Dada said and started crying on my shoulder. I patted on his back giving him sympathy.
"Kya hua use?", Naira asked him.
"Bhaag gayi", Sajju Dada said and began crying even more louder. He squeezed his nose in my sherwani. My eyes got wide and I made a disgusted face but I continued to calm him down.
He got away from me and looked at Abhishek. He slapped him.
"Pagal ho gya hai tu...do pyaar karne walo ko alag kar rha hai...sharam nahi aati tujhe!!!", Sajju Dada slapped Abhishek again. Abhishek was shocked.
Naira rushed to me and hugged me. Sajju Dada turned towards us.
"Aap dono apna gulu gulu continue karo...mai isey sambhalta hoon...don't worry Haan", Sajju Dada assured us.
"Isko leke jaa re", Sajju Dada ordered his men and they took Abhishek away.
"Okay....bhaiya bhabhi...abhi apun chalta hai...milke accha laga apun ko", Sajju Dada shook hands with us and wore his goggles.
He turned away....
"Mujic", he shouted.
Aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai
Aaj mere yaaaaaaar ki shaadi hai...
The music started blasting and Sajju Dada walked away along with his men.
PRECAP: KAIRA WEDDING