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hi okay so
this one isn't a written chapter because texting!!
i wanna keep entries of random shit that i can access in the future
so for shits and giggles, i made this monstrosity
buckle in kiddos we're going for a joyride
psa: names of the people have been replaced with false names
fuk u dan
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27 January 2020
padrédrew:
Good morning ladies and Lucy!
gayson:
not funny man
trafficsigynthief:
dude no its too early
vessfinnabeatass:
yeah stfu go back to sleep andrew
also why is luc the only guy considered wth man?
padrédrew:
It's 5 am can you guys at least get up and be functioning members of society
Luc's the only one that listens to me and today's a nice day
But ANYWAYS
oliveoilgod:
dude
padrédrew:
Yes?
oliveoilgod:
my ass is literally frozen over
padrédrew:
Fair enough.
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
GUYSGUYSGUYS WE HAVE AN ISSUE
gayson:
what is it im really tired and idw to go to work in this weather
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKINF TIE
momthersteve:
LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN
dukeofchickennuggets:
YEAH LANGUAGE CK WHAT THE FUCK
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
NOT HELPING GUYS
momthersteve:
DUKE
WHAT THE HECK
YOU HAVE CLASSES IN 20 MINUTES WHERE ARE YOU
CK LOOK UNDER YOUR BOOKS OR DESK OR IN YOUR CLOSET YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR STUFF THERE
dukeofchickennuggets :
hold on ma'am im getting my car keys chill ill be there in 7 don't worry
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
HELP
TIE
HELP
PLEASE
vessfinnabeatass:
well have you tried looking around in your room?
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
Yes but it's not there.
gayson:
kitchen?
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
Not yet, but I'll go check now
gayson:
okay gl
padrédrew:
Not all of you are awake but it's already chaos?
I love being a dad.
gayson:
i still dw to go to work its a fucking snowstorm out there
padrédrew:
Don't exaggerate, Jason.
Just go, you want the money anyway.
gayson:
u know youre right
but im tired and its cold outside
vessfinnabeatass:
i thought you loved the snow?
momthersteve:
DUKE
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
I'M GOING TO CLASS FIRST SEE YOU LATER
gayson:
yeah but not in -69,000,000°C at 6am
who tf do u think i am
vessfinnabeatass:
yea good point
ckluvsalphabetsoup :
GUYS I FOUND IT
padrédrew:
Where was it?
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
IN MY REFRIGERATOR
vessfinnabeatass:
AHDDSKHDJ WHAT
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
IT WAS IN MY REFRIGERATOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND FUCK
momthersteve:
I CALLED IT
CK KEEP YOUR TIE IN YOUR CLOSET
NOT YOUR KITCHEN
ckluvsalphabetsoup:
YES MA'AM
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER SCHOOL
oliveoilgod:
what happened
how
what
how does a tie get into a fridge
padrédrew:
Yeah what the heck
it's almost 05:00 over there
why are you guys like this
can't we just be normal
momthersteve:
My favorite child is awake
All of you stop being batshit crazy for a moment
oliveoilgod:
oh my college campus is frozen over
i'm staying in tonight screw this
gayson:
just so we all rmb luc is the favourite only bc she isn't us
which is discrimination
steve im going to sue
this
this is why we can't have nice things
gayson:
im your 4th mom you go back to sleep
vessfinnabeatass:
i thought it was bc she's the youngest??
jason just go to work already
gayson:
no sry
padrédrew:
Jason go to work
Luc you better be getting ready for bed it's almost 8 over there kiddo
Do you want a bedtime story or just tucking in honey
prestopresco:
AHAHDHA BEDTIME STORY LUC YOU'RE A BABY
AM NOT DICKHEAD
YOU'RE IN CLASS GO TO CLASS
momthersteve:
JERIN
LANGUAGE
padrédrew:
Oh no
Here we go again
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this, all on a normal day.
and that's where i stopped because it just gets worse from there on out.
have a good day!
- jj